~Fallacies~

Welcome to my blog. On here you will find everything that I hold dear and cherish. I do hope you'll enjoy and stay for some tea with me.

[bisexualdemondean]

Hey how many swords do u have

Sword of a lot

[antisocial-butterflies-deactiva]

Blocked

[bisexualdemondean]

Parried

[tastefullyoffensive]

[tiredpotter]

I SWEAR he’s fucking high, HILARIOUS

[hellspawnqueen]

Me: I am a pretty chill and laid back guy

My Doctor: You have a literal diagnosed anxiety disorder

[stannisbarathcon]

who writes these lines?? who is the smartass fucker that writes these?? it makes me sick

[beyoncebeytwice]

characters in a movie after dating for a 2 weeks: i love you i cant live without you me: what the fuck? what the fuck

[missglumcakes-deactivated202411]

[berningsensation]

[reproductivejusticeandliberty]

Good guy Bernie Sanders.

[intersectsational]

Pls vote 4 him

Love, the entire rest of the world.

[halfstable-deactivated20190928]

I, as an American of the United States of America, would LOVE to vote for Bernie Sanders

[queen0fswordss]

I promise to Reblog every pro-Bernie post I see until election day. Every single one.

[puppygreywolf]

our first meme president

[seanbonner]

Bernie > Hillary 

[wilwheaton]

i can tell that the Democratic Party Establishment and their Wall Street owners are getting really afraid of Bernie Sanders, because the hit pieces are starting to come out.

Keep at it, Senator Sanders. You’re not the candidate we deserve, but you’re definitely the candidate we need.

[chuskopan]

[chronicthoughts]

If you get pulled over by a cop and you have weed put that shit in an envelope with a stamp, it's illegal to go through mail.

[sodamnrelatable]

[swimming-northbound-deactivated]

The person who thought of that is actually a genius. 

[therealbigsketch-deactivated201]

God oh god. I needed that

[kingxcbk]

Some of em gon still do it though. Especially if you black. But at least it’ll keep you safe from the ones following the law

[thesnobbyartsyblog]

If they do go through it, your lawyer will get it dismissed because it was an illegal search. If he’s not a court appointed lawyer.

[ladytranquility]

I don’t smoke weed but imma reblog this anyway to save a life

[chocolatephilosopha]

😇😇😇thanks to the angel that came up with that idea!

[madalynsnow-deactivated20170502]

BRUH

[hellspawnqueen]

me: *takes a deep breath*

me: i lo-

anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love josh, we know, you love josh washington so much, he’s the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love josh, we KNOW , you love josh you fucking love josh ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE JOSH. WE GET IT.

[hellspawnqueen]

Signs as overreactions

Throws whatever is in their hands: Cancer, Sagittarius.

Punches a wall: Taurus, Libra, Scorpio.

Screams externally: Gemini, Capricorn, Aquarius, Virgo.

Snaps and kills a man: Aries, Pisces, Leo.

[hellspawnqueen]

The Signs as Popular Quotes on Tumblr

Aries: the saddest word in the whole wide world is the word almost. he was almost in love. she was almost good for him. he almost stopped her. she almost waited. he almost lived. they almost made it.

Taurus: i burned so long so quiet you must have wondered if I loved you back. I did, I did, I do.

Gemini: she needed a hero, so that's what she became

Cancer: we're like parallel lines: always close, never together

Leo: you can be the king, but watch the queen conquer

Virgo: i went from porcelain to ivory to steel

Libra: there's something dangerous about the boredom of teenage girls

Scorpio: woman? is that meant to insult me?

Sagittarius: there are two people you’ll meet in your life. one will run a finger down the index of who you are and jump straight to the parts of you that peak their interest. the other will take their time reading through every one of your chapters and maybe fold corners of you that inspired them most. you will meet these two people; it is a given. it is the third that you’ll never see coming. that one person who not only finishes your sentences, but keeps the book

Capricorn: if you don't think I'm a princess, you're 100% right, I'm the fucking queen

Aquarius: you were red. you liked me cause I was blue. you touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky and you decided purple just wasn’t for you

Pisces: tell me every terrible (fish)thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway

[greelin]

my favorite thing is when creators dish out random info about their characters that has no real value… that’s not sarcasm. i truthfully love knowing little, useless tidbits like “hey! this character wears a size seven shoe. isn’t that neat” in the sincerest way possible. thank you for that. it is neat. i enjoy it. it’s good

[triptrippy]

no childrens show will ever be too dark for kids they hunger violence and death

[wizardshark]

children are savages

[detocqueville-deactivated201711]

“Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!”

[larygo]

what happened to your lovely hand (x)(x)