There's nothing wrong with the episode's ending! Far from it! This is just an alternative idea that came to mind. During the end bits when I.M.P mention that Verosika and her cronies would be in huge trouble back in Hell, I thought of how interesting it would be if Blitzo took advantage of his... affiliation with Stolas :P
And it just got away from me. ;)
In one of Blitzo's in-character posts on Instagram, Stolas actually was telling someone off on in the comments for antagonising Blitzo, which was pretty funny! I had to include a shout-out to that
Hope you like it!
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"Blitzo." Verosika's voice cut through the silence.
"Oh perfect, that must be the whores," Blitzo said with irritation as he turned around and gestured toward them.
"That was handled rather...obvious, don't you think?" Verosika smirked in a smug manner.
"Right, about that... It would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world~" Millie said in a sugary sweet voice, looking just as smug.
"Heh heh heh, oh, Satan! You'd all be so fucked!" Moxxie exclaimed despite the slur in his words.
Thankfully, this had the desired effect of making Verosika look uncomfortable and uncertain. Her eyes shifted briefly before she scowled. "Yeah, well, you three nasty ass gremlins will be in shit for not being in disguises!"
Before Blitzo answered, an idea struck his mind and he realised just how much of an advantage he truly had. In fact, he could bring it into action and really rub everything in his ex's face.
"HA! Like that's gonna matter because I just so happen to be rubbing elbows with demon royalty these days! If I told him what you succubitches did, you'd be in heaps of trouble!" Blitzo declared, his smug grin growing wider. He never thought he'd be so glad to have Stolas on his side beyond the book.
Well, more than usual, anyway. But he wasn't going to admit that.
"Thaaaat'ssss not ALL you're rubbing!" Moxxie slurred, giggling.
Blitzo glared and flipped him off, but Moxxie only giggled harder.
Verosika raised a disbelieving eyebrow and scoffed. "Wow, that's the best you could come up with? Seriously, Blitzo? Who in the right mind would even come close to believing such bullshit? What are you going to do, call this so-called demon royalty guy and tattle on me?"
Blitzo laughed, having seen this coming a mile away. This was just too easy. "Sure, I'll call him right now!"
Everyone watched as Blitzo pulled out his phone, tapped at it, and then put it on speaker as it rang. He knew what kind of fetish-y remarks awaited once Stolas picked up, but at least it could offer a nice way to Verosika wrong in more than one way.
It rang... and rang... and rang.
Blitzo groaned and pinched his face. "Goddamn it you overgrown feather-duster, pick up already!" He muttered through gritted teeth.
Thankfully, as if somehow hearing that command, Stolas finally picked up.
"Heeey Stolas, how's it hanging?" Blitzo greeted casually while shooting a shit-eating grin at his ex.
"Why hello, Blitzy~! What a pleasant surprise! Oh, and I was just thinking about you and how I can't wait until the night of the full moon! It seems so far away and I'm so excited to be with you again, I haven't the words to describe it! I hope you're having a good day, my dear~!"
Verosika was gaping and her eyes were wide. Then she snorted and shook her head. "Wow, now I really know this is bullshit. Blitzy? Come on, Blitzo, I figured a con artist like you could do so much better than that. So you paid some idiot to act like a simp to you? Big deal."
"Uh..." Millie looked confused. "But how and when would we have had the time to set up something like that?"
"What? You don't believe me?" Blitzo said with faux innocence, grinning.
"Blitzy? What's going on?" Stolas asked. "Who is that?"
"Oh for fuck's sake!" Verosika exclaimed in a louder voice. She grabbed Blitzo's phone to bring it closer to herself. "Okay schmuck, you can drop the act because I can see right through it! How much is Blitzo paying you to act like a simp toward him? Because who in the fuck would ever want to willingly spend time in this fucking gremlin's company? He's a loser piece of shit, figured he'd pay some desperate schmuck like you to tell him what he wants to hear."
Despite the light crashing waves, occasional seagull, and distant sounds of the nearby city, it was very quiet. Millie looked nonplussed, Moxxie was leaning against her and practically falling asleep on her shoulder, and all Verosika's cronies were silently observing everything.
Admittedly, Blitzo wondered what Stolas was going to say to her being so rude to demon royalty, and couldn't help feeling giddy. If he knew Stolas, this meant Verosika was on a slow train to Lecture Town. Where Stolas was the mayor! Or prince, since he already was one.
Stolas was quiet for a while before speaking. When he did, his voice was low, and cool. "Miss, I don't know what you're perceiving here, but there's no need to be antagonistic toward my Blitzy."
Blitzo grinned widely and had to hold back his laughter. Especially when Verosika briefly looked shocked before she huffed and rolled her eyes.
"How much are you paying this schmuck, Blitzo? This is so fucking ridiculous, even a baby wouldn't buy this!" Verosika said crossly as she practically shoved his phone back at him.
"What do you mean?" Blitzo grinned widely, thrilled that this was working far too well. He couldn't understand why Stolas was always so quick to defend him, but for once, he was taking it. "I'm not doing a damn thing! That's Prince Stolas you're talking to!"
"Oh, sure!" Verosika placed a hand on her hip and raised an eyebrow.
"Ohhh yeah, did we forget to mention that the prince is our boss' boyfriend?" Millie piped up.
For a second, Blitzo was about to bite back about that and his mind refused to let up the thought. He pushed the thought back, but paused. Knowing Verosika, this would be a good tactic to really get her off his back, so long as she came around to believing him. Which was hard to do, since she didn't believe this was actually Stolas on the other line.
"Fuck it," Blitzo said with a sigh. He looked at Verosika and held his phone to his ear. "Hey Stolas, she doesn't believe it's actually you! You wanna come over here and prove it?"
The other line went dead. Blitzo stared at his phone, unsure what to make of what just happened, and his blood ran cold. Stolas never hung up before. Not without saying goodbye, anyway.
Letting out a snarl, Blitzo nearly tossed his phone into the sand, but instead stuffed it into his pocket. "You goddamn privileged asshole, what the fuck?!" He grumbled under his breath. "You never hang up on me and the one fucking time I need your help-!"
"Well well, looks like your little friend decided to wise up and drop the charade!" Verosika began to laugh. "What was that you were saying about the actual Prince Stolas being your boyfriend, huh? What's next, King Asmodeus is your cousin? Or maybe your father is really Lucifer himself?"
All of her cronies began to laugh, but then their eyes went wide with shock and they shut up. Verosika was too busy giggling and laughing, pointing at Blitzo like an obnoxious bully with her eyes shut. She turned around to face them and they all started frantically pointing behind her.
"Can you believe this douchey pice of shit?" Verosika shook her head and laughed a bit. "He's so pathetic that he has to go and make up stupid lies! I had to deal with his bullshit before, but not like this! He's definitely sunk lower and I knew he couldn't do better than me~"
Although Blitzo wondered what the hell was up with Verosika's cronies, he suddenly felt a hand on his shoulder. Not just any hand, but extremely long fingers ending in claws. He craned his neck back and sure enough, standing right behind him was Stolas, his gaze fixated on Verosika. He was in his full regalia, top hat and all, so there would be no mistaking this was him. And the stern, unimpressed look on his face meant business.
Stolas glanced down at him and calmly asked, "Blitzy, is this lady disturbing you?"
At the sound of his voice, Verosika froze and turned around. Her eyes widened and her mouth hung open in shock. Sputtering, she took a step back. "Ah! Y-y-y-your highness!"
Blitzo could not believe his good fortune and silently thanked Satan for whatever hand he had in this. With a huge grin, Blitzo laughed and pointed up at the prince. "HA! See?! See?! Right here Prince Stolas himself, in the flesh and feathers! What'd I tell you, you drunken whore slut bitch! And you called me a liar! Well, hope you cooked up those words, because now you're gonna eat them!"
"We told ya so~!" Millie sing-songed.
"Verosika's in... TROUBLE!" Moxxie exclaimed. "Trouble trouble trouble and more trouble!"
"Whatever quarrels you may have, I don't take kindly to such cruel words spoken to my dear Blitzy," Stolas said sternly as his eyes narrowed.
"H-how... how... what..." Verosika uttered, still dumbfounded.
Knowing he would regret this later and stir up his own uncomfortable urges and inklings he tried to repress, Blitzo exhaled heavily. He turned around and looked up at Stolas, putting on his most charming smile and opening his arms.
"Man Stolas, you're a sight for sore eyes and looking hot as usual!" Blitzo said happily. "So glad you're here, because you won't believe what that whore biscuit of an ex-girlfriend did to me today!"
Turning his attention to Blitzo, Stolas immediately softened and bent down to pick him up. He held Blitzo close to his chest, arms supporting the imp under his legs and ass. Having been picked up by Stolas many times by now, Blitzo didn't even think to protest, and knew it would be too perfect to spite Verosika further.
"What did she do, Blitzy?" Stolas asked gently, smiling warmly. "Tell me everything."
"She stole my company's parking spot! For no goddamn reason, she just parked her pussy wagon right on it even though it's got my company name on it!" Blitzo exclaimed with a long-suffering sigh. "It's the only parking spot the building gave to my company, and she just took it because she's a petty little spiteful bitch!"
Millie nodded solemnly as she chimed in. "It's true. I had to park the van over a block away because of that."
Stolas gasped, his eyes going wide. "That's terrible! Oh, Blitzy, how rude and spiteful of her to just take your parking space like that."
"Right?! Couldn't fucking believe the nerve of that succubitch!" Blitzo exclaimed with theatrics, laying a hand across his forehead and casting a wink at Verosika over his shoulder. He sighed and put on a sad face. "You want to know the worst part? She wanted to try keeping it for a week! A week! That's precious company time I can't lose, but having no parking space means I have no choice! And it's Spring Break on top of that! Not only is that prime time for crimes of all kinds, but I have a lot of clients who want the job done!"
"Oh, dear. Have you tried asking for it back?" Stolas asked.
"Are you kidding? Nothing fucking worked until we made this bet-long story-and then this shit happened!" Blitzo cried as if in distress. "And all we were trying to do was get to work and get on with our day!"
For added effect, Blitzo pouted and lay his cheek on the ermine lining resting on Stolas' cape, savouring the softness of the fur.
Countenance stern, Stolas looked back at Verosika. "Miss Mayday, I'll only ask you once to relinquish I.M.P's designated parking space and to stop your antagonising behaviour."
By then, Verosika had broken out of her dumbfounded stupor and shook her head. "Your highness, no offense, but what Blitzo and his friends did here was way more inexcusable. They were all parading around with no human disguises! During Spring Break on a beach full of people!"
Looking conflicted, Stolas turned his attention back to Blitz, his brows furrowed. "Blitz. Were you and your colleagues not being careful, again?"
At the use of his real name, Blitzo gulped and tugged at his shirt collar. "Uh, well... uh... heh, I can explain?" He smiled sheepishly.
Verosika now looked smug and crossed her arms over her chest. "What's the matter, Blitzo? Cat got your tongue?"
"Ex-CUSE me!" Moxxie called out drunkenly as he practically climbed onto a giggling Millie's back. "I'll remind you! A human called me a POSSUM! I am NOT a possum!"
With that save, Blitzo laughed in relief and nodded as he looked back at Verosika over his shoulder. "Ohhh yeah, and some guy called me a leprechaun, but I killed him before he could tell anybody! Oh, and everyone was far too busy getting drunk, getting killed, or fucking on the beach to notice us, anyway!"
"If they did, no one cared! And now look, no one's here!" Millie said as she gestured all around the beach. "Oh, and your highness? You might wanna take a look out at the water!"
Raising an eyebrow, Stolas did so and turned his head around almost completely. Blitzo looked too and realised Millie had been pointing at the demonically mutated fish monster's corpse.
Feeling his body stiffen, Blitzo could guess how Stolas was feeling upon seeing that corpse.
"What...?" Stolas uttered in shock. "How did that-?"
"Big giant eldritch abomination fish, yeah, that happened!" Blitzo said with a helpless shrug.
"I killed that thing!" Millie declared proudly. "It was causin' a huge ruckus, killed some people, and most of all, what coulda made a fish like that except for somethin' straight outta Hell?"
She then produced the flask Verosika had from before and grinned widely as she held it up for them all to see.
"By the way, your highness, you can take my word for it that this flask right here doesn't belong to any of us!" Millie tossed the flask at Verosika, who caught it.
"Should've stuck to rehab, you bitchy lush!" Blitzo taunted his ex as he flipped her off. "Then this never would've happened!"
"Miss Mayday." Stolas' voice was cold, stern, and it sent shivers up Blitzo's spine. "This is unbelievably irresponsible and careless on your part. I won't allow this to go unnoticed by the hierarchy and you're going to have to face the consequences of your neglect. Such a monster is a hazard and will surely be noticed by humans, there's no avoiding it."
Blitzo smirked and waved at her merrily, sticking his tongue out between his teeth.
"Well? What do you have to say for yourself, Miss Mayday?" Stolas' grip on Blitzo was tightening quite a bit. His pupils were showing and both sets of eyes were narrowing dangerously.
"I..." Verosika started and then hung her head. "Y-your highness... I... we..."
Getting an idea, despite how fun it was to watch Verosika squirm and practically wet her pants, Blitzo got a idea. He turned his head back to face Stolas and smiled, starting to run a finger down his jawline. This had Stolas blink and look at him with surprise as he relaxed considerably.
"Hey, Stols, baby, I have a better idea," Blitzo crooned as he leaned a bit closer. His hand rested on Stolas' cheek, occasionally caressing his facial disk. His other hand caressed Stolas' neck feathers gently. "It's been a long-ass shitty day and I bet you and the higher-ups don't want to deal with all that paperwork, right? What say we get rid of that corpse since no one's around, pretend this whole B-movie scene never happened, just so long as that bitch over there gives back my parking space? Then you don't have to deal with Hell higher up red tape crap, and I get my parking space back~"
Millie let out giddy giggles and Moxxie cheered him on. Verosika was silent, but Blitzo didn't care. His charm seemed to be working because now Stolas was focused solely on him and was softening up considerably.
"Besides, that whore's not worth the effort or anything else, like always!" Blitzo went on, carding his fingers through Stolas' hair feathers in a tender manner. "Wouldn't you rather we just go back to your place? We can, ya know, have a bath together, maybe pop in a good horse movie, get some pizza, make popcorn and all that good shit. How's that sound, pretty bird?"
A soft blush was forming on Stolas' cheeks and his eyes were lighting up in a gleeful manner as he smiled. He held Blitzo closer to his chest, if it were possible. Of course his little plan was working, and Blitzo knew he was probably laying it on thicker than usual, but he couldn't help enjoying Stolas' eager responses to his ideas.
"Oh, Blitzy... that sounds wonderful," Stolas said softly. "I'd love it."
Bingo. Blitzo knew this would work and that Stolas would be far too agreeable to it. It wasn't like they hadn't had relaxing nights together before, anyway. Now he knew exactly how to seal the deal. It might not have been the night of the full moon, but he could make an exception.
It wasn't an excuse to spend time together, not at all. Yes, Blitzo was going to get something out of it in more ways than one. And Stolas' bed was luxuriously comfy. And he did admittedly like watching movies with Stolas, they proved to be pleasant experiences with the most Stolas ever wanting to do was sit close and cuddle.
This was just a win-win situation, that's all.
After a quick glance at Verosika over his shoulder, Blitzo turned his attention back to Stolas and licked his lips.
"Then I'm gonna fuck your brains out afterwards. I know it's not the full moon, but fuck it. Today's been shit from everything that went down, so I'm not gonna hold back, either." Blitzo purred seductively, lidding his eyes and running his finger down Stolas' jawline. His other hand gently pulled on his hair feathers, knowing he liked some rough play. "Your bird cunt is gonna be fucking leaking by the time I get inside you, so you better be good and do what I say, or I'm gonna use the horse whip again."
Dead silence except for Stolas' heavy breathing. His cheeks were as red his eyes, he was biting his lip, and his eyes were narrowed in pure ecstasy. Stolas grinned widely and his collar feathers fluffed up as he laughed and moaned all at once.
"Oh Blitzy~!" Stolas exclaimed breathlessly, his gaze tender and full of undisguised desire.
"Sooo... that's a yes?" Blitzo murmured sensually, bringing his fingers to poke Stolas' beak.
"Yes... Yes, of course!" Stolas cooed, his eyes widening with immense glee and his smile threatening to crack his face in two.
"Great!" Blitzo sweetened the deal by kissing him on the cheek. Sure enough, Stolas was beaming. He turned to Verosika and grinned widely. "Soooo, whaddya say, huh? I'm giving you an easy out here, it's way more than you deserve and all you have to do is gimme back my parking space! Otherwise you're gonna have to deal with him and the higher ups about this!"
Verosika was torn between glaring daggers and looking intimidated, which alone was satisfying to see. She looked between the two of them, then at Millie and Moxxie before sighing heavily.
"Fine," Verosika said curtly. She averted her gaze. "It won't happen again, your highness."
"We fucking won!" Blitzo cheered and nearly toppled out of Stolas' arms, laughing maniacally.
"Fuck YES!" Millie grinned as she happily cuddled her husband.
"In your face, bitch!" Blitzo yelled with glee, flipping off Verosika with both hands.
Stolas then held up one hand, using the other to secure Blitzo, and snapped his fingers.
The mutated fish corpse shrank down to size, broke apart, and was no more. Like it was never even there to begin with.
"There we go, it's gone now," Stolas murmured, not taking his eyes off Blitzo. He then opened up a portal in the ground, which showed a birds-eye view of the parking lot.
"Good! Then this never happened as far as anyone's concerned! Smell you succubitches later!" Blitzo crowed, blowing a raspberry. He looked toward where Loona and Vortex were chatting and waved them down. "C'mon, Loonie Toonie! Let's go back and park our fat fucking car in our fat fucking space!"
Millie carried Moxxie to the portal and jumped through. Verosika angrily caleld for Vortex to rejoin her, so Blitzo made sure Loona caught up and went through the portal first. Then he turned to Verosika's retreating form and sneered.
"By the way, I fucking upgraded from your drunken whore ass!" Blitzo called to her, laughing. "How's it feel, huh? Demon Royalty, bitch! Get wrecked!"
Verosika gave a pause, then turned around and pursed her lips. She then said, "Your highness... When he inevitably breaks your heart and leaves you holding the bag with maxed credit cards, call me."
Stolas just stared at her with a nonplussed expression before simply responding with, "Good day, Miss Mayday."
Blitzo grinned and flipped her off over his shoulder. "C'mon Stolas, let's get outta here."
Looking back at Blitzo, Stolas beamed and nodded as he headed for the portal. "Of course, Blitzy."
Just as they landed on the ground back in Hell, Blitzo got an idea and snickered to himself.
"Hey, hey, Stolas... throw me back up! Throw me up so I go through it again!" Blitzo said amidst his giggles.
Stolas raised an eyebrow, looking amused, before he sighed and shook his head. "Oh, alright. I can't say no to you, Blitzy~"
With that, Stolas tossed him up toward the portal. Blitzo laughed as he flew up and felt so free! Once he breached the portal and was back in the human world, he could see Verosika walking away while her cronies did the same.
Striking a pose with his arms oustretched, both hands holding up the middle finger, Blitzo called out, "To infinity and fuck you!"
He could see Verosika's pose stiffening and she hunched over. Blitzo laughed and let himself fall down the portal again. It closed up and he was ready to land back on the ground.
Except he landed in Stolas' arms, much to his shock and he straightened himself. Stolas was now princess carrying him and staring down at him with a mischievous grin.
"Heeeyyy..." Blitzo greeted with a sheepish smile. "So uh, thanks for all that."
"Oh, no problem at all, Blitzy. I'm happy to have assisted you with that series of unfortunate events!" Stolas said, smiling for real. "No one will believe the drunken recounts of some people talking about a giant fish monster, I'm sure."
"Heh, you got that right!" Blitzo managed to laugh. "And I got to rub everything in her sloppy drunken whore ass once and for all! And yes, we dated, before you ask, and no it's not a big deal. I'm way over her and I wasted too much damn time, good, okay? Great, let's move on!"
"Well... her loss is my gain, then," Stolas cooed with a giggle. He leaned closer and nuzzled Blitzo's cheek tenderly.
"Uhh... Stolas? I uh, you can... put me down now... I uh, I gotta go park my van and uh, finish up for the day, heh," Blitzo said, feeling his cheeks flaming and his body going warm from the affection.
Stolas smirked sensuously and held him closer, leaning their foreheads together. "Blitzy... you do realise I'm going to take you up on what you suggested earlier, yes?"
"...Um..."
"I mean, it sounds wonderful. I can't think of anything better than spending a lovely evening with you~" Stolas purred, his eyes narrowing in a sensual manner.
"Heh, well I, uh," Blitzo uttered, his voice catching in his throat. He expected Stolas to take him seriously and yet knowing he truly did have to uphold his offer had him feeling so many things right now. Yet he also wondered if Stolas realised it was just a ploy to get things in motion and also rubbing it in Verosika's face.
He was an idiot for assuming that notion.
"I'll wait until you're finished work and take you home, darling~" Stolas kissed him on the forehead.
"F-fine, whatever!" Blitzo turned redder and there were bats in his stomach. "Just put me down, I'm still on the clock!"
Stolas obliged, setting him down on the ground and then patting his horns.
"I'll bring you all some iced coffee while you finish up, my treat," Stolas said with a smile.
Not about to turn down iced coffee, Blitzo grinned. "Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about!"
Giggling, Stolas bent down low and stole a kiss from Blitzo's lips, taking him by surprise. "See you in a bit, Blitzy~" He winked and then strode off through another portal he opened up on the spot.
Great, now Blitzo was chalk full of affection and intimacy, and he had no idea how to cope with it. His cheeks were redder than his own body, his insides were mush, and his legs had gone weak. Maybe this had been a mistake. Maybe he should have found another way to do this.
But everything that had happened played out so perfectly and was even pretty hot. Seeing Stolas effortlessly put Verosika in her place without even lifting a finger was hot as fuck.
As Blitzo thought about it, maybe spending the evening together with Stolas really was the better option. He was going to need to let out all of his frustrations, anyway.
Exhaling, Blitzo grinned and went over to his colleagues to take his mind off things for a bit. "Alright Mills, let's go fetch the van and get it back where it belongs!"
I am really obsessed with how pretty much every time media tries to make like a cool reserved male protag they end up making him autistic as fuck every time
Why can't people understand that GOOD characters aren't going to make perfect decisions 24/7? Like Stolas for example whenever he's being shitted on. Isn't the point of Stolas's arc is that he makes mistakes and has to LEARN from them? That he isn't perfect? What's the point of having a compelling character if they don't make mistakes? There wouldn't be an arc. Also the show makes it clear that he's WRONG and has to become better if he wants to improve his relationships
This too! I think what makes me more upset is that people either flat-out ignore or excuse Blitzo's shitty behavior. Like...you can argue that he's actually worse. If you're gonna point out Stolas being crappy, at least do the same for Blitzo.
I mean, it's not like either of the two aren't being called out in the show either. Like, episode 7 literally had these two get roasted...in song XD I think it's safe to say they're both unhealthy, but not unfixable.
I can very much see Minne adoring "Uncle" Blitzø. He'd probably enable reckless behaviour on her part both to let her have fun and to give Moxxie a heart-attack. Cause he just loves messing with the fella.
Blitzø is 100% the enabler who makes Millie’s relaxed parenting style look conservative. His idea of a 6th birthday present was a Sub Machine Gun and when Moxxie yelled at him for it he admits he was just too cheap to spring for the Grenade Launcher. He’s not made out of goddamn money, Moxxie.
I love when you meet someone and you just click. You know you’re supposed to be friends or lovers or something. You just know the universe said “you two, yeah you, don’t leave each other’s side okay?”. Here’s to meeting awesome new people and forming amazing new bonds.
bitches, bros and enby hoes hear me out real quick, jam is suffering from brainworms again
so i know that stolas is a pacifist (both helluva stolas and the actual demon from the lore), we've seen a lottt of proof for that already (him turning that imp at loo loo land into stone, him scaring the shit out of agent one and agent two - sure, the imp might still be cosplaying the rock and the agents are probably traumatized for life but hey, nobody was killed so ayyy) BUT and bear with me
just imagine a stolitz team up during a fight
just them standing back to back, blitzo with his guns, stolas' hands glowing red or blue or every color of the fucking rainbow cuz big ghey birb i don't fucking know but just
blitzo excited as fuck cuz he's a violent bitch, grinning and asking stolas over his shoulder "ready for this, old man?"
and stolas being iconic just softly smiling and replying sth like: "try to keep up, darling ~"
i am living just thinking about this y'all i swear
also i just know that seeing stolas in action would catapult blitzo right into horny land like
some fucker is coming at blitzo while he's dealing with someone else and blitzo turns around too late but oh looky here stolas is taking care of it, the dude's limbs go flying within the blink of four eyes, there's blood fucking everywhere and blitzo just stares at stolas like: im gonna fuck you so hard after this
ngl he'd probably say it outloud and i love that a lot
don't ask me for circumstances, i'm just here for the banter and the badassery