totallynot_dio

18/bi/nb I write sometimes

[helluvaboss666999]

My love. A short poem by me lol

My love is a game you always win

My love is are words you never meant

My love is your way of saying let’s play again

My love is a game I always lose

My love,you were everything

[helluvaboss666999]

What are some x reader ships y’all would like to see me write for?

What I write for

EPIC

Hazbin Hotel

Helluva boss

Demon slayer

More that I’m probably forgetting 🤷🏻‍♂️

[helluvaboss666999]

Lmao not my relationship turned situation-ship fully dumping me and going no contact on Valentine’s Day 🥲 anyway HAPPY VALENTINES DAY LOVES<333

[gemsandjunk]

For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

[helluvaboss666999]

Im B E G G I N G pls if you know any good demon slayer or IT X male reader smut tag me in it.

I can’t find shit 😭

Here’s a pic of my cat roro has a bribe

[helluvaboss666999]

I feel like adopted child reader gets spoilt by everyone in the hotel and they all are yandere for the smol bean. And Alastor 100% took smol bean to the Overlord meeting.

Oh absolutely 😂😂 like just imagine it for a sec

Rosie: OMG IS SO CUTE AHSJANDVAJNFBSBF

Caramilla: it’s highly unusual behavior from you Alastor. * spends the next hour playing with the child😭*

And the rest pretty much follow suit 😭 it’s adorable and I’ll props make a crack fic about this 😂

Also I believe ive caught up on my requests so they are back open:) requests will be posted Saturday nights. Have a good day/night y’all!

[helluvaboss666999]

Yandere Alastor and Valentino with a reader who is like a porcelain doll who is really chill and quiet but has a really good singing voice? If not then it’s fine.:)

I made this a male reader,I hope that’s oki!

This is 2 parts btw:)

Yandere Alastor x male porcelain doll sinner

~ Alastor couldn’t deny that he hated you when you first met

~ When his creepy remarks didn’t seem to effect you in the slightest it soon turned into a infatuation

~ He simply couldn’t rest until he had made you as scared of him, as all sinners were

~You noticed this of course and overall didn’t see a problem with it,it wasn’t working so why not let him have his fun

~ infuriated with his constant failure he decided that the reason he couldn’t scare you was because of your comfortable setting at the hotel

~He waited until after you had left the Hotel and then soon followed after,waiting for the perfect moment until he heard a beautiful voice singing from inside a small cozy restaurant

~He decided to hold off and just listen to it for a moment,enjoying the calming sounds. It wasn’t until after you had finished and stepped off the stage and walking away

~Has he followed the boy back to the hotel he considered talking to him about it until he heard the same voice from earlier speak up

~” give up yet?” You spoke with the same calm,none caring tone in your voice,the very same one that had made his jambalaya boil

~”of course not darling! Just tuning into the local misery! Haha!” He said with his classic smile as cheers and laughter came from his staff

~ all you did was hum in response as you kept walking,Alastor’s ear twitched in response,how could you not be scared or flattered or anything! He quickly decided he would get a reaction out of you,although now that he thinks about it,a gentle blush or smile would be much more appealing 

[helluvaboss666999]

Yandere male Velvette x male reader

His doll~

~yandere Vel is absolutely making you his new mannequin,any new clothes will he tried on by you

~There are whole fashion shows with designer pieces inspired by you

~sorry but no one’s coming to save you reader,everyone is too scared of the VEES to try and Val and Vox are too scared of Vel to cross him like that

~However they’re just petty enough to make a comment at your expense

~”y’know sure would be a shame if anything ever happened to that pretty face Vel dear…oh no not by us ofc” Val chuckled as he said it,seeing a idea form in Vels eyes and the fear grow in yours

~The last thing you say before Vel tenderly painted and shaped the clay over your eyes was him smirking,pleased with his idea to keep you handsome forever,always his mannequin

~ always his doll

[helluvaboss666999]

Hi! So this is a mini post explaining my lack of content and when new posts will be ready:)

I started this and my book on Wattpad as a hobby but it turned into a work thing,stressing myself out and feeling bad if I couldn’t get requests done in a timely manner so I deleted the app until I felt better. I’ll be releasing new chapters and at least 5 requests every Monday or Sunday :) requests are open 

[helluvaboss666999]

Hellooooo, can I please request Vox dating Alastor’s sister? And maybe an Alastor dating Vox’s sister? (As two seperate fics) if you don’t mind :)

This was requested BEFORE I made the no fem reader/requests rule and any requests like it will still be posted if they did it before the rule was made :)

Yandere Vox dating Al’s sister headcannons

~y’all def met while him and Al were still friends

~he liked you then but it soon turned into a morbid obsession

~Eventually after their friendship ended Al hid you at the hotel,he couldn’t spend all his time trying to protect you after all

~However thanks to Vaggies ridiculous request for a TV Vox now has a way to speak to the reader

~He eventually managed to convince you that your brother was a danger to you and you would be safe with him

~To say Vox was excited when he found out you planned to run away to go to “safety” with him was a understatement

~he refused to let even the other VEES around you,by the time you realized just how many twisted lies he had told you it was far too late

[helluvaboss666999]

Hiii it’s been awhile 😭 however I’m back to writing!! Requests are open :)

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Hi, do you do platonically requests? If you do, I was wondering if you could write a Alastor x teen reader where they want to be just like him. If not, I’m so sorry to bother you.

I love platonic requests actually 😭 you didn’t say if it was yandere or not so I made it regular and I love this idea sm!

Platonic Alastor x teen reader

-Ever since you came to hell you had been a big fan of the radio demon,he was so cool!

-And when you moved to the hazbin hotel and he was there you couldn’t believe it

-THE radio demon was here!!

-Alastor was slightly annoyed with you following him around all the time,but when you started acting like him he decided to take you under his wing

-He taught you how to smile all the time,and even some magic

-he helped you make deals for souls (Charlie was NOT happy)

-eventually he saw you like a child of his,he became more protective of you and be damned if anyone fucks with the the radio demons kid

[helluvaboss666999]

Not a request but a thanks for liking my little crossover...

Thank you so much!!😊🖤💚

I really hoped that you enjoyed my random ass crossover shit!

Ofc! It was really good! Thank you for tagging me so I could read it :)

[helluvaboss666999]

Requests are back open :) I believe I got all my others posted but if I missed yours feel free to request again,and my deepest apologies if I did miss yours

[helluvaboss666999]

(oc! Fizz and Ozzie's adopted daughter) missy x platonic yanderes

LOONA is a overprotective yandere

Legit will kick anyone's ass over missy

Oh sweetie you got bullied at school? Don't worry I'll talk to them.

She ripped their eyes out and shoved them down their throats-

Someone shit talked you? Dead

Someone insulted you? Dead

She often raps her tail around you to comfort you

Blitzo is a chill yandere

Literally takes you everywhere fizz says you can't go

Horror movies,trash food, literally everything

He wants you to happy above anything else and doesn't care what he has to do to make sure it happens

Charlie and vaggies are worriesome yanderes

They often invite you to come visit the hotel

You have three different rooms but all connect to theirs

Vaggie has a hard time letting you around angel dust or alaster but eventually let's up a little when she sees they can protect you too

They simply can't stand the thought of you getting hurt.

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There will be a part two to this,and my apologies for being so bad with posting rn. Requests are currently closed until I catch up but will be reopened soon:) I hope you enjoy:)

[helluvaboss666999]

Hey you still gonna do the Missy one shot with her Platonic yanderes

Yep! Requests and posts are gonna be a bit slow rn cuz I have a lot going on but all will be done :)

[helluvaboss666999]

Part 2

NSFW alphabet for

Husk

A=aftercare

Definitely run a bath and bring some food before bed

B=body part

His favorite part on his body is definitely his wings,he just likes them for no real reason.

His favorite body part on you is your hands

C=Cum

In your mouth,sorry not sorry 🤷🏻‍♀️

D=dirty secret

He likes leaving marks all over you, hickeys,bite marks, scratches,all if it

F=favorite position

Mating press,bro wants to breed

G=goofy

Meh 50/50, kinda serious towards the end but def makes some jokes in-between

H=hair

Bro is unshaven and unkept. it's clean and everything ofc but yea he doesn't shave

I=Intimacy

Towards the ends is very surprisingly emotional, definitely says "I fuckin love you,you love me baby? Wanna hear you say it" right before finishing

J=Jack off

He actually doesn't mess with himself very often,his sex drive isn't very high unless he's in heat/rut

K=kinks

Breeding, choking, bondage,praise,daddy kink

L=location

Likes to keep it mostly in the bedroom but has def had you suck him off while in the bar

M=motivation

When you wear short sundresses, Everytime he sees you in 'em he's dragging you to the room

N=no

Threesome/sharing. It's just a hard no for him

O=oral

He prefers you giving him head but doesn't mind eating you out at all

P=pace

Starts out gentle (most times) ends rough

Q=quickies

Pretty neutral on them,prefers to be able to take his time but doesn't mind quickies

R=risk

He's not crazy about it but finds it fun every once in awhile

S=stamina

3-4 rounds and after that he's pretty tired

T=toys

Three dildos and two vibrators and some ropes

U=unfair

He's pretty fair with it,doesn't tease more then a few pet names and such

V=volume

Heavy dirty talk and moans

W=wild card

Wants to try starting while you're asleep (after discussing it with you)

X=x-ray

7.5 inches

Y=yearning

His sex drive is pretty low but he's always open if you're horny

Z=Zzz

He falls asleep pretty much right after a bath and snacks

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Here's part 2! Hope you enjoy:)