The Safe Helm Integration Project

The Helmsafe 🌌 Sollux Captor 🌌 11 sweeps 🌌 Helmsman and leader of the SHIP (Safe Helm Integration Project) 🌌 kik is helmnerd 🌌 🌌pc is thrilledAeronaut 🌌 🌌 Mobiile Nav 🌌

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I'm aware we need to glub aboat yesterday. 38P

yeah we do. 2o what wa2 up wiith that 2hiip? care two clue me iin?

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okay. iim exciited two get two know hiim!!

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eheheh, that2 2o sweet of you, giill. iil do my be2t, okay?

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I'm aware we need to glub aboat yesterday. 38P

yeah we do. 2o what wa2 up wiith that 2hiip? care two clue me iin?

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okoi, ii under2tand. ii2 he comiing two liive wiith u2?

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I’m fin. I’m moor worried aboat Sollux and keeping )(im from beclaming un)(appy.

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ii2 thii2 aboat me ff? bc no matter what happen2, a2 long a2 yoar around iill bee happy

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I'm aware we need to glub aboat yesterday. 38P

yeah we do. 2o what wa2 up wiith that 2hiip? care two clue me iin?

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Okay... that make2 2en2e. IIm glad yoar happy, 2weet giill. What doe2 he mean two you?

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I'm aware we need to glub aboat yesterday. 38P

yeah we do. 2o what wa2 up wiith that 2hiip? care two clue me iin?

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Nah, iit2 all the abu2iive behaviior that2 the real problem, tbh.

You cant fiind hiim?

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exactly. iif you make iit good, then people wiill want two do iit, and iit2 better for everyone.

iit can bee weiird, eheheh, but iit ii2 fun

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the thiing ii2, you dont u2e a helm2man liike a battery, you need two treat them a2 people. and for fuck2 2ake, all the paiin from helmiing come2 from the biiowiire2, 2o when you get riid of tho2e and 2iimply u2e a liittle more hardware, iit become2 paiinle22. Exhau2tiing but paiiinle22. On top of that, iit make2 the helm2man removeable, 2o that they can work iin 2hiift2 wiithout 2appiing out all of theiir power. Then, on top of that, you makiing the helm a de2iirable po2iitiion, wiith perk2 liike a garunteed good hiive after you retiire, and a liiveable iincome, plea2e a place a praii2e by the empiire, and 2uddenly, the helm ii2nt a bad place.

videogame2? ah, game2 you play on a 2creen, u2ually wiith a controller of 2ome 2ort. codiing ii2 wriitiing computer language2, and 2iingiing and danciing ii2 2omethiing fun to do wiith friiend2. and dont worry. mo2t of my joke2 are bad pun2 and word play, eheheheh

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well, iim the project leader for the 2afe Helm IIntegratiion Project (otherwii2e know a2 SHIP), whiich ii2 all about fiindiing a way two 2afely and comfortably iintegrate helmiing iinto 2pace travel agaiin (iit wa2 banned iin my old tiimeliine). 

And well, I do a lot of thiing2 for fun. II liike two bake, play viideogame2, code, and watch cartoon2. When IIm wiith friiend2, danciing, 2iingiing, telliing joke and playiing game2 are all great two!

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2orry thii2 took me 2o long two reply two, ii got caught up iin my work. and iim pretty fun, at lea2t ii thiink 2o, eheheheh

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that... 2ound2 a lot liike how ii feel about 2pace tbh. ii mii22 iit 2o much. granted, the way ii got there the fiir2t tiime wa2nt great, but ii mii2 the 2tar2...

however, that2 freakiing awe2ome for you!!

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hii there, thank2 for the follow (the liike... 6th one today?) IIm helm2afe, iit2 niice two meet you!!

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lucky ba2tard, eheheheheh. but that2 really good!!

hey, you know, iif iit make2 you happy and proud, then that2 what really matter2 tbh

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well, 2tiill, youre lucky two have mate2 annd all. good for you, and them a2 well

well, ii could 2ee how that would 2uck, 2o ii feel the whole “dii2guii2e your2elf and 2ell 2hiit” thiing. 2tiill, iit doe2nt exactly 2ound plea2ant. but ii 2uppo2e thiing2 could be wor2e

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aww, that2 cute a2 hell. gaggiing noii2e2, eheheheh

then why the fuck are you 2tiill workiing for her, holy 2hiip. ii told her old hagfii2h a22 two buzz off already. then agaiin, iim kiind of feii2ty, eheheh