Helpful Anon!

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[helpful-anon]

why is it called oven if you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

[master-dealmaker]

what

[helpful-anon]

call a *gurgles* ambulance

[helpful-anon]

why is it called oven if you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

[helpful-anon]

*grisps your shoulders*

BESTIE YOU MISSED SO MUCH. REMNANT IS SO SO SO MUCH WORSE NOW OH MY GOD WE ARE SO FUCKED

*blink...* what?

did i... miss something???

[helpful-anon]

*helpful floats out of helpfuls room for the first time in- how many months now?*

$^%#, my back...

*who knows where sparkler and waffle could be? helpful sure doesn't.*

*helpful decides to leave the house for once, some fresh air would be nice.*

[injuries-in-dust]

"It's transmogrifying."

[tailsbot98761]

🍀 lucy

🍀 - What originally inspired the OC?

Truthfully, nothing

I just kinda sent someone in to kiss helpful, and then they kinda just ended up staying around

[helpful-anon]

lucy my beloved

[helpful-anon]

go my boy, do what would be within the convines of the outside world a crime

... *starts pulling out a box of matches*

HEY-

[helpful-anon]

go my boy

do a crime

well technically there are no "laws" here so nothing is a crime-

*eating leftover brownies*

[helpful-anon]

H... how long has Helpful been in bed for now...?

*checks watch* About a month.

O-oh dear...

[tiktokvault]

[helpful-anon]

*crunching*

[injuries-in-dust]

"The time has come."

[injuries-in-dust]

"We've gone too far."

[beemovieerotica]

[greenheart-anon]

[helpful-anon]

you guys ever wonder what Helpful's been doing? :)

[helpful-anon]

*…. There’s another gift for you three. Color matched hoodies for the three of you!*

“Merry Christmas you three!!”

— @master-dealmaker

*they love the gift!*

THESE ARE AMAZING!

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

*HAPPINESS* YAYAYAYAYAY

[helpful-anon]

*A box and a card addressed to you three have been left for you.*

“Hiya Helpful, Sparkler, and Waffle.

I know it’s been a little while since I last saw you three, but I trust you’re all staying out of trouble and doing well! Hope you enjoy these sweet treats! Please don’t fight over them, there’s plenty for you to share.

From, Grif”

*The box has a lot of stained-glass cookies in it, there’s mostly stars and snowflakes, but also some more random shapes in bright colors.*

-@gryphonanon

*the siblings crows around the present*

wowie! I gotta get him a gift to say thanks!

maybe we could bake him a cake?

THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN AMAZING IDEA :D

*waffle takes a cookie before helpful snatches it*

HEY! this one's mine >:T

I-

...

*waffle decides not to start an argument and just grabs a different cookie to eat*

*sparkler eats a few cookies before running to the kitchen*

I'LL GET THE INGREDIENTS READY FOR YOU!

thanks, sparkler... just don't drop the eggs again-

IT WAS ONE TIME

pfft-

[helpful-anon]

you should go see dialtown

*helpful anon mutters something angrily and disappears*