Blog for anything and everything Jotaro! :3 Minors do not interact with anything I label 18+!! Currently very busy with Jotaro x reader fics hehe >:3 She/Her, 22, uh, big dumbass. Yep das me.
This art 👆 and my header were both made by @simpingandprocrastinating go check her out she’s so talented and makes awesome content!!!
I’m also active in the CoD fandom. John Price focused blog: @hihhasotherfixations :3
Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/helpimhyperfixating
Requests: Closed :((
Commissions: 1/3 Open
Do’s: I’ll write anything ranging from fluff, oneshots, prompts, imagines, drabbles, s p i c y, crossovers, and AU’s (I love those muhaha)! Female or gn reader mostly. If you don’t specify I’ll automatically revert to female reader! ^^
Some things I won’t do: Stand romance or smut (separate from User), Age gap, Incest, rejection and stuff like that, cheating, extreme Yandere (murder, hurting darling, etc.), degradation, angst with no fluff to balance it out (like, I do love me some angst, but not Yin without its Yang, y’know?), Non-con.
Minors do not interact with any Yandere or nsfw 18+ content (block the ‘hih’s hôrni works’ tag)
Links beneath the cut!
P3=anytime before, during or after (college) SDC,
P4=anytime during his late 20’s and DIU,
P5=anytime during Golden Wind and early 30’s,
P6=anytime during late 30’s, SO and everything after.
AU=any alternate universes of course ;}
Oneshots:
P4 - Hat
P4 - Sick
P3 - Spilled Tea
P4 - Mother’s Day
P3 - Jotaro Comforts You
P3 - A Writer’s Trouble
P3 - Help with the Horde
AU - Pokémon professor Jotaro au
P4 - Join Me
AU - Captive Together - Mer! Jotaro x Mer! Reader au / Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 4
P4 - Blood Test
P4 - Sneak Attack In Morioh
AU - Surprise visit - Mer! Jotaro x Human! Reader
P6 - You Are - Jotaro x Trans! Reader
P3 - Owned - Yan! Jotaro x Reader
AU - Photos and Crushes - Cowboy AU / Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3
AU - Stay - Mer! Jotaro x Human! Reader
AU - Dad - A short Mer AU fic
AU - Risk - A short Mer AU fic
P3 - Woes of the Past
P3 - Change
P4 - Silk Ribbon - Yan! Jotaro x Reader
P6 - Forgotten Lunch
P4 - Help! / part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4
P4 - Sledding
P4 - The Grumpy Dolphin
AU - Rekindled Meetings - Mer! Jotaro x Reader
AU - Fishnet Cuts - Pirate!Jotaro x Mer!Reader
AU - Found - Neko!Jotaro x Reader / Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3
P4 - Vacation
EVENT REQUEST MASTERLIST :D (many drabbles and some oneshots)
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Smuts 🔞:
P3 - Kotatsu
AU - Captive Together / Part 3
P3 - College party
AU - Dream Walker - Sorcerer!Jotaro x Reader
AU - White Lie - Incubus!Jotaro x Reader / Part 1
Kinktober 2023 - Masterlist
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Harry Potter x JJBA AU with @simpingandprocrastinating :
House sorting!
House sorting 2!
House sorting 3!
A Photograph
CHAPTER 1
Side drabble 1 - Angst
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Drabbles and au’s of the au:
AU - Mer dadtaro au (read the ‘Dad’ short Mer AU fic first)
Yandere Jotaro x reader drabble
AU - Jotaro brings home a tuna for you to eat.
P4 - Heavy petting session 🔞
P4 - Stubble 🔞
AU - Baby merlyne learns how to crawl
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Headcannons: (Sort of? I dunno how to do these, lol)
SDC and other Jojo’s as Mer
Joot Sneeze
Milk cartons
Yandere Jotaro
Garbage can
With a Merman by the fire
Yandere werewolf Joot and dragon Joot finding injured darling
Some dadtaro with Jolyne thoughts
Jotaro headcannons
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Memes/miscellaneous:
Mermaid AU asks and lore - Mini Masterlist
Important talk
Das a lot of words
Life Problems? Easy Fix
I made a mistake
Protect him at all costs
Fixed 6taro png / Fixed Jolyne screenshot
Jotaro sings to you
H i m? / ✨ H i m ✨ / The sad follow-up / The long awaited sequel
The three stages of me writing
Dadtaro got me
A forever dilemma
Me when Jotaro / Me when Jotaro 2
Writing ideas
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Wait you draw?:
Poké Joot
Poké Kak
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✨ Upcoming: ✨
Photos and Crushes - Cowboy AU! Jotaro x Reader / P3 (I genuinely love this one and am very excited to start posting it) [Bit delayed too as I frantically try to rewrite it]
Android AU that was an ask that is getting a bit out of hand because I don’t know when to stop - Android!Jotaro x Reader / P? I dunno how many parts [Delayed cause I lost it all]
yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔
listen i may take 4 weeks to write a 3k word chapter, and i may take 45 minutes to decide whether i should use “laugh” or “chuckle”, but at least i don’t use ai and whatever you’re getting is pure chaos from a human brain
My favorite thing about fanfic authors is they can identify any gap in a canon timeline where characters are offscreen and exploit the ever living fuck out of it
Just here to drop a new Golden Wind OC. I will be posting more information when I'm done with her character sheet! But for now, meet Elene, the flirty barista and Guido Mista's love interest.
Call me on the line can tap into any form of communication - phone calls, text messages, sound memories or even thought frequencies within a 30 meter range. It can reconstruct conversations, secrets and plans that were spoken within a short time limit.
Dialback can rewind the last 10 seconds of local sound waves, replaying them for Elenorè’s ears only.
Missed call leaves a phantom connection in someone’s mind, giving her the ability to hear and create a temporary psychic link.
Answer machine focuses on a specific person to record fragments of recent spoken words as if she’s recording a voicemail.
The more distant the echo, the harder it is to retrieve. Sounds will become distorted and Elenorè wil risk psychic overload from hearing too many overlapping voices. The more people in the radius, the harder it is to isolate a single mind or memory.
Call me on the line is not ideal for long-range offense or heavy combat, and it can only take a moderate amount of damage before losing signal.
Polnareff and her lovely OC Idalia from the kingdom of Bosnia.
Even though it took me quite a while to finish, I'm glad @metalheadfreak1 commissioned me. I've never drawn armor in my life, so this was quite the challenge.
I'm really happy with how it turned out!
Again, thank you for commissioning me darling, @metalheadfreak1
Just here to drop a new Golden Wind OC. I will be posting more information when I'm done with her character sheet! But for now, meet Elene, the flirty barista and Guido Mista's love interest.
Don't use adverbs. Said is dead. Always show, never tell. Avoid cliches. Never use the word 'very.' Don't use alliteration. Don't use boring descriptors. Use unique words.
For fuck's sake, what can I use? Seriously y'all, I don't know about you, but all the advice on how to write does Jack shit for me other than make it really fucking impossible to tell a story.