The lesser of two weevils

he/him

[webkinzpossum]

[sapphotash]

baby wizard

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲

[sonoran-partisan]

Out of Touch Advent

[elfstrogenized]

[theinfinitetrial]

What its like when its her turn

[theriverbeyond]

kittens are amazing bc they're like what if a wayward ball of lint was also made of knives

[oldguardians]

booty shorts that say "I'd rather be in Ankh-Morpork, which is really more of an indictment of the here and now than an endorsement of one's personal safety and happiness in Ankh-Morpork" on the ass in very small font

[homunculus-argument]

Call your man "rock bottom" the way so many losers consider hitting him up to be the absolute lowest point of their entire lives.

[coffeebeanink]

I love that this gomie straight up had FOUR other versions of the joke.

Like, back to back, homie could not wait

And I appreciate that

[dots-and-loops]

[aflo]

the grinning goop

[evilnicegirl]

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

[evilnicegirl]

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

[evilnicegirl]

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

[butter-n-breadrolls]

the other elves welcoming Legolas in Valinor

[columboscreens]

[bellisadinosaur]

[simply-a-bug]

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

Not enough people talking about tzatziki

[escuerzoresucitado]

[a-sentient-cup]

[demilypyro]

Marcille is so funny to me. she's such a bait and switch. when we're first introduced to her you see this cute girl who's totally distraught at everything Laios does and you think she's gonna be the tropey token girl in the party who does the healing and stays out of the fights and has to be the designated Team Mom. but that's not Marcille at all. she's only on healing duty because Falin isn't around. she's a frontline attacker and she's constantly thinking about murder and explosions.

dungeon meshi really said "so there's this incredibly powerful black mage whose signature spell is "explode your skull" and she loves necromancy and is wanted in 5 countries. she can heal in a pinch but when she does it, it hurts, because there isn't a gentle bone in her body" and then she looks like this. i love her so much