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By existing as a citizen in and paying taxes to the imperial core, we automatically hold complicity in imperialist oppression because we are literally footing the bill for it. That is just the basic nature of being born to privilege in systems of oppression in general. We can be disadvantaged and marginalized in every single other consideration and we still have to understand and cope with this, and ensure we leverage it as effectively as possible.
Voting abstinence/sabotage does not absolve us of our responsibility to do everything in our power to lessen harm, but it DOES show that when our personal morals aren't satisfied, we retreat into (imperialist, this time) privilege to 'wash our hands' of the situation and declare it's not our fault and it's not our problem.
In other words “I know the trolley is gonna kill more people this way but the lever is icky and it’s more important that my hands don’t feel gross than it is that fewer people die. I’m a good person, watch me continue to shovel fuel into the trolley and preach against its trajectory while doing absolutely nothing about it”.
reblogging with @azriona's tags because YES
if the candidates hold the same views on issue 1, look at issue 2, and issue 3, and issue 4. you WILL find ways to differentiate them and find that one of them is more closely aligned with your views. it's not rocket science.
Hi! I recently read Here’s Looking At You Kid by MesserMoon and loved it. It was a rarepair I’ve never heard of (George/Blaise), and I wanted to ask: do you have any fav fics featuring rarepairs that are practically unknown/no one talks about them? Thank you!
Hi anon! I’ve heard great things about this fic, was even thinking about reading it on my trip but I ended up taking a break from fandom too 🤣 I’m a bit hesitant to declare this or that ship as popular/non-popular bc perception is often deceiving - my Tumblr bubble talks a lot about some rare pairs that are not necessarily popular on AO3 (like Harry/Teddy, here’s a specific list if anyone’s interested) while other ships are not as popular here but have over 1k fics (like Harry/Pansy). In the end I didn’t want to overthink this so I just went for my favorite fics — there are quite a few het ships and they are not generally long; I like my rare pairs short & smutty like the doctor ordered 👍🏼 lastly, I wanna mention two authors who write a variety of excellent rare pairs: pauraque and AU champion provocative_envy. You can’t go wrong with any of their fics!
Harry's Pots by HenryMercury (G, 1.8k) - Harry/Dean
Dean goes to art school in the States for four years and when he comes back Harry bloody Potter has become a maker and merchant of ceramics.
Between the Houses by @thesleepiesthufflepuff (E, 2k) - Dean/Charlie
He paused on the doormat, taking out the ring that he’d stowed away several hours ago. Its white golden band caught on the amber light coming from the torches that lined the road of houses, and nestled in the middle of the ring was a circular moonstone that had belonged to his great-great-grandmother.
They Bought A Sports Bar by @fw00shy (T, 2.2k) - Ginny/Cho
Ginny buys a sports bar (run-down biker pub, really) and ropes Cho into helping out. They're just business partners, so why does everyone else think they're more?
lace and scars by tryslora (E, 2.2k) - Lavender/Hermione
No one can wear lace like Lavender can.
Up the Road by @ruinsplume (T, 2.6k) - Tonks/Charlie
The best way, Tonks thinks, would be to take the initiative herself. But it has to be a boy she can stand to ask, one who won’t laugh at her, one who might actually agree to what Tonks knows is a preposterous situation, even if she can’t say exactly why.
Hand Check by provocative_envy (T, 2.7k) - Theo/Blaise
“I’m just . . .” Blaise trails off, realizing he probably doesn’t need to explain to Nott why he’s buying lube. Except—he wants to. He wants to explain to Nott why he’s buying lube. In detail. Graphic detail. Exceptional detail. He wants to demonstrate, wants to show off, wants to outline all the ways he’s uniquely qualified to take care of Nott, all the reasons he’s uniquely capable of taking care of Nott. How he can do it better. Do it best. “Yeah.”
Drip, Honey, Drip by tamlane (E, 3k) - Lily Luna/Michael Corner
Lily's boss catches her daydreaming on a Friday afternoon. He thinks there could be a business opportunity in it, and he wants to hear more. Sequel here.
Seasonal by provocative_envy (M, 3.4k) - Narcissa/Charlie
Charlie’s balls-to-the-wall stupid gap year finally sputters to a grinding, inauspicious halt somewhere in the rural Tuscan countryside.
Mothering Sunday by pauraque (T, 3.6k) - Astoria/Narcissa
Narcissa always wanted a little girl of her own, and Astoria never really had a proper Mum. Together they build something that neither of them ever knew was possible.
Boyfriend Dick by fw00shy (E, 3.8k) - Pansy/Percy
Percy was the Parkinson accountant. He had no business babysitting Pansy on her birthday yacht. Pansy was turning twenty-one. She was a bloody adult, and she was going to prove it to everyone by fucking the Weasley nerd.
Her Life in Dreams and Wakefulness by rillalicious (M, 4.2k) - Luna/Gabrielle
The first time she has the dream, Gabrielle is sixteen years old.
Life During Wartime by ruinsplume (E, 4.6k) - Sirius/Charlie
Between worrying about whether his father will recover from the snake bite and being jam-packed into Grimmauld Place with a family that doesn't understand him, Charlie's having a rough time of it. Fortunately for him, Sirius is going to smooth things out.
The Secret Incantation by pauraque (E, 5k) - Sirius/Hermione
This is what she wants. This is what he needs.
Puddlemere’s New Man by mindabbles (E, 6k) - Teddy/Oliver
Teddy is willing to put in the work. He’s willing to practice twice as hard as anyone else, except that no one can out-work Oliver — a fact that Teddy finds he doesn’t mind in the least.
Postscript by provocative_envy (T, 6.5k) - Harry/Pansy
Pansy is getting married for all the wrong reasons, and then she meets Harry.
On the Same Side by rillalicious (M, 7.5k) - Teddy/Charlie
Teddy is heading to Romania to protest a proposed anti-dragon law. He finds an interesting ally there.
testosterone (sounds like a spell) by pauraque (E, 8k) - Justin/Hannah 🏳️⚧️
Justin never returned to Hogwarts after the Death Eaters came. He's found that the Muggle world offers other kinds of transfiguration — a body alchemy far more powerful than any magic spell. Sometimes he wonders if anyone even remembers that once, years ago, he was a novice wizard.
Of The Race That Knows Joseph by scoradh (E, 8.4k) - Remus/Regulus
When dead men walk and badgers give you sarcastic looks, it's time to re-evaluate what it means to be a werewolf.
Hopelessly Devoted To You by @writcraft (E, 10k) - Harry/George
Harry and George watch a lot of musicals and accidentally fall in love.
like the lost lyrics of a song suddenly remembered by @lqtraintracks (E, 11k) - Teddy/Bill, Teddy/James
Teddy Lupin, aging rockstar, is making a comeback after his life and career were nearly ruined by an illegal potions habit. Everyone's out to support him tonight. Including the man he's always tried so hard not to love -- as well as the man he's always turned to instead.
Burned Silk, Buckled Leather by ruinsplume (E, 12k) - Draco/Sirius
When Sirius discovers a down-and-out Draco Malfoy lurking around the edges of a Muggle kink club, he thinks he knows just what Draco needs. He isn't expecting to run into some long-buried needs of his own.
The Hollow by @wolfpants (E, 12k) - Draco/Remus
They both drink, and Remus wonders how much longer he can stay here. His eyes are already moving around slowly, looking for an escape. Anything to get away from the eerily familiar slope of Draco’s cheekbones, from the richness of the voice that sounds so much like the ghost inside his own head.
Still the pine-woods scent the moon by @fluxweeed (E, 15k) - Harry/Remus
You’ve learned to ignore the stench of perpetual horniness that Harry—twenty years old and finally free—exudes. That is, until you walk into the kitchen of Grimmauld Place and find him naked, spread over the table, with Draco Malfoy pounding into him from behind.
Rebirth (Coming Home) by @onbeinganangel (T, 16k) - Harry/Regulus
Harry’s decrepit House Elf is dying. If things were normal, that would be a sad but ultimately natural thing. However, he’s Harry Potter and — of bloody course — nothing can ever be normal. Why shouldn’t Kreacher’s death have to involve Draco Malfoy, who Harry hasn’t seen in two years, and Regulus Black, who Harry has thought was dead for over twenty years?
The Werewolf Handbook, Page 147 by Snegurochka (E, 20k) - Teddy/Bill
Everyone knows that when a person with any werewolf blood reaches 21, untamed sexual urges will manifest themselves and require an outlet. It's a fact. No question about it. The Werewolf Handbook says so, right there on page 147.
Mirror, Mirror by @orange-peony (E, 23k) - George/Lee
George feels a wave of relief washing over him at the thought that he still has time, that he can still get his shit together and stop feeling so utterly broken every single moment of the day, and then maybe he will be good enough for Lee.
Within These Walls by sara_holmes (E, 24k) - Draco/Seamus
Torture, rebellion, war and Draco Malfoy. Seamus won't even know where to start telling this story if they all make it out the other side.
Spring Street by rillalicious (T, 25k) - Harry/Pansy
Harry's been undercover for eight years, on a case that's going nowhere fast. Then Pansy Parkinson is kidnapped, and everything changes.
The Sketchbook by Snegurochka (E, 30k) - Teddy/Sirius
Sketching portraits of Sirius Black had been Teddy's way of avoiding life in the present for years. He never expected one of them would come to life, but then, he might have known that interacting with any kind of magical parchment invented by a Marauder would only open up one epic can of worms.
you will burn right now but then you won't regret it by @thistlecatfics (M, 32k) - Tonks/Fleur
Eight years after Voldemort’s defeat, as the illegal potions trade ravages England and the government intensifies lycanthropic restrictions in response, Fleur and Tonks join forces to uncover corruption in the Ministry.
The NottPott Chronicles by @amarillis39 and @missmrah (E, 33k) - Harry/Theo
A series of moments from Theo and Harry’s lives as they learn to navigate their relationship, deal with their demons or just simply revel in each other’s company.
May Contain Nuts by scoradh (E, 32k) - Harry/George
After Voldemort is defeated, the script for Harry's life comes to an end. Unsure of what to do with his life, he does nothing. Only one person is on hand to show Harry that a hero is not the sum of his vanquished enemies, but he's got problems of his own.
The Secretary by PacificRimbaud (E, 46k) - Percy/Pansy
Threatened with the loss of her trust fund allowance, wild child Pansy Parkinson takes her mother up on an offer she can't refuse: a job at the Ministry of Magic as personal secretary to tightly wound bureaucrat Percy Weasley.
Play Me Like A Love Song by writcraft (E, 67k) - Minerva/Will
Minerva McGonagall doesn’t believe in love at first sight, which is why her instant attraction to drag king Wilhelmina ("Will") Grubbly-Plank is so unexpected. War tears apart the wizarding world and as one battle ends Minerva and Will must fight once more, this time for the lives of their friends on Little Compton Street.
hi Liv! do you know any fics (drarry or rarepair) that have themes of queer identity or lgbt community please? 🌈
What a wonderful ask, I love stories exploring coming out, queer identity and the sense of community 💜 I listed below some personal favorites, I’m sure I’ve read more but I didn’t want this post to get too long! You’ll notice that Writcraft is mentioned one too many times - I highly recommend checking their full catalogue as queer themes are strong and recurrent in their works.
Drarry
what draco does on thursday nights by @ihopeyoubothstaysafefromharm (G, 1.5k)
harry didn't know what draco does on thursday nights. until he mistakenly comes over with takeout. OR, draco has a queer writing group.
Pride by @writcraft (E, 9k)
Harry and Draco form an unlikely friendship after the war. Even as the friendship becomes more, Draco is quick to push Harry away before they become too deeply involved. As Harry fights to save an iconic wizarding pub and gay safe-haven from being closed down, circumstances force Draco to confront his true feelings head on.
the way you make me glow by @softlystarstruck (M, 11k)
In a cottage next to the sea, love blossoms. Or perhaps it’s been there all along.
When You Kiss Me (What A Lovely Way To Burn) by Femme (E, 22k)
A drag fairytale of New York in which Draco wears red lipstick and Potter can’t get enough.
Welcome to the Broom Closet by incapricious (E, 23k)
Harry thinks he knows how his life will go: Become an Auror. Marry Ginny. Have a family. But then he sees an advertisement in the paper that no one else can see, and his life is turned upside-down. The Broom Closet: you can be anyone you want while you're there, but you won't remember it in the morning.
The Light That is Blinding Me by leontina (E, 23k)
After Flourish and Blotts stop stocking the books of Harry’s favourite author, he is directed to a queer bookshop and discovers it’s owned by none other than Draco Malfoy, who has more in common with Harry than either of them realise.
Harry Potter and The Bisexual Awakening by Writcraft (E, 23k)
Harry is perfectly content being single, heterosexual and living in Godric's Hollow with his very clingy rescue dog, Snitch. When Draco Malfoy turns up on Harry's doorstep demanding that Harry teach him how to drive, things quickly become a lot more complicated.
Dragons Don't Know Paradise by @teacup-tai (E, 51k)
In 2004, when Remus spends two scary weeks in the ITU due to complications of pneumonia and his HIV condition, Sirius walks around the house like a ghost and Harry finds comfort and strength in Draco through a chat in an online LGBT forum. Harry falls for him, but Draco has a lot of secrets and, before long, will need to come clean—even if he believes that no one is able to understand a dragon.
The Beauty of Thestrals and Other Unseen Things by Writcraft (E, 63k)
Harry has terrific friends, an amazing girlfriend and his job as Head Auror enables him to work on challenging cases and Ministry reform. He just wishes he could work out why he’s been so out of sorts. When Draco Malfoy is arrested for gross indecency, Harry’s comfortable life begins to unravel. He’s forced to decide if it’s worth risking everything for love in a world where following his heart is a criminal offence.
Little Compton Street by Writcraft (E, 65k)
Draco is lonely, Harry hates the press and it won’t stop raining in London. Harry discovers a magical street that’s close to disappearing forever and Draco realises he’s one rainy night in Soho away from finding everything he’s been searching for.
Out and the Open by HenryMercury (M, 75k)
The war is over, and Draco finally has the courage to decide who she is. The war is over, and Harry finally has the freedom to decide what she likes.
Little Deaths and How to Avoid Them (or Draco Malfoy's Guide to Stop Dying and Start Living Instead) by nerakrose and dustmouth (T, 96k)
Malfoy is way too interested in coroner reports for somebody who's definitely not looking for ways to die, Harry wants to be friends with him, and Ginny wants to break up with Harry.
Pages of You by @wolfpants (E, 101k)
Summer, 1980. Harry is floating between university and becoming a Real Certified Adult. He's not ready. He really isn't. In a desperate attempt to have the Best Last Summer ever, he takes a casual job at his godfather's bookshop in London, starts an illicit pen pal affair with a wordy posh boy that he's catching feelings for, all while dealing with the son of Sirius's business rival, one Draco Malfoy, insufferable know-it-all extraordinaire.
Rare pairs
With a Look by earlybloomingparentheses (Ginny + Deamus, E, 5k)
Now, twenty years old and done with boys and looking forward very much to putting her hand down some lucky girl’s shirt later this evening, Ginny looks at Dean Thomas’s gold-painted fingernails and feels heat pool between her legs.
Rebel Rebel by @teacup-tai (Sirius/Remus, E, 6k)
Sirius has just turned twenty and life is changing around him, blossoming, like Remus wrote in his last letter. This is a story about life and exploration, about feeling lost and finding oneself in other people's bodies, about building love and community. This is a story about hope and sex and growing up.
Independent Love Song by Writcraft (Ginny/Millicent, E, 6k)
Millicent Bulstrode is a tailor and Ginny is losing her mind over a woman in a tweed blazer and burgundy brogues.
testosterone (sounds like a spell) by pauraque (Justin/Hannah, E, 8k)
Justin never returned to Hogwarts after the Death Eaters came. He's found that the Muggle world offers other kinds of transfiguration — a body alchemy far more powerful than any magic spell. Sometimes he wonders if anyone even remembers that once, years ago, he was a novice wizard. As it turns out, one person does, and it's the one person he'd most want to.
Winter of '79 by Writcraft (James/Sirius, E, 17k)
Post-punk Britain is in the grip of another brutal winter, Thatcher is in power and Muggle gay bars keep getting raided for no reason at all. Sirius just wants to find somewhere to go drinking with the best mate he definitely doesn’t fancy. When they’re directed towards a tatty Soho sex shop during a night out, neither James or Sirius expect to find a magical street that will change their lives forever.
Pansy, Rows, and Mutual Wanking by @violetclarity and kysprite (Pansy/Hermione, E, 27k)
Eighth year. Hermione's ready. She's going to study, have fun with her friends, and ignore her new roommate's obnoxious wanking habits. And alright, maybe she wouldn't be so annoyed with it if she'd had any good sex in the past. But that doesn't mean she wants Pansy Parkinson to teach her how to wank… does it?
Friends of Dorothy by Writcraft (Harry/Snape, E, 22k)
When Harry Potter sees Severus Snape on a date with another wizard it sets him on a journey of self-discovery that leads to the Friends of Dorothy Detective Agency and a Niffler called Toto.
How We Were Warriors by Writcraft (Harry/Snape, E, 51k)
A homophobic attack in London’s Soho brings Harry to New York City to discover more about the past. Still haunted by love and loss in the eighties, Severus just wants to forget. In Manhattan’s Greenwich Village, past and present collide, and in one another Severus and Harry find hope for the future.
Play Me Like A Love Song by Writcraft (Minerva/Will, E, 68k)
Minerva McGonagall doesn’t believe in love at first sight, which is why her instant attraction to drag king Wilhelmina ("Will") Grubbly-Plank is so unexpected. War tears apart the wizarding world and as one battle ends Minerva and Will must fight once more, this time for the lives of their friends on Little Compton Street. A love story spanning five decades defined by music, laughter and tears, in which love is not always easy, but it’s always worth fighting for.
Harry Potter Trans Character Rec List
We’ve all seen the shit that She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named has posted on Twitter by now. As a response, here is a list of my ten favourite Harry Potter fanfics that feature a trans character. There’s a mix of different characters and identities represented. Hope you enjoy! Remember to leave kudos and comments for the authors!
Draco Malfoy and the Rune of Euphorus by @tisfan
After the Second Wizarding War, the young people of Hogwarts try to start over. Some of them go back to school. Draco Malfoy, no longer head boy, no longer rich, no longer powerful, is coming face-to-face with the idea that he’s lost even more than he knew.
Draco has lost many things in the war, but as he goes through the trials of this final year of school, deals with his father imprisoned, and the loss of his rank and privileged, Draco discovers a few things that he may have gained.
This one is a WIP, but the author has finished writing it and it has a consistent posting schedule. It features transman Draco and a Drarry relationship.
Newt Artemis Scamander by @aethelar
“I wanted to be on a date with Newt,” she says, and Artemis looks at her blankly because she is. Artemis is Newt. There’s only one of them, whichever name they’re using at the time, and though she dutifully switches back to Newt he feels fidgety and uncomfortable for the rest of the afternoon.
This one features genderfluid Newt Scamander.
‘Twas Brillig by Queenie_Mab
Harry reads a chapter of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland to his children before bed every night and through the story, he and his middle child find an ally in each other as they, along with Alice, discover a world that just doesn’t seem to make sense when taken at face value. The more aware Harry becomes - embracing his child’s reality - the more motivated he is to build a wizarding world that is fully inclusive, and by processing these life lessons finds he’s able to connect with another person in ways that have always eluded him.
Featuring transgirl Albus Potter.
The Girl Who Lived (again) by dirgewithoutmusic
Molly tried her best. When Harry had told them, Arthur had asked excitedly, “is this a Muggle thing?” Hermione had hurried out a “no!” and a frantic history of gender diversity in the wizarding world.
“It’s just that I’m a girl,” Harry had said, and Arthur had nodded and asked her about how telephone booths worked. He would call her by the right pronouns until the day he died at the respectable old age of one hundred and thirty three, and he would make it seem easy.
But Molly had to try. Hermione explained things faster and higher-pitched every time Molly messed up a pronoun. Molly frowned and muttered and put extra potatoes on Harry’s plate at breakfast. Harry slept in Ron’s room, which didn’t bother either of them but which made Hermione scowl.
Harry got boxes of sweets and warm hugs, as Molly chewed things over. For her fifteenth Christmas, the Weasley sweater she would receive would be a bright, friendly, terrible pink.
The next time Harry visited, Molly put her on Ginny’s floor to sleep– for some definition of sleep that involved Hermione hissing threats at three in the morning if Harry and Ginny didn’t “shut up about Wronski feints, do you know what time it is.”
Trans Boy Percy Weasley by wtchpnk
She’d rather wear Bill and Charlie’s hand-me-downs the rest of her life than ever have to wear a dress again.
Being Liquid by rotaryphones
When Teddy discovers a new way to be liquid, Victoire helps him to find stability.
Featuring genderfluid Teddy Lupin
The Only True Goal of the Universe by punk_rock_yuppie
It comes up, as most juvenile things do, in a game of Truth or Dare.
Featuring transman Draco Malfoy
Out and the Open by HenryMercury
The war is over, and Draco finally has the courage to decide who she is.
The war is over, and Harry finally has the freedom to decide what she likes.
Featuring transwoman Draco Malfoy
Fresh Starts, Old Hearts by centreoftheselights
“I think we’ve got a lot to figure out. But together we’ll get it sorted.”
Harry kissed her forehead.
“Together. Sure.”
It didn’t sound any less impossible when Harry said it. But then, impossible was their speciality, wasn’t it?
Or, the one where Harry is a trans woman, and she and Ginny are still in love.
Whole New Kinds of Weather by LowerEastSide
She’s just as compelling as she’s ever been.
Featuring genderqueer Draco Malfoy
Dracaena by willowscribe
At the end of his third year, Harry notices that Draco Malfoy is mislabeled on the Marauder’s Map. But the map never lies, so why does the map say “Dracaena”?
Featuring transgirl Draco Malfoy
Also, honourable mention to two of my all time favourite Harry Potter fics, both of which include trans characters. Unlike the above recs, they’re not about being trans, but they both have trans people as part of the world.
Survival is a Talent by @shanastoryteller
In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they’re soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.
Their best isn’t perfect.
~
“Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”
Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –
Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”
Of a Linear Circle by @deadcatwithaflamethrower
In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.
On 31st July 1995, Harry Potter disappears from Little Whinging a few minutes after midnight. The means of his departure are unfathomable, and the Order’s only relief in their concern is the fact that Voldemort was not responsible.
The rest of Wizarding Britain is too busy tearing down their Wizarding Savior via the press to be much concerned, at least until certain Slytherin allies decide that enough is fucking well enough.
Warning: This series is very long. Please stay hydrated and remember to sleep sometimes.
So I recently finished two fics that had me cracking up and giggling like a madwoman , the one where Draco’s has a personal cloud and the one where harry has to investigate dicks that are appearing at random and healer Draco has to examine them , so I was wondering if you have any other rec for fics like this that are funny but still have a plot , please ☺️
(For the record I’m really not a rec blog, BUT I love funny fics and the mood has struck me to answer this!)
A Very Incomplete Funny, Plotty Drarry Fic Rec List
Those two are both so good!!!!!! (Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood and The Four Ds of Apparition (or: Destination, Determination, Deliberation, and Dicks) by eidheann and @firethesound).
I would suggest the collected works of who_la_hoop, including The Sleeping Beauty Curse, Draco Malfoy: Toilet Supremo, and Defining Dickhead.
Also, for some reason when I think of funniest scenes, I always think of this sex scene from @firethesound‘s mpreg fic Baby It’s You. I would excerpt it here but I really don’t want to ruin the experience for you, but let’s just say by way of enticement that it includes the word “sproinged.”
ALSO! @norelationtoatticus/SquadofCats’s Nearly Lost Things, Carefully Tended and A Gift for Draco are hilarious and plotty.
@henrymercury is a go-to for hilarity, if you are up for something shorter and don’t mind Drarryville please check out Electric Violet, which I rec an embarrassing amount, and if you want something plottier check out Orbit, which is incredible in so many ways.
Also forever hilarious is @callingdrarry/Gracie137, for something short please treat yourself to Harry Potter and the Curse of the Malfoy Dildo, and for something longer, Highly (in)Compatible, wherein Draco’s soulmark suddenly changes from Pansy Parkinson to Parry Porkinson.
Also @waspabi‘s Hogwarts Crammer and @lqtraintracks‘s Right Hand Red are funny in addition to being fantastic in every other way.
Also here’s a plug for the funniest thing I will ever write, and it’s not plotty and it’s not even H/D but like have an open mind for Ron/Cormac because I will never out-do the humor of this: The Thing About Cormac.
That’s it off the top of my head! Have fun!
sometimes I think about how as a subculture we just normalised giving a story as a present. hi happy christmas, I remembered you like it with yearn. I put in that dildo you like. I hope it's perfect. I wanted it to be perfect.
Draco whenever he wants to speak:
I loved your KE fics, your writing and interests are always amazing, so I hope this isn't too random, I didn't want to comment on ao3 about this without know if you are interested in prompts/suggestions. have you watched the limited series with Rachel Weisz 'Dead Ringers'? It's so weird and intense and bloody and smart, I feel like you'd be all over it, and I would be the happiest bean alive if you were to write anything about it *-*
Hey, thank you!
I actually just finished watching Dead Ringers last night.
Unfortunately I've not been in much of a writing headspace for a while and I'm not sure what, if anything, will properly reignite that desire - but I very much appreciate the thought! While I can't say I'll write anything about it, I also can't say I never will.
CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS!
We want your butch stories for an upcoming anthology.
Anthology to be published by Flashpoint Publications, a publisher of LGBTQIA+ stories.
What does being butch mean to you? We want to know about your experience of living and loving as a butch. Tell us about the complexities and intricacies of your butch identity, gender presentation and representation—the good and the bad. We want to know everything—from the moment you saw the possibility of your future self in someone else to the day you got your official butch card. Tell us about your power suits, buzz cuts and lucky flannel shirts. What’s the best thing about being butch? The hardest? We want to hear from old school butches, baby dykes and everyone in between. Tell us where you came from and where you’re going. Tell us about your butch journey of authenticity.
If you’re not a butch but love one, we want to hear from you, too. What do you love about butches? Maybe it’s their swagger, the way they look in a suit or how they’re unapologetically unafraid to be themselves. Tell us about the triumphs and challenges of loving a butch. We want to know about your butch’s rough edges and soft spots.
We need your essays about Ann Lister and think pieces about A League of Their Own (the new really butch one).
Our goal is to highlight butch stories and butch voices, which often go unheard or are misunderstood, and document the butch experience. Books can be mirrors and windows—reflecting our lives back to us or opening them up to others. We intend for this book to be both.
We are open to short stories, poetry, art work, essays, memoir and all forms of creative nonfiction. Give us your butch best under 4,000 words. Please include a short biographical statement of 100 words or less.
reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about
academic conferences
Work meetings
Interviews
Auditory processing disorder
conversations with my cats who are yelling
Being an elementary schooler who doesn't have cable
greetings fellow twitter refugees….i will try to reblog more to provide #content
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Later that year, they will come for her, those who remain, too many to count, and you will kill them, bare hands, and she will suck the blood from your fingers and you will remember this evening’s mouthfeel, how you held her, how you loved her, how you claimed your right to tomorrow and all that still remains.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Killing Eve (TV 2018) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Eve Polastri/Villanelle | Oksana Astankova Characters: Eve Polastri, Villanelle | Oksana Astankova Additional Tags: Sex, Strap-Ons, Poetic Summary:
My contribution to the strap fic genre