men at my work need to stop flirting with me and/or asking me out. i am 17 and very lesbian. ok thanks.
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men at my work need to stop flirting with me and/or asking me out. i am 17 and very lesbian. ok thanks.
happy monday~
The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924
whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible
happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate
A CENTURY AGO
Sherlock: I lost John. Mary: How did you LOSE John?! Sherlock: To be fair, he is very small.
its been a while but this still got me giggling
Bruce: Dami you will grow look at Jason he was the smallest boy ever and now he’s taller than me. Just wait for your growth spurt.
Jason: …
Tim:…
Damian:…
Dick:…
Stephanie:…
Cas: Bruce we are mostly adopted so I don’t think Jason’s growth spurt will happen to Damian
Bruce: Then why do you all look like me. Dick has my eyes, Jason has my face, Tim is a carbon copy just tiny, Duke has my height , Stephanie has my hair type, Cas has my nose, and Damian has my mothers eyes which are also Jason’s eyes and Dami also has my mouth
Dick: oh you’ve lost it
The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes
And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles
This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever
everyone’s going crazy over heated rivalry like shakespeare didn’t do that 400 years ago with Coriolanus. shane and ilya got nothing on martius and aufidius.
apparently the only labels we’re putting on this relationship is symbiotic
they took my post on the classic lit community down for no reason so i’m putting it here:
i’m reading brideshead revisited rn and it’s soooo gay, and currently this is how i am imaging charles and sebastian in my head-
i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
I don't know how to carpe diem and it's stressing me tf out
Finished watching Fried Green Tomatoes, does anybody wanna run away and open a little cafe in the south and have a tragic yuriful romance with me this summer
who needs therapy, i went to a raye concert last night and it was basically the same thing
they don’t tell you this but crime and punishment is a comedy
another thing about setting hamlet at christmas is that it reflects the beautiful human experience of having a long holiday stay at your parents’ house that makes you feel like you are going insane
damn you guys resonated with this one. happy december
Fortinbras in Hamlet: FEAR ME! I AM FORTINBRAS KING OF NORWA- holy shit what the fuck is going on do you need a minute