The Worlds On Fire

Deny, Defend, Depose FUCK TRUMP

[shanesloverboy]

Unfortunately Hudson Williams committed several grave sins to the internet:

Masculanized an Asian character

Became a heartthrob as a POC

Gave an award-winning performance for a neurodivergent character

Is dating a woman after playing a gay man

Gets just as much praise as his white costar

Doesn't censor himself to fit in

IS AN ASIAN MAN WHO HAS PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD SO DIABOLICALLY DOWN BAD FOR HIM

[hail-dondus]

It looks like they’re dropping a teaser trailer for the new Harry Potter reboot tomorrow

Just a few important and gentle reminders:

🫶🏻 DO NOT WATCH THIS FUCKING SHOW 🫶🏻

If you claim you support human rights - not just trans rights but human rights in general - yet still plan to watch this show, unfollow me. You’re a fucking hypocrite and I don’t want you following me.

Do not watch it even if you’re hate watching it, it still contributes to streaming revenue and views!

The adults in this reboot of the franchise are FULLY accountable for choosing to do this show and accepting a pay cheque over supporting a minority group. Even if they claim they support trans rights, they’re cowards and don’t actually support them at all.

The kids do NOT deserve abuse or hate, whether it’s because you’re comparing them to Dan/Rupert/Emma or because you’re boycotting due to the author’s views. They are literal CHILDREN.

Your nostalgia over a children’s series about kids going to school is NOT more important than trans people being respected and having rights. As long as JKR is still alive, she profits off of this.

[awkwardidoit]

Crack Ship Alert

Svetlana x Rose x Cliff Marlow

(Disclaimer: i have not read the books so this is solely based on the show and the vibes i got of cliff from his 4 sec of screen time)

Rose and Svetlana get together first. They start hanging out with Cliff more after Rose gets a movie opportunity in Boston. When they start hanging out, the girls are courting this man like inviting to come over, buying him food, attending his games if they can, trying to romance him and he’s like oh my God there’s such good friends . Eventually, they end up hooking up after one of their hangouts so the girls think he finally got the hint we’re obviously you know dating he thinks they’re really like threesomes and he is convenient. I would like to think that him finding out they’re dating would go something like this :

Rose: My parents want to meet my partners so when are you free to get dinner? They will be here for two weeks.

Svetlana: I can do anyday after 6pm so its up to Cliff.

Cliff: I love you guys and support you but shouldn’t you discuss this in your personal chat? Also why would you want me to go?!?

Rose: Because you are one of my partners? Don’t worry my parents know that you are a professional hockey player.

Cliff: We are dating?!? Since when?

Svetlana: I regret defending you to Ilya.

Rose: It has to be all the concussions. Babe since last month when we discussed what to refer to each other and you said you would prefer partner.

Cliff: Oh, I did think it was werid i was part of that conversation…

Rose:

Svetlana:

Cliff: Just to be clear, I love both of you and would love to continue dating you 💕💕

Rose: you’re lucky you’re pretty.

Svetlana: and that you eat pussy like a champ.

That all thank you for staying for my rant. Also do they have a ship name?



[awkwardidoit]

TFT Santos and Whitaker roommates/best friends

Whitaker: I know why my chest is so sore. I am gonna get my period, again.

Santos: Already, i feel like you just had it.

Whitaker: You’re upset? Imagine me, I feel like it just ended too.

[depsidase]

[duckworks]

Weirdly, everytime I see a reference to the ICE List link being blocked, it never includes the link to the list. Click here.

[depsidase]

thank you for posting the link.

[awkwardidoit]

Shane: A hair dryer would speed this up

Svetlana: Okay…?

Shane: Can I use yours?

Svetlana: Why would I have a hair dryer ?

Shane: All women carry one in their purse.

Svetlana: I know you’re gay but have you met a human women before?

Shane: …

Later-

Shane: Hey, do you have a hair dryer?

Rose: Hey, of course, you know i don’t leave home with out it. *produce hair dryer out of her purse* Here.

Shane: *looks at Svetlana*

Svetlana: Well she might not be human

[awkwardidoit]

*After they got outed*

Marlow: 🍾Happy gay month🍾 cuase you 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨gay 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨and stuff. I got you a gay ballon, it gay cause its got all the colors 🌈caise its gay🌈. I got skittles cuase it got a 🌈rainbow 🌈and i got you a cake it says💕 “Be who you are for your pride”.💕

Shane: Thank you. 🧍‍♂️

Ilya: What. The. Fuck. 🤨 I feel hate crimed😔

Vaughn: 👍👍 (was the one who gave marlow the idea to show he supports ilya and his bf)

[alltoowille]

Yuna and David having watched their autistic son be so isolated all of his adult life and never having a happy relationship or close friends who understand his anxiety and then finding out that the man they’ve spent a decade hating on his behalf can casually talk him down from a panic attack in less than a minute

[patchworkmechanic]

Dennis, who faked his death just after finishing pre-med school so that he could go to actual med school.

His relatives didn’t want him to go, would have forced him to stay. He did what he had to do- took the first opportunity and went missing during a storm, made it seem like he got washed away in a flooded river.

7 years later Dennis’s doing his MS4 rounds in The Pitt.

Meanwhile, his relatives try to get Dennis officially declared dead.

Except, Dennis’s social security number has been used recently. Dennis has active bank accounts (regardless of how little is in them). Dennis has active IDs.

Dennis is still alive.

It’s not long after that Whitaker’s relatives show up at The Pitt. One of his brothers pretends to be a patient- back pain after a slip and fall, visiting the city to see a family member.

Trinity is suspicious- same last name as Huckleberry, “visiting a family member”, and the man’s back pain doesn’t seem to be all that he’s making it out to be.

But while McKay seems to be picking up at least a little on the vibe, Victoria does not. And mentions that one of their coworkers has the same last name.

An odd pause and glance between the man and his mother, then a laugh about what a coincidence it must be. Trinity grows more suspicious, decides to warn Huckleberry as soon as she can.

Not that she gets the chance.

Just then, Dennis walks past the open door on his way to another patient. The woman calls out. Dennis freezes. Turns. Stares.

Then bolts just as the man makes to get up. Dennis makes it all the way across the ER, right to the charge desk where Robby stands talking to Jack (who’d come in on his day off to bring Robby lunch).

Dennis ducks behind the pair just as his brother and mother appear, shouting for Dennis to “get his ass back here” and “get what he deserves”.

Jack squares up while Robby is still processing the feeling of Whitaker’s shaking fists clutching the back of Robby’s jacket. Robby can feel Whitaker shivering behind him, tiny hiccups and sobs breaking through.

It really pisses Robby off.

Hospital security escorts Whitaker’s “relatives” out of the hospital, his “brother” more roughed up than he had been previously, thanks to Jack. His mother was screaming the entire time- harsh, cruel words, meant to bite, meant to make Dennis bleed.

Dennis, for his part, says nothing. Just keeps his head buried in Robby’s back, shaking in fear, in disbelief.

Dennis ends up squished between Robby and Jack on the break room couch, a cup of hot chocolate made from Mateo’s stash pressed between his palms.

He focuses on the warmth of his drink, the rumble of Jack and Robby’s conversation, their steady breathing.

Slowly, Dennis calms. Settles into the comfort.

It’s the safest he’s ever felt.

[awkwardidoit]

Ilya: If a beautiful person disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I don’t have any principles.

Shane: Well maybe you should have principals.🥺🥺

Ilya: You’re absolutely right maybe i should 😍😍

Svetlana: *looks at the camera like the office*

[awkwardidoit]

Hollanov has the same vibe as this snl skit couple:

[gil-estel]

literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment

[gil-estel]

bonus:

[awkwardidoit]

I love the omega hollander fics but please, Please stop making him get pregnant during the height of his career. He will still be fertile at 35 when he retires😭😭

[pencilscratchins]

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

[disregardcanon]

peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know

[fallenangelvictorious]

Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…

Rio: …Tall

Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.

[teapotsahoy]

Jefferson: “But listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. It’s a thing he would do!”

Rio: “I can’t hear you. I’m asleep.  I have a shift in four hours.”

[dracophile]

I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet his “husband” at some point now.

Aaron: …Miles…I love you, and I am proud of you…but you are somehow the smartest and dumbest boy I have ever known.

Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he could’ve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!

Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up first–

Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. I’ll whoop you with a collapsed lung.

[christchex]

All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”

[randomingoftherandomness]

If I ever stop reblogging this post, assume that I have yeeted myself off this mortal coil

[coline7373]

People in the comments: “Amazing! Where’s the fic, though?”

Also people in the comments:

Boys Problems, 519 words

How to Marry Your Fake Husband from Another Dimension (speedrun), 5008 words

I like high chances that I might lose, 8373 words

You’re a Sunflower (I Think Your Love Would Be Too Much), 14 827 words

Scared of the Unknown, 15 217 words

How Did We Get Here? 46 926 words

And one post-coital-covered-by-a-blanket fanart 😉

[awkwardidoit]

Undercover boss, Tim Drake CEO

I love the idea that the network reaches out to flim undercover boss thinking that it will be bruce wayne pretending to do boring office work. But when they get there its 17 yr old highschool dropout tim drake.

They weren’t ready for drag queen tim to pull out all the stops to be unrecognizable. The were thinking it was going to be Brucie Wayne slipping up and making errors all day. Instead they got Tim who came with his own discys .

Tim: Okay, I am ready. We have set it up so I will be a new hire on the Human Resources team.

Host: sorry, who are you?

Tim: Timothy Drake-Wayne, the CEO of Wayne Industries. But for now I’ll be Hailie Grayson. *hes in full drag*

Host: oh ok. We have the cameras set up and we will be in a conference room watching. Hears the earpeace if we see something you should know. *no sure if this is Tim Drake*

Camera man: *to the host* which kid is this one?

Host: *Shrugs*

Tim: the one after the one that ‘died’ but not the girl. oh by the way Bruce doesn’t know we are filming this so if you see him hide.

Host: don’t we need his permission?

Tim: no i am the CEO and technically emancipated but you know how father figures are

He makes it the whole day not getting recognized until Damian shows up “Drake stop playing dress up. I require a ride to the Kent farm”

Its a hit on tv bc it just Tim making his employees laugh with his dumb questions. He also learns a lot about how to improve the workplace.

[awkwardidoit]

Hucklerabbot, holiday idea

The idea of Dennis being the baby of the family so he’s always sat at the kids table. It doesn’t change even after he brings Robby and Jack home it meet his parents.

For ex:

The video opens with Dennis, Robby, and Jack sitting at a table surrounded by kids ranging from 2-20.

Voice over -one of his brothers: When your 27yr old doctor brother comes home for the holidays but your mom still sees him as her baby so hes banished to the kids table with his 45yr old boyfriends.

Dennis: filps the camera off

Their mom: Hunter, you leave my baby alone or no pie for you.

It goes viral on tik tok and Trin doesn’t let him live it down.

[mangohyah]

Rare non- art post on this blog to put it out in the internet that I do have an entire cringe-ridden au in my head where Whitaker has healing powers and grew up raised as like this hush-covered messiah by his community back home and that’s why he went into theology for undergrad (but he wasn’t praised for his abilities, no, he was nearly shamed. He was seen just as a mouthpiece for gods abilities and was practically shoved into theology in a way to make him the best ‘vessel’ for god) but despite it all he grew up so so caring and wanting so bad just to help people- powers or no powers

So he goes into medicine

He ghosts his family- he knows if they found out where he went their whole community would go wild. He’s seen as a possession of the church and he doesn’t need them tailing him across the country once he flees Nebraska to practically tie him to the pews like they did when he was younger

Anyway the start of this whole thing is Dennis trying to navigate not being found out his first day in the Pitt, but some (namely Robby and Santos) are more observant than others

And if I started drawing my mary sue Dennis Whitaker story then so what

And if I wrote it too, then SO WHAT