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*turns into a gecko and runs to the nearest warm rock*
*thinks about car insurance*
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Fuck this shit
*turns into a gecko and runs to the nearest warm rock*
*thinks about car insurance*
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we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.
I’m not even kidding when I say we need not just lunch time but recess time. Throughout our whole life. We need fun. We need weird random movement. We should be able to run, skip, hop, whatever and it not be weird. We need fun! We need adult sized playgrounds! We don’t just need club, school, or intramural sports. We need low stakes fun! Kids need this too! Pisses me off that everything has to be competitive or serious for sports after a certain age, especially in the US. We’re animals, we need to interact in our environments, we need to move, and play. So go on a fucking play ground, go on a swing, play tag, try the monkey bars, squeak down a slide. And HR people I’m begging you to please tell your bosses that play makes for happier, healthier teams and people. And parents I’m begging you to let your kid just have fun, enough with all the stressful sports shit. Let your kid be a fucking kid. And adults I’m begging you to not let your whimsy and inner child die.
Yeah sex is cool but have you tried stewx?
On an unrelated note I am making a surprise visit to the burn ward
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“no kink at pride!!!” “no leather at pride!!!!” “no bears at pride!!!!” “no nudity at pride!!!!” “no slurs at pride!!!”
just stay home and watch an MCU movie bro
‘’ PRIDE SHOULD BE KID SAFE!!!!!’’ I agree. every transphobe who wants to control trans kids bodies should be shot on sight.
oh you meant you’re afraid of leather. fucking lame go die
being a robotfucker while also being tech illiterate is so embarrassing
i'm like a straight man who doesn't know how to find the clit
guide to computer sex:
case fans: don't put your dick in these. stroke the outside carefully, in a circular motion, for maximum stimulation
usb ports: great place for penetration. flash drives are the traditional option but you can connect nearly anything, ask your partner if theyre into something specific. if theyre really kinky, try viruses or pentesting tools like the flipper zero.
power button: threatening to press it can be incredibly hot, but only actually press it with enthusiastic consent.
removable side panel: for getting really intimate. be very careful, the internals are sensitive!
hotswappable parts: sometimes SSDs (M.2 SSDs will be screwed in parallel to the motherboard, others may look different), HDDs (spinning disks inside big cases, usually get their own bay), and GPUs (big chips with fans attached) can be removed while your partner is running, but not all computers support this. this is a common part of BDSM, but make absolutely sure it's safe beforehand.
motherboard: the MOST sensitive part of their body! touch lightly and carefully. running the tips of your fingers along the traces is incredibly stimulating. play with the capacitors, too.
screws: loosening screws can be incredibly erotic, but be careful. especially with M.2 SSDs, this may cause problems! only loosen an M.2 drive if it is NOT mounted.
software: virus play was mentioned earlier, but also simply running very demanding software can be erotic.
download play: downloading embarrassing or illicit files is very hot. be sure to ask consent before installing league of legends.
firewall play: opening up or disabling your partner's firewall can be thought of as akin to exhibitionism. be careful with this, it can be a security risk, but most of the time it's not a big issue.
BIOS play: messing with your partner's BIOS settings can be incredibly intimate. remember, overclocking can be dangerous, only do it in small increments and very carefully! try starting with changing XMP profiles or something first.
that nub they have on thinkpad laptops: that's the clit.
remember some key safety tips:
ALWAYS wear protection! a static wrist strap is important if you are touching the internals, especially the motherboard.
heat warning! your partner will run hot when they're aroused. the GPU and CPU will burn you! even the SSD may run quite hot, especially during download play.
don't stick your dick in the fans. please.
for extra protection, keep viruses isolated inside a virtual machine.
Great way to find out that me using keyboard smashing to wake up my computer is the robotfucker equivalent of somno
You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"
And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."
And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.
God this makes me think of this screenshot:
"it minimizes you as a person" really wraps up my entire discomfort with the whole "oh but i'm just a girl" thing when used in most situations.
happy pride! you know what that means
Stew that turns you gay!
Can we also have stew that turns the homophobes into allies? Or a stew that turns the frogs gay?
Beautiful people it’s that time of Gay again!!! May you be queer as fuck, happy as fuck, caffeinated as fuck, healthy as fuck, weird as fuck, ally as fuck, and a menace to the status quo as fuck!!! Love y’all! 🏳️🌈
Bro at this rate I’m going to have to start selling the pictures where I’m using chopsticks with my feet. Fuck.
i need to survive long enough to see all my favourite bands live
I read “live” as “live” and not “live” and I was like damn how can bro see the future and then it hit me
If your landlord is a vampire, do they still need to be invited to walk into your apartment? Like they own the building, but is renting powerful enough to create a barrier? What if I forget to pay rent? What if I buy the apartment instead of rent? Is capitalism a barrier to vampires? Are there vampire real estate lawyers for this exact reason? If I were to fuck my vampire landlord instead of paying with money, does that change things?
"the trauma made you kind" fuck that. no. i am kind because i cannot allow anyone to go through what i did. i am soft because i chose to be.
Trauma made me scared, angry, and vulnerable.
I made myself kind.
“Ten spears go to battle," he whispered, "and nine shatter. Did the war forge the one that remained? No, Amaram. All the war did was identify the spear that would not break.”
- Brandon Sanderson’s Oathbringer
hi any life advice for 21yo
Don't date thirty-year-olds until you are at least 25.
Having a glass of water for every glass of alcohol will give you a 50% reduction in hangover viciousness.
Bad people will use your willingness to be quiet as a weapon against you. If someone's being awful to you and trusting you'll be quiet to keep from making waves, surprise them.
There is no physical object in the world that is worth as much as your honor.
Honor is not the same as dignity. Retaining one sometimes means leaving the other aside.
Don't have any sex you don't want to have; have as much as you want of the sex that you do, whether that's a lot, a little, or none at all. Nothing you can do to your own body is immoral, unless you're doing it as an act of self-punishment.
Food is morally neutral. You do not have to earn the right to eat calories. Fat and sugar keep your brain from eating itself.
Learning to sit still and breathe--in, in, in, hold, hold, hold, out, out, out, out, out, out--can give you five feet of clear space around yourself in a maelstrom.
Find out how to make three good meals: A comfort meal you can make for just yourself relatively easily, a fancy meal you can use to wow a date, and a meal you can feed a bunch of people. All the other cooking can come later, but you can build a community on those three meals.
If you ever get to the point that things are so bleak you can see no other way forward but to die, make any other choice. If that means leaving everything you own and being a beach bum, or quitting your career, or taking up or leaving a religion, or deciding to bicycle across the country, so be it; living means more chances, dying means everything stops and you don't get to see any more interesting things. As you have not yet seen all the things that can interest you, it is better to live.
i think the key difference between george lucas’s star wars and disney’s star wars is that lucas is a man with an ideology. someone with a point of view, and all that entails. which comes with ideas of revolution, anti-imperialism, challenging the status quo, cultural appropriation and racist stereotypes. complex and contradictory ideas because that’s how artists are: complex and complicated people. disney is not. disney is a corporation. a corporation can’t have ideology, because ideology defeats the purpose of profit. and when the only thing you do is to turn on the movie manufacturing machine before you sit down and plan what ideas are you trying to convey to the audience, then your results are going to be washed out corporate garbage. and because when you’re a giant corporation who only cares about selling to the widest audience possible, you can’t take sides. you can’t decide on an idea. because you want to sell your product to people who are on the entire political spectrum. which results in movies without ideology, without purpose, without soul.
I have been looking for this post for years after I came across it and it’s finally here and I need to reblog this because it is absolutely and entirely accurate.
#as I always say: lucas was making a samurai film and a ww2 flying ace film and a western film and adding laser swords#because he fundamentally LIKED samurai films and dambusters films and westerns and 40’s adventure serials#but disney are making a ‘star wars film’ and adding nothing because it already had laser swords and they have nothing else to say#xerox of a xerox baybeeeee (via harrietvane)
i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him