I'm The Best Kind of Ho.

I like lots of stuff and reblog a whole bunch of shit. 

[nikoni]

[madeline-kahn]

Music in Film: Shrek (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson

[killin-the-machine]

[realfootage]

[coke-hoe-nyt-crab]

me every friday night

[2jp]

is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside

[lowfatwordsalad]

is this who now

[hotvampireadjacent]

‪does anyone have that image of a facebook post of naurto car rp accounts that said some shit like “naruto carzumaki married sasuke broomchiha” i need it state it’s an emergency ‬

[loughshinny-remade]

[hotvampireadjacent]

i cannot fucking believe someone knew what i was talking about and had it. you’ve saved my life

[jovan]

[trans--ender-deactivated2021061]

minecraft isnt a horror game huh? then explain why my ass has been slapped by several berry bushes while on peaceful?

[trans--ender-deactivated2021061]

what the fuck was i on last night

[the-minecraft-blog]

Peaceful, apparently

[theocseason4]

5A period, honey .

[nightblightowl]

3D

[redrosessoulcabin-deactivated20]

4 or 5D

[jackthesage]

1E

[libertybill]

Hit!

[toastbutteregg]

[basket]

me to my significant other: you should watch this show

s/o: yeah maybe

me: let me rephrase that, if you value this relationship-

[gaynejis]

rock lee vs gaara but…. more

[deefews]

[ffucknicethings]

[vanwizard]

hm. wish i was a rat living in a sewer.

[vanwizard]

[dailyfrogs]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[acoolguy]

how many games do you have to trade in at gamestop until they give you a gf?

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

you just have to give them your copy of sonic adventure 2 battle but it’s not worth it imo

[acoolguy]

i said games not priceless heirlooms

[wet-monsoon]

me thinking up an insane plot element and hyping myself up for the nonexistent cartoon that lives in my brain

[gay-irl]