Selachimorpha

Sara. 28. Twin Cities. I have no idea what I'm doing; hopefully I’m doing it well.

[sundaiz]

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

[helnight]

oh to be a statue of a goddess covered in moss, somewhere in the garden of the enchanted ruins the castle left behind, for birds to take rest on my shoulders and for animals to sleep in front of my feet, for no ordinary humans to be reached

[femmeidiot]

Is it not enough to be cute and have great tits? I have to be a functioning member of society too?

[prole-log]

[deejay]

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

“Your trauma made you stronger”

It absolutely did not. It did make me funnier though

[toastbutteregg]

[catsbeaversandducks]

Tiny Crochet Cat Couches With Matching Granny Square Blankets

Via Diply

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

you ever sit on a bus and suddenly get filled with an enormous tenderness towards everyone else on it

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

we are all just animals turning our heads towards each other and looking away when the other person catches our eye. sniffing the air when someone gets off the bus and leaves the scent of perfume behind. doing silly faces and making the baby who’s being held by her tired mother smile. smiling at the girl who’s got her hair cut short like yours, then you both looking back at your phones again, then randomly remembering her eyebrow piercing again in three years when you’re sitting on a different bus in a different city. we’re all planning on what kind of dinner we’re going to make once we get home and thinking of our dogs and looking at each others clothes and wondering what kind of lives the people around us live and then we thank the driver and get off the bus and never see each other again. but this is somehow a very sweet thought to me at the moment

[bubbles]

i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins

[worldhammerer-old]

i kissed a ghoul and i liked it…… the taste of her scary chapstick

[prozac80mg]

to whom does your heart belong? quiz

[gahdamnpunk]

I would love to see the anti immigration conservatives do this for at least 30 mins..

Donate: We can’t do Thanksgiving without farm workers

[ndragoon]

Friendly reminder that most farm workers are paid nearly nothing via loopholes (don’t have to follow minimum wage if you arent paying by the hour!)

And that “unskilled labor” isn’t an actual thing. It’s just used by desk jockeys who play on the internet all day instead of working so they feel superior to everyone who actually does the work they profit off of. And of course, to make themselves feel better for the abuse they dish out.

[solarpunkcast]

HERE IS A FARM WORKER COVID RELIEF FUND

https://farmworkers.hipgive.org/

[sexhaver]

if you vote for the wrong senile rapist then they might appoint the wrong unelected God-Judge for Life, destroying the last 70 years of social progress. criticizing any part of this process means you hate democracy and want trump to win and also are probably a russian spy

[has-feelings-deactivated2022032]

A funny thing about introducing a new queen into a hive that has lost its queen (or one that you’ve killed because her brood was too fighty). 

You have to introduce the new queen into the hive with these special queen cages that are stopped up with candy, and are open enough to let the hive smell the new queen, but not open enough that they can get in there and kill her.

Because they will kill her. 

When you first put the new queen in she smells like an intruder, but by the time it takes the bees to eat through the candy and free the queen, the queen’s pheromones will have had time to work and the hive will have gotten used to her.

From the outside this kinda seems like: 

“Yeh, we were all going to murder you to death before, but we’re full of candy now, so we’re cool. Oh yeh, and how about you be the new queen and stuff. Yeh, that’s cool too.” 

[speciesofleastconcern]

beekeeping is really weird

[angeldrake3]

Listen, strange bee queens lyin’ in cages distributin’ candy is no basis for a system of government.

[onlytwitterpics]

[udontn33dh1m]

I know y'all did not read the books but Roald Dahl talks about this in the book. Charlie’s teacher points out the fact that unless you buy a shit ton of bars you’re probably not gonna win. Just like the lottery. Just like how all of the other winners of the tickets bought a shit ton of bars. Except Charlie, who just got lucky. And Charlie was originally black. Literally the whole point of the book was that wonka wanted to give the less fortunate a fair opportunity and it wasn’t fair because the system isn’t fair.

[burnitalldowndarling]

Stop the car.

Charlie was originally black?!?!

[prince-toffee]

!?!!

[theryanproject]

He was and Mr. Dahl was forced to make him white. Also his widow has spoken and confirmed that as well.

[thoughtportal]