if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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almost home
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
we're not kids anymore.
Cosimo Galluzzi
Stranger Things
Cosmic Funnies
Xuebing Du

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Love Begins
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
noise dept.
hello vonnie

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One Nice Bug Per Day
Sweet Seals For You, Always
trying on a metaphor

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@her-pancakefulness
if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue
the parallels between phoenix wright and adolin kholin....... they are both bi and married to someone with severe mental health issues and have a best friend called maya and have had to defend themselves in a court of law and their best friend maya has had to testify in a court of law. they both like their universe's version of wine and are an art major. the difference is that adolin is good at fashion
-they also both have large parts of their plots revolve around whether or not honour/justice/truth is an ideal of any true worth in a world where the very institutions meant to uphold these things are themselves corrupt. and their significant others have killed people due to the trauma of believing they are at fault for the death of their parents and the subsequent corruption of their own concept of justice.
-their best friend maya is used as a pawn or bargaining chip or hostage by others rather than being seen as her own person, and is at some point or another literally used (or someone attempts to use them) as a weapon in their own battles.
-they are maya's only friend in the world at the time when she's introduced and the only one who is willing to believe in her.
-maya has some kind of connection to a spirit world which means her sense of having a "body" of her own is warped somewhat as her body itself is, in one sense or another, a tool for others. most of maya's family is dead due to a centuries-long feud that nearly killed maya.
-they would both do anything for their loved ones, up to and including indicting themselves in a court of law or taking a position they don't necessarily enjoy or see themselves as being good at (lawyer, wartime soldier as opposed to dueler) because it will help their family.
-they have magic tools related to their best friend maya's spiritual powers which aid them in their chosen profession
their spouse has, at one point or another, cast away the symbol of their profession due to it interacting negatively with their trauma
the parallels between phoenix wright and adolin kholin....... they are both bi and married to someone with severe mental health issues and have a best friend called maya and have had to defend themselves in a court of law and their best friend maya has had to testify in a court of law. they both like their universe's version of wine and are an art major. the difference is that adolin is good at fashion
-they also both have large parts of their plots revolve around whether or not honour/justice/truth is an ideal of any true worth in a world where the very institutions meant to uphold these things are themselves corrupt. and their significant others have killed people due to the trauma of believing they are at fault for the death of their parents and the subsequent corruption of their own concept of justice.
-their best friend maya is used as a pawn or bargaining chip or hostage by others rather than being seen as her own person, and is at some point or another literally used (or someone attempts to use them) as a weapon in their own battles.
-they are maya's only friend in the world at the time when she's introduced and the only one who is willing to believe in her.
-maya has some kind of connection to a spirit world which means her sense of having a "body" of her own is warped somewhat as her body itself is, in one sense or another, a tool for others. most of maya's family is dead due to a centuries-long feud that nearly killed maya.
-they would both do anything for their loved ones, up to and including indicting themselves in a court of law or taking a position they don't necessarily enjoy or see themselves as being good at (lawyer, wartime soldier as opposed to dueler) because it will help their family.
-they have magic tools related to their best friend maya's spiritual powers which aid them in their chosen profession
the parallels between phoenix wright and adolin kholin....... they are both bi and married to someone with severe mental health issues and have a best friend called maya and have had to defend themselves in a court of law and their best friend maya has had to testify in a court of law. they both like their universe's version of wine and are an art major. the difference is that adolin is good at fashion
A few of the Pokemon I’ve made in Spore
So very happy to see this making the rounds again. Y’all’s tags are a riot.
this poem lives rent free in my mind
the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:
Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.
Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.
But buddy.
Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.
((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))
Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?
this post is transcendent
world heritage post
i’m tired of quizzes where you have to pick Men so here’s one where you pick some cats and then i assign you one of my friends’ cats
this is the best quiz ive ever taken in my life i wanna marry op
more pre-reveal Marichat I drew after I told myself I wasn’t gonna draw anymore for the night and then I doodled this in my notepad gdhdhfj 😩 (Chat Noir and Marinette are dating)
this tresting guy is SO incredibly terrified at the mere suggestion that one of his slaves might have a spark of defiance jfsdkfdjs
afsvsvsjs why is this so funny to hear six seasons in.......my guy youve been a war criminal literally since episode ONE top ten dukat lines ever
iron/steel burning is just lashing?????? maybe??????
I do love how there is one (1) kind of poison on this planet
sanderson's mormonism isn't as obvious in his books as stephanie meyers' is in twilight but once u learn he's a mormon it all just clicks into place
just had to stop knitting I say.... paloma is a kaladin/windrunner/honorspren song
so is I went to hell last night!
just had to stop knitting I say.... paloma is a kaladin/windrunner/honorspren song