Hansel needs some sugar in his bowl.

To walk away, you have to leave something behind.

[herangryinch]

                                                    To walk away,

                          you have to leave something behind

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Andrew Rannells Hedwig and the Angry Inch 08/20/2014-10/12/2014

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Neil Patrick Harris as Hedwig, ball point pen and black sharpie

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I need to stop making these.

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       He grabs the biggest looking bear out        of the bag, fingers clenched tightly ar-        ound the head. His moves it towards        Hedwig’s open hand, taking his time to        place it in her hand. At the last moment,        he pops it into his mouth instead, grinning        like a bratty child.

                     ”Watch me.”

[herangryinch]

Her face is still, though her eyes follow his hand and she breaks into a frown as he takes the bear away and out of her grasp. Hedwig's heels (and hair) give her a little height on the other and she takes a step forward.

             ''Tell me, Buddy. Have you ever been               smacked by an angry German mess               of a lady. It's an experience.''

[herangryinch]

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         ”Pshh…why should I just give you a         gummy bear? I didn’t take them to         share them.”

''Because no one person can eat an entire store's worth of gummy bears?    Well, I could. But that's a story for another time.''

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       ”I just stole all the gummy bears         from that liquor store.

                                    EVIL PROGRESS!”

[herangryinch]

''You're an odd little man.                      Now give me a gummy bear.''

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“Y e a h. So, here’s your bag…Ma’am?”

[herangryinch]

''Dankeschön. Now try the Ma'am part with a less questioning tone before I  h i t   you with it.''

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favorite performances ☆ andrew rannells as hedwig in hedwig and the angry inch

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SOMEONE FIND ME THIS BOOTLEG UGH

[herangryinch]

                                                  don’t          you          forget                                                   what          i’ve            been                                                   —t    h    r    o    u    g    h—                                                   and      y e t,      i’m        still                                                   s    t    a    n    d    i    n    g

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       ”Um…Billy. Billy Buddy. I’m not         anyone too special really.”

        Well, he WAS but she didn’t         need to know that.

[herangryinch]

''Billy. Call me Hedwig. You may not be special, but you're certainly something. You wouldn't think it now of course but you look a lot like a younger version of myself...''

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       ”Um…am I supposed to know who you are?”

[herangryinch]

''Well, everyone should but that's besides the point. What I want to know is who you are.''

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Neil Patrick Harris - “Wig In A Box” Hedwig and the Angry Inch (Broadway 2014)

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herangryinch liked your post: // So I enjoyed Hedwig and the Angry I…

// I’m gonna guess you like the show?

(actually you following was what reminded me “oh yeah I’ve been meaning to look into that” so thank you and also hi)

[herangryinch]

(Ah, I definitely do :) 

You're very welcome. I'm glad you liked it. And hello! ) 

[herangryinch]

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     “Ahh…” He sighed theatrically happily, hand over heart. “I just love a happy ending. Though, I suppose what I consider happy may differ from the norm.” Smile still left over from his theatrics, but slipping into something a little more genuine, he held out his hand. “I’m Frankie. And who might you be, dove?”

[herangryinch]

''Well, it was hardly an unhappy ending. I simply went back to doing odd jobs for money..the jobs which we now refer to as blow. Less now of course.'' A grin. Finally someone who seemed to be on the same page. Well, perhaps not the same page. But at least within the same book.   ''Call me Hedwig, libeling. Pleasure to meet you, Frankie.''