Title? ...I got nothing

He/him

[ccczzzxzxzxzzzxxzxxzcczz-deacti]

i want to perceive the world through the same lens as this guy.

[jordanbolton]

To the Person Who Asked If I Was OK

Pre-order my new book here

[courtesycalling]

It's weird to think about how long Undertale has existed by now and how influential it's been on contemporary indie creatives. For example, Gooseworx (Amazing Digital Circus) was originally popular for making Undertale remixes. Joel G (ENA)'s first video uploads are Undertale fan animations. Even the Deltarune guy started off making Undertale stuff

[pokemonunderground]

Collection of unlicensed Pokémon cards from Croatia.

Source: Reddit user Flochu69

[loathsomespider]

in a past life i was the ballistic gel torso they bring out on stuff like knife or death or mythbusters. to cut the questions off at the pass, yes it's still a past life even though i was born before my life as the ballistic gel torso, and continue to live well past the end of my life as the ballistic gel torso, and also yes, it was sexual

[corrucyst]

What was it like directing hellboy

[4everfour]

i saw this post a while ago so idt i could find it again but. shoutout to that tumblr post thats like the thing about the lalah/char/amuro dynamic is that all of them are third-wheeling for the other...yeah that's real. lalah would pick char over amuro Every Time despite the Newtype Soulmateisms they have that char is insanely jealous of/feels like he should have some sort of familial right to bc of his dad's legacy and meanwhile lalah is not allowed to be privy to the obsessive rivalry amuro and char have bc they're possessive about it only being Their Thing that no one else is allowed to interfere in

[sgt-celestial]

idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers

[sgt-celestial]

Bibliography

dykeparasite (2023) Barbie (2023) is to she/theys what The Lego Movie (2014) is to he/theys. I can’t explain it but it’s TRUE., Tumblr. Available at: https://dykeparasite.tumblr.com/post/714005432703877120 (Accessed: April 14, 2023).

finalgrrrl (2022) don’t ask me why but mlm belong in dark academia and wlw belong in cottagecore, Tumblr. Available at: https://www.tumblr.com/finalgrrrl/681884740465360896/this-post-is-killing-me-what-in-the-patriarchy?source=share (Accessed: April 14, 2023).

Joke (2023) Wikipedia. Wikimedia Foundation. Available at: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke (Accessed: April 14, 2023).

Lavigne, A. (2010) Avril Lavigne - SK8ER BOI (official video), YouTube. YouTube. Available at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9k (Accessed: April 14, 2023).

[megafreeman]

[blumineck]

Be yourself as best you can whenever you can.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[herbiehero]

I need this hat. I am consciously making an effort to be more proactive about starting conversations with people I want to talk to and it is taking all of my strength to do it.

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[leftcosine]

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

[herbiehero]

Remember when Whirl did that second one in MTMTE?

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[atomicwrongs]

Evvvery kamen rider I've watched so far has had a moment where it's like. Haha yesss it's him, The Rider, look at him go, saving the city with his badass kick [stops and stares dead into the camera] but the fact that he has been put in a position that necessitates his badass kick is a horrific injustice. 'Noble' violence is still violence and it is poisoning him. He does his awesome sickass kick because he has to and nobody else can, and so he is strong and scared and lonely all the time. He is a hero and a sacrifice and every time he does his cool good kick it shatters part of his soul. War is hell. OK now see him do a flip on his sick bike FUCK YESSSS

[yomiups]

I was able to participate in this animation collab with so many amazing artists and this is my part! Please go watch it :D

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

[littlemisspipebomb]

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

[baronfulmen]

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

[mint-swirl]

life pro tip: pokemon held item rules apply to you too. hold onto a single berry and eat it when you feel weak. hold onto your leftovers to nibble at throughout the day to regain stamina. hold onto ultranecrozium z to attack your foes with the light that burns the sky.

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

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