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she/they maybe not so active. moved onto better, more serious things. pm me for discord or my "professional" sideblog

[naamahdarling]

I'm going to spend a long time thinking about this one.

[herdeviousmachinations]

i love you minecraft little maid mob mod but why must you have the most overengineered bullshit code known to man

[triangleguy]

i keep forgetting about this its really fucking funny

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[seobot]

[indigosfindings]

trying to test my teleporter on my dog but at the last second a sink flies into the pod

[molabuddy]

?????????

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[jame7t]

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

[cryptotheism]

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

[jame7t]

do not trauma dump on my posts please

[mariacallous]

[thecactifindahome]

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

this is what happens when they cut "When Love is Gone" from the Muppet Christmas Carol smh

[prokopetz]

Having been Very Online in the mid 1990s is rough because half of your formative influences are like "yeah, this Flash video engages in pop culture deconstruction that's strikingly topical even thirty years later and did things to my vocabulary that persist to this day, and I can literally never recommend it to anyone because its core premise is a level of homophobic ordinarily observed only under laboratory conditions".

[prokopetz]

Them: Hey, you were around for the first wave of real webcomics. Which one was your favourite?

Me:

[prokopetz]

#thank god homestar runner aged well (via @shibascarf)

Homestar Runner is the way that it is in large part because it's a response to the 90s edgelord bullshit I'm talking about; while the characters had earlier appeared in print, the Flash animated version that everybody remembers didn't debut until January of 2000. If it's aged well, that isn't an accident – it's a product of its authors looking at the state of 1990s Internet culture and making a conscious decision to be Not That.

[elliespectacular]

Playing the character of my ideal future self and relentlessly committing to the role until I've actually done things I want and acted in ways I wish I could and spoken with the voice I wish I had, all in real life with the justification that to do otherwise would break character, until the idealization blurs and melds into the real me

[boybeetles]

I need to stop jokingly calling people changing to be ‘normal’ as ‘detransitioning’ because I just said “did you see guy fieri detransitioned” to a friend who didn’t know about me doing that in a joke way

[katelyn-danger]

Fallout 3 power armor mechanic and his duplicitous twin brother who says the word "uncivilized" too much.

[tondog]

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

You can reverse the flow of Mako if you concentrate

[nerdy-as-heck]

I saw this and felt like it should be shared here too

[rubaedo]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes

[whenimyoungandtrue]

???!!!????!?

[himejoshikomaru]

i think maybe it’s time to let kids do whatever they want again. this ceasing of vivisection and experimentation has gotta stop