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@herdivinehand
they call me bludgeon, but you can call me her divine hand. i am her sword and her shield; i am the curl of her fingers around the hilt, and her light is the shimmer across my steel. i am the weapon she strikes with, i am the cleansing fire that removes from her all stain of sin, and she absolves me in turn.
🗡️ knight of roses 🥀 | 30 | queer | it/she 🛡️
youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga
I know having a knight is a lot of responsibility but I could really do with having one to take it out on long walks and enjoy the companionship it brings. I heard from other nobles that the bond between a knight and their liege is a fulfilling and rewarding experience if you put in the effort in training them yourself... even more so if you take in a rescue from a collapsing kingdom, I heard those are really territorial and form strong bonds if you give them the attention they need. Some nobles even let them sleep on their beds with them as a sign of trust and devotion if you can believe it. I need to convince my family to let me adopt one after the next tournament since there are a lot of strays looking for a good home to swear feality too...
"You were in my dreams last night" yeah our souls have been clawing through our chests to get to each other since we met but I'm glad you noticed
having a homoerotic sword fight with my rival but then she starts talking about her ideals and i have to stop and pull out a thesis paper on the shallowness of her ideology and how weak her sociopolitical analysis is
and then she stabs me to death
Following my Knight into a deep and dark dungeon we've never visited before, and somehow they seem to know where every trap is? They keep pulling me away from them moments afore I'm injured, so I suppose it's not bad, just... Odd.
Just saw them pause, blink a few times, then mutter "Fifteenth time's the charm."? Is... Is my Knight okay?
being a knight means letting go of desire, because desire is lack. and you lack nothing except your liege. but what happens when i desire my liege? the only thing i cannot have?
No, babe, I can't "vent". There's no vent in my suit of armor. That's the whole point. I can't give my enemies a weak point to exploit, babe. No, babe, it's not concerning and it's not an inability to express my emotions. Babe-
Him pouring hot wax on my back as I'm on my knee, begging him to grant my "prayers" gnnh
Beast lord & knight
salt in the wound? sounds like a good time to me. DEFINITELY NOT because of any masochistic tendencies i have. salt is a natural disinfectant thats all. yes.
Quest?
A QUEST?? WHERE?!
AT LAST! WE RIDE OUT AT DAWN!
god I wish I had a pair of menacing black gauntlets with really sharp fingertip claws I bet it feels good as fuck to have your hands resting palm-down on a surface and then scratch some deep fucking gashes into it as you clench your hand a little closer to a fist when your evil minion delivers some bad news to you
ohhh fuck yeah, you understand
"id kiss a knight" "i want to kiss a knight" "i want to date a knight" "kiss your local knight today" "i need to kiss knights" but would a knight kiss YOU? humble yourself
one sec, let me check—ANY KNIGHTS WANNA KISS???
Guy: "Hey man, can I borrow your charger?"
Knight: "I'm afraid that may be unwise. He's a bit fractious with strangers..."
Guy: "What? No, for my battery..."
Knight: "What does my steed have to do with artillery??"
It is a knight's sacred duty to ensure that his prince never, ever faces the consequences of his actions. The worse they are, the more imperative it becomes to shoulder all blame and maintain the purity of his image. After all, what's the use of you, o mighty sword and shield, if you can't even save him from himself?
