go squirm my worm

silly goofy goober!! -- he/they i like. so many things. which is so cool. everyone loves my helpful and logical suggestions.

[dustydaydreamer]

I can almost understand how people are religious when there is light streaming through stained glass

[demilypyro]

I ain't performing squat, buddy

[too-lazy-to-make-a-username]

gender is a performance only for the novices.. once you fully mastered gender, it is no longer a performance, whatever you do becomes what your gender does

[panidanya]

after storm

watercolor, gouache

[panidanya]

after storm with mama

watercolor, gouache, mama

[inthesensethat]

[cordic]

its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis

his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!

[still-gathering-roses]

he is the baltimore beltway

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[pangur-and-grim]

accidentally sent a friend 1kg of starch for her birthday

[pangur-and-grim]

[miscellaneous-marios]

[bloop-doop-woople-deactivated20]

Repairing with gold, kintsugi

[sproingusblogging]

eueghehhggghghhh

[i-give-animals-cigarettes]

[real-language-facts]

English Update just dropped

Children is no longer the plural of child as child is no longer a word

thank you for your service

[fnordseer5]

one career option that is sadly no longer open to young women is impostor claiming to be the grand duchess anastasia romanov

[theweirdwideweb]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don't use your toothpaste spoon????

[one-time-i-dreamt]

You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes???

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This whole thread is making me so sad 😔😔

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[nameless-glitter-official]

For the americans out there, 1kg is about 2lbs. Rewriting this bost gives:

"To answer a lot of people's question: this package is [4lbs] there's also, [10lbs] and [20lbs] ones (which used to be sold in most stores, but you can find them only in specialized ones nowadays). There are some tiny ones, like 1lb! Those are the ones you buy to carry when you travel."

Croatians apparently take a pound of toothpast with them when they travel.

I now live in fear of the Croatians.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[nycswebhead]

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

[nycswebhead]

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

[ozempicofficial]

[lycanshelby]

Starting a collection

[unyieldingsilence]

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[pseudomantis]

one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don't think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive

[kittiescatlover]

they is make kitty rhyme with pretty becase of a amasing reason

[toyota-supra]

What [car] would you build a time machine out of?

an old VW Beetle because it wouldn't look out of place literally anywhere

[aokozaki]

Lancelot: Egad sire! Look at that. King Arthur: Hm, rare to see a VW Beetle this far north. Not impossible, mind.