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it's important to remember in this tag that at the end of the day, these movies were written to make a 9 yr old laugh. not derogatory btw 9 yr olds are cool people who deserve to laugh but I just mean like. "why did the writers do this" "why would this character say this" did the 9 yr old laugh? I bet they did. that's why.

#disney descendants #and probably many other fandoms too #it's one of many reasons my blog is mostly jokes #it's a kids comedy #emphasis on kids #emphasis on comedy #I hope you're having fun!#that's all the creators wanted #I promise #dcoms #paracer

write-to-feel

Crying thinking about Ben’s little face of surprise after Mal says she wants to be with him as part of what makes her happy. Because he genuinely thought he wasn’t gonna get the girl. Despite what he said in the carriage about why she spelled him he knew. He’s not stupid he knew the truth he knew she had an alterior motive and as she grabs the wand a plan he suspected has come to fruition. He knows at this point, in front of everyone his whole kingdom, that she used him to get to the wand for an evil purpose. And yet. And yet. And YET. He stands there, for all he knows his life on the line and begs her to choose herself. Convinces her with what could be his last breath that she is not evil, that she can be good. He needs her to believe that she is capable of change and of love and of good. And he has no reason to believe that any of that actually means she loves him. She’s never said it. He went and caught feelings, but he was willing to let her go so that she could come into her own. So they all could have the life that they want, that they dreamed of. That he dreams of for all the VKs. He has such unconditional love in his heart. He deserves all the love and I’m so glad Mal loves him back.

talesoflore

Disney's Descendants is truly revolutionary media. Diversity win! The character that passes the sexy lamp test is, in fact, a man

#He'd make such a good dead wife montage #I can feel it #<<prev tags

dailyflicks

DESCENDANTS 2015 | dir. by Kenny Ortega

#this was ground zero for the campiest shit ever #descendants takes itself seriously at its own peril #there is nothing serious about this #kristen chenoweth knew it #descendants

deathbloomofficial

@moonliteywa @moonamood @ferretisthebestatwriting @ramiesie

for you :)

dcomgifs

#genuinely one of my fav lines in the trilogy #like if you're gonna be awful #at least be hilarious

mistressvera

Descendants | costume appreciation: 8/∞

costume design by Kara Saun

Dove Cameron | costume appreciation: 2/∞

Mal in DESCENDANTS 2

#always gotta take the time to appreciate this outfit #sparkly #mal bertha

39seasofnevermore

I just rewatched descendants and I"M SORRY BUT WHY IS MAL X UMA NOT SO POPULAR IN THE FANDOM THEYRE SUCH RIVALS TO LOVERS YURI AND I"M L I V I N G F O R I T (Because why the fuck were they so gay in descendants 2 especially when Mal leaned in mocking her when they were sword fighting just kiss her already-)

They also actually have a lot in common with radiostatic/silence which it's unlike me to do an analysis post but here we go I'm about to-

here-i-am-again-god

yall ever just. lean soooooooo super close to your enemy. because you hate them soooooooo much

#my fav two characters in this trilogy #the tension was something else #do I think they should be together?#no #mostly because I think they already tried #and it didn't work out #maluma exes #mal x uma #mal bertha #uma descendants

kiwilikethefruittt

no offense but hating on things other people enjoy does not make you superior

sofi-thunder

Ben 💕

#omg what could've been #this is how I picture him in fics

caliburn-the-sword

who could possibly be renting to the QUEEN OF ALL EVIL??? unless?? no, auradon can't be that evil. they couldn't possibly be charging rent to people they imprisoned AGAINST THEIR WILL on the isle

here-i-am-again-god

k but even funnier is like how is she making rent. what is Maleficent's 9 to 5. she thinks the fridge is a safe and can't keep from spilling her Evil Plan(TM) on a 90 second zoom call without help, I doubt she's the ringleader to any truly lucrative schemes on the Isle so. I hope they're not charging her much

caliburn-the-sword

mal was a huge thief on the isle so maybe that??? but she also canonically does that for the love of the game. i know that maleficent's goblins run a cafe, perhaps maleficent owns that and her profits from that pays her rent LMAO

here-i-am-again-god

I'm sorry the goblins run a what now

#goblins???#I know original Sleeping Beauty had goblins #but I assumed they didn't make it to the Isle #because in the movie she just has #poorly dressed henchmen #but that's DCOM budgets for you ig

only room for one (1) evildoer round these parts

#disney descendants #mal bertha #descendants #ben florian #bal #uma descendants #jay son of jafar #evie grimhilde #celia facilier #largo tp

dcomgifs

#girlie had negative ability to read a room #no sense of urgency #people are dying and she's like #let's do an icebreaker!1!1!#iconic

caliburn-the-sword

who could possibly be renting to the QUEEN OF ALL EVIL??? unless?? no, auradon can't be that evil. they couldn't possibly be charging rent to people they imprisoned AGAINST THEIR WILL on the isle

here-i-am-again-god

k but even funnier is like how is she making rent. what is Maleficent's 9 to 5. she thinks the fridge is a safe and can't keep from spilling her Evil Plan(TM) on a 90 second zoom call without help, I doubt she's the ringleader to any truly lucrative schemes on the Isle so. I hope they're not charging her much

#I feel like whoever wrote the sc probably conflates #“rental” with “temporary”#vs. rental literally meaning something someone owes rent on #but still funny to think about #disney descendants #mal bertha #maleficent