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[maxeth]

Survival horror but you are inside a fucking IKEA and the enemy is the Staff

[pumpkinradish-deactivated202004]

Now THAT is a horror game

[wartortling]

this is just how ikea is

[the-replicator]

hey hey for everyone that doesn’t know this is based on SCP-3008 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3008), basically “infinite IKEA”. Staff is docile during the day, but hostile at night, and they’re all randomly deformed in some way–hands too big, weirdly tall, giant legs, tiny head, etc. Groups of humans trapped in the SCP have created small fortresses out of furniture and will forage for food and supplies (that are somehow always replenished) during the day and will fight off the staff at night. it’s fucking wild

[tendie-defender]

Sounds like rural 24hr walmarts at 2 am.

[mikeneedsadrink-deactivated2020]

^^^When you need milk in the middle of the night, but you live in Cousinfuck County…

[foreverhelives-deactivated20170]

“Lady who has a Bible Verse for every situation.”

[my--darling--dear]

IM DYIJG I LOST IT AT APPLE

[officialshameimaru]

He’s had enough of being Number 2.

[ruinedchildhood]

[porterr-robinson]

[beardedchrisevans]

heart of gold and shoulder waist ratio of a dorito

[vdeetz]

There’s something morally wrong with Pikachu’s mouth. This is a sign of demonic possession and somebody needs to help him. 

[vdeetz]

ima give him teeth to see if that helps.

[vdeetz]

nope that didn’t help

[distinguishedbaloney]

[harryedward]

No offense but I want to fall in love with someone who wants to fall in love with me

[thewonderyearstrong-deactivated]

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

[omnybus]

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

[omnybus]

I may have gone overboard with this

[dykesensei]

you’re either born or you’re

egg

and that’s valid,

[mcr-minivan-deactivated20200108]

what

[dykesensei]

i said:

you’re either born or you’re

egg

and that’s valid,

[mcr-minivan-deactivated20200108]

ok i get it now

[bennymiles]

Fallout: New Vegas (2010)

[im-thrown]

I’m a snack but everyone seems to be on a diet

[gothic1997]

Wait goofy dies in kingdom hearts ? Goofy dies ? What the

[roxan-1314]

He doesn’t die. He just gets knocked out.

[gothic1997]

Then I’ll kill him myself

[pocblog]

[kookookafreakinchoo]

Deadpool’s Secret Secret Wars #1

[parkerpete-archive]

[relive-the-90s]

Wow… maybe he should have been detective or something instead…

[bob-belcher]