this is it. this is the one.

on my 39th transfrogmation

[herecomesmyfinalfrog]

shadowbanned

[ereszdnekiperesztegi]

- I think it will soften your heart

[knowledgetosorrow]

@highcostofloathing the little kiss 🥺

[lorenzens-soil]

RIP 7/31/2023

[dankmemeuniversity]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

[theodoretheninja]

Anyone else have the urge to just start walking and not stop? No destination in mind. Just tired of the bullshit?

[theodoretheninja]

https://youtu.be/HWzLbfkoztE

[herecomesmyfinalfrog]

You need a vacation brother

[huffylemon]

[unsolids-your-snake]

Feminists: All female friend groups are supportive and wholesome of each other!

Tell that to 15 year old me who was slut shamed by the same group of girls who I thought were my friends after my ex boyfriend assaulted me

Sounds on brand :')

Female friend groups told me to stop singing, stop talking about my interests, stop wearing clothes I liked, stop talking to boys, etc and absolutely told me that getting mistreated was my fault.

And then when I later said I preferred friendships with males, I got called all kinds of fun names lol

[miss-rum-hee]

Bitches will bash on the whole "not like other girls" thing, but never seem to question why the fuck it exists to begin with

[unsolids-your-snake]

"not like other girls" girls can be annoying, like anyone can be annoying. But holy shit the lack of self awareness as to who the fuck is telling those girls they are not like other girls

I wanna scream lmao this was not their idea, it's a defense mechanism, exactly like how I obnoxiously played up being a lolz so random fReAk at 13yo

[elizabisme]

Mean Girls is based on an actual book, complete with scientific studies, about how to parent teenage girls because they are literal monsters.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_Bees_and_Wannabes

Then you got the whole Gillian Flynn books which turn girls who grow up successfully navigating that jungle into psychopaths.

So you get punished if you’re like other girls and if you’re not like other girls.  And the punishment comes from other women.

[puttanescarab]

[dadpat-tactual-deactivated20230]

[the-chaos-official]

self-pitying as a constant habit is disgusting honestly, like if it's a strong characteristic in a person it's very gross to me, very irritating even in small amounts but i wouldn't marry someone like that in the first place

[puttanescarab]

may i suggest killing yourself

[3d-printed-armsnotsigns]

What are vows for 500

[querulousglare]

Yeah, how dare a dying person get all down in the dumps. Clearly their spouse has absolutely no responsibilities there.

[herecomesmyfinalfrog]

this evil little hypocrite lmao

[dykryena]

Me reading my mutuals’ autistic posts on Tumblr.com

[p1sswallet-deactivated20231224]

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

Me taking my mutuals to show them a picture of the exact same cats for the 36478th time

[onatuegrospatapouf]

Make it 36479th

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

Alright mutuals, here's the 36479th

[scarabeast]

[proteinmom]

[puttanescarab]

[dadpat-tactual-deactivated20230]

[the-chaos-official]

self-pitying as a constant habit is disgusting honestly, like if it's a strong characteristic in a person it's very gross to me, very irritating even in small amounts but i wouldn't marry someone like that in the first place

[puttanescarab]

may i suggest killing yourself

[3d-printed-armsnotsigns]

What are vows for 500

[querulousglare]

Yeah, how dare a dying person get all down in the dumps. Clearly their spouse has absolutely no responsibilities there.

[frederick-the-ii]

*RARE* John Denver & Johnny Cash - Take Me Home Country Roads

Found this while going through my granddad’s VHS tapes and couldn’t find it anywhere online, so here it is.

[khanuckle-deactivated20250628]

Neighbour gets home from work, opens the door and his dog comes bounding down the stairs, tail wagging. “Oh hey buddy! I missed-” dog runs right past him and shits on the steps. “….you too”

[herecomesmyfinalfrog]

Good Boy had been holding that for hours

[crabs-and-bongos]

As part of my slow self-improvement, I don't comment and post like I used to. But... BUT... it's so hard. I'm grinding my teeth right now holding back.

[the-perfect-wagnerite-returns]

Everyone with a different opinion is so dumb and so wrong and you are honestly being so brave about it ✊️😔

[crabs-and-bongos]