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Mercenary by Trade Devil by Reputation Lover by Moonlight

[sonpat-rides-again]

[beardedmrbean]

[shuffled-bunny]

[sylvyspritii]

My notifications look so much more fun this way

[eater-of-the-sand]

Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.

[shuffled-bunny]

Mutuals please stop putting this post on my dash

[cananabananalist]

not a chance

[shuffled-bunny]

I can and will disable reblogs

[2ws2ls]

No you won't

[shuffled-bunny]

LAST WARNING!!!!

[wherelibertydwells]

[twinflamedreams]

Fair question. We all know why.

Really all those trillions of dollars could have if the governments weren’t focused on making more problems and keeping problems on life support to campaign on them.

[heedra]

the public library is "social" and there's "media" there (pretty much its whole thing). and you can "browse" the stacks. or even "post" up at a comfortable chair.

[retroactivebakeries]

what's there policy on hole?

[heedra]

pretty much a staple of the platform

[jiraishin]

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter

[siryouarebeingmocked]

Didn't you have a beard?

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

My facial hair is very light in color and extremely patchy, so I tend to grow it out for about a month and then shave it, because it looks ridiculous. Almost looks like I have pubic hair on my face.

[theodoretheninja]

You can be a badass without a beard.

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

Yeah, but I want a beard. Every guy in my family can grow one, except me. Genetically, I just happened to win the lottery on no beard, which really sucks.

[theodoretheninja]

I get it. Protect from sunburns at least.

[academicssay]

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

[rjaybaron]

[artemissoftstepper]

need a bad sleep reset

this is a very delicate operation which involves not falling asleep until the late enough tomorrow that i can get a normal nights sleep

[voxelfoxkae]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

This is fucking killing me. Like what

[gadawg-404]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[crazy-brazilian]

beyond parody

[targetedknowledge]

[rneowth]

fuck it why not