Headcanons that nobody asked for (unless someone did)

Requests are open! Read the Rules!

[herehavesomeheadcanons]

Some rules, I suppose

I suppose I should start with some basic rules for requests, even if nobody really cares all that much. Greetings, call me SC.

-I’m really only gonna write for the characters that I, personally, think need more content. So, really, only the characters that I really like.

-if you need help coming up with a request, I now have a prompts List!

-i write exclusively for female reader x male character because I am a female who likes hot men.

-It has been decided. I do, in fact, write NSFW headcanons. Check out my blog specifically for this sort of thing, @herehavesomespicyheadcanons. All previous NSFW posts will be moved there, and any naughty asks from here will be answered there.

-would you like oneshots? I can do that. Give me something interesting to work with and i might be able to get past my horrible writer’s block (ack).

-be patient please, it could take me anywhere from 2 hours to 5 months to get around to writing your requests. I get absolutely horrid writer’s block, and i am also a bit of a perfectionist with my writing.

-absolutely no incest or pedophilia. End of discussion. I don’t care if Ferid Bathory is the character i’m writing about, the answer is no.

-not gonna write for threesomes. They make me uncomfy.

-I now tag any general questions as 'SC's faq'. Check through those tags to see if I've already answered your questions! If I do not respond to your question, assume I've already answered it before!

Fandoms/characters I write for (subject to change)

My Hero Academia

Hitoshi Shinso, Neito Monoma, Tamaki Amajiki, Mr. Compress, Denki Kaminari

Fullmetal Alchemist

Envy, Ling Yao, Alphonse Elric, Edward Elric

Fairy Tail

Freed Justine, Rogue Cheney, Midnight/Macbeth, Lahar

Blue Exorcist

Rin Okumera, Mephisto Pheles, Renzo Shima

Demon Slayer

Obanai Iguro, Enmu, Zenitsu Agatsuma

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K

Shun Kaido, Uryoku Chono

Death Note

L Lawleit, Mello, Near, Touta Matsuda

Servamp

Pretty much any of them, but my faves are Tsubaki, Sakuya, and probably Kuro and Lawless.

Seraph of the End

Ferid Bathory, Lacus Welt, Rene Simm, Urd Geales, Ky Luc

Naruto

Gaara, Neji, Rock Lee

Bungo Stray Dogs

Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, Edgar Allen Poe, Sigma, Fyodor(?), Doppo Kunikida(?), Kenji Miyazawa (?), Edogawa Ranpo (?), Mushitarou Oguri

Black Butler

Ash Landers, Snake, Charles Grey, Aleister Chambers, Drossel Keinz, Gregory Violet

The Case Study of Vanitas

Noé Archiviste, Vanitas, Johann, Roland

Nanbaka

Seitarou Tanabata, Ruka Gojou, Kiji Mitsuba

Yona of the Dawn

Jae-Ha, Tae-Jun

Events/Extras

Twelve Days of Christmas

SC’s Silly Little Q+A (permanent event)

[herehavesomeheadcanons]

Hiii! I saw your requests were open? I read over your rules so I believe I'm not breaking any (I'm really sorry if I am.)

But if it's alright, can I request nsfw headcannons of Ferid getting pegged? I totally understand if this makes you uncomfortable, I'm very sorry if it does, you can absolutely ignore this!

(Also I just want to tell you I love your works and everytime I get ferid brainrot I run to your blog and inhale your posts like a vacuum lol)

Y'all gotta stop reading my fucking mind Nah, you're good, anon! No judgement here! Man, this blog really does draw in the ONS fans like yellow jackets to some poor unsuspecting fool who's just minding their own business. Like a vacuum, you say? I'm flattered!

This ask has been answered on my ✨spicy✨ blog, @herehavesomespicyheadcanons

[herehavesomeheadcanons]

Did anybody ask for me to inflict my new hyper fixation on you? No. Am I gonna do it anyway? Yes. This blog was built on headcanons nobody asked for, and it's high time we got back to our roots. So without further ado, I present:

Ysoris Amauricius Firebrandt (IV) Headcanons~

Just snagged his character portrait off google-

🤎🍷 listen. If you like sad, pathetic, broken men (like I do), this guy is for you. (Please go play Edge of Eternity I promise it's so good) This man has been put through the fucking ringer. Anything that could feasibly go wrong in his life has gone wrong. So, it's safe to say that he is extremely traumatized and should be handled with care.

🤎🍷 that being said, he's by far not the easiest person to handle. Especially at first. He's bitter and sarcastic, complains about everything (me too, fr fr), not to mention that at any given point in time he's either drunk or hungover. It takes someone with saint-like levels of kindness and patience to put up with him.

🤎🍷There will be a lot of boundary testing at first. Lots of poking and prodding to see exactly what you're willing to put up with, and if you'll actually stick around. Just be patient, and once he realizes you're serious about him and won't leave, you've got him in the palm of your hand.

🤎🍷 does not take compliments. Like, at all. Say whatever nice things you want about him, he simply won't believe you. He loves the attention, but the self esteem issues this poor man has are diabolical.

🤎🍷 He's such a tease. Just absolutely the worst. Whether it's playful banter or slightly concerning pranks, expect to have your limits tested. This will not get better with time, actually, it will only get worse as he gets more comfortable. He just loves to get a rise out of people. Suffice it to say, his reputation around Tyr-caellum is well-earned.

🤎🍷 He's actually a fantastic lover, if you can get past the complaining and the drinking habit. The man's loyalty knows no bounds. If you win him over, you're never getting rid of him. He'll follow you to the ends of the earth and do whatever you ask of him.

🤎🍷 my God, he is SO clingy. Like, unbelievably so. Especially when drunk (which is most of the time). He always wants to be near you, always touching some part of you, even if it's just holding onto your sleeve. He'll make up some silly excuse about being "too drunk to stand" or his "legs hurting too much" so he can lean on you.

🤎🍷 The abandonment trauma is so strong with this one. Don't even think about trying to get him to sleep alone. He needs you nearby to calm him when he inevitably has a PTSD-induced nightmare. Which is almost every night. Just give in, please, he needs the rest. And his sleeping face is adorable.

🤎🍷 He's particularly fond of laying on you. Just resting his head on your chest, his arms around your waist. He's not as heavy as you'd expect (his prosthetics are fairly lightweight, a true marvel of engineering), but he's not exactly light. You won't be going anywhere until he's done sleeping off his hangover.

🤎🍷 absolutely loves head scratches. Just melts into a happy little puddle whenever your hand is in his hair. His hair is actually quite lovely when it's washed, all thick and fluffy and soft. You'll just have to bathe him first, which is an ordeal in and of itself.

🤎🍷 He's actually very handsome under all the dirt and motor oil, but it will take hours of scrubbing to get there. You might have to remove a few layers of skin in the process. Just be careful around his prosthetics, the skin around them is incredibly sensitive and it doesn't take much pressure to hurt him.

🤎🍷 Would absolutely die if you gave him a massage. He is so tense and so sore all the damn time. He might actually just fall asleep.

[herehavesomeheadcanons]

Guys. I'm so sorry. It's been like a year. I went to college, dropped out of college, worked two jobs, got hit with burnout and seasonal depression, quit one job, am now working 30 hours at a local cards and games store. Got a long distance boyfriend who I've been forcing to watch all my favorite shows. Got absolutely slammed with some old hyperfixations, specifically a game called Edge of Eternity, which has approximately three total fans. Also been playing SO MUCH dnd.

[herehavesomeheadcanons]

YAY YOUR BACK!!! how have you been? :]

AGAIN with the anonymous! Jeez! There are no dark secrets here, this is now a fluff blog! Stop hiding behind anon and let me properly acknowledge you! I swear, you people just love frustrating me. Putting this under my silly little q+a because why the fuck not, and will be answering as such.

I'm alright. I'm considering applying for college this fall, since my father is forcing my hand. Perhaps I'll have more time and energy to post once I'm out from under his thumb.

I got to go to my first big con recently! I won't say specifically which one, because I don't want to reveal where I live. But it was a lot of fun! I made some new friends, and found some really cool cosplayers! I went as Fyodor again, because my group cosplay with my aunt and cousin wasn't ready.

[kxmikomrade]

Tag Game!! :DD Post 4 pics of the characters u kin and let the people who reblog from u, assume stuff about u

i'll go first :>

No pressure tags! (+ anyone who wants to join)

@astrililu @inariezaki @fyushia @diagonal-queen @fuoon @monocae @bakerysnake @laireste @azure-eons @chuuyasboner @mx-kamisato

[diagonal-queen]

(i totally forgot about this im so sorry @kxmikomrade T-T) i think...you're tired. really....really tired (mentally- please take care of urself my love <3). you're not too much of a people person, and you're a gifted burnout kid too. and you like sweet foods hehe

(it was so hard to decide which ones to choose (sorry leviathan and atsushi T-T) but yes do your worst everyone)

no pressure tags ♡ (sorry if you've been tagged already): @gettinshiggywithit, @lupvium, @runboybeneaththemoon, @otakufimi, @dazais-crab-addiction, @jackofanon, @well-dressed-sewer-rat

[herehavesomeheadcanons]

(I'm allowed to do this even if I wasn't tagged, right? It seems like fun-) I think you're an almost extreme introvert who really just wants a group of friends who understand you and love you for who you are, and you're a very caring person under the surface who would do anything for said friends. Also your enneatype is 5w6.

I've selected Sleepyash from Servamp, Juvia from Fairy Tail, Vanitas from Case Study of Vanitas, and Shun Kaido from Saiki K. (Ferid Bathory from Seraph of the End was an honorable mention that I only thought about after typing all this-)

Alright @feridsluver, passing the torch to you (No pressure)!

[feridsluver]

Honestly I feel like u are one hell of a fun person to hang out with, that type of friend where you go:" let's do smth dumb together"" I alr got an idea :3". But I also think that you might hide your misery behind your humour, which I think is a good way of coping but please take care of yourself <3

(Some honourable mentions: jinx from arcane, loki laufeyson (mcu) and venti from Genshin)

@leroy-bathory I shall pass this beautiful torch of flame to you ^^ ( no pressure)

@magamasubitu (also no pressure!)

@herehavesomeheadcanons (Ik it's like suppose to be a chain but I can't think of more people to tag :,) )

[herehavesomeheadcanons]

Lmao, forgot you tagged me in this for a second round, @feridsluver. May as well do it now, since I have acquired more fandoms and more kins!

You're a silly and goofy person, but you're also very analytical and clever. Not one to be underestimated. You're absolutely devoted to your loved ones, and won't hesitate to burn down the world for them. You also have terrible sleeping and eating habits.

For round two, I've selected Lucifer (The Devil is a Part Timer), Leviathan (Obey Me!), Seitarou Tanabata (Nanbaka), and Jae-Ha (Yona of the Dawn).

@feridsluver ~ let's keep this little game going, shall we~?

[herehavesomeheadcanons]

I've just found your blog (mainly bc of OnS headcanons) and wanted to thank you.

...yeah, that's it. Just... thank you a lot.

You're welcome, and also thank you XD

And also also... Why do you people feel the need to put anon on to say nice things?? Seriously, do you have to maintain some 'asshole' reputation? This blog is now solely dedicated to fluff, so there isn't any dark secret to hide.

[herehavesomeheadcanons]

HI YOU HAVENT LOGGED ON IN LIKE A MONTH, BUT THIS IS FOR WHEN YOU GET BACK. I LITERALLY ADORE UR HEADCANNONS AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY, ALSO DRINK WATER AND ILY <33333

Aaaaa back from the dead for who knows how long. AGAIN WITH THE ANONYMOUS TO SAY NICE THINGS??? do you people enjoy me getting frustrated about not knowing who is being nice to me?? Are you worried I'll give you a shout-out?

[herehavesomeheadcanons]

Surprise! Back from the dead, again! Another slightly more eventful update, the horny blog has been made, and I will be working on moving the horny things from here to there!

Here it is: @herehavesomespicyheadcanons

Knock yourselves out! (Provided you are over 18)

Will also be updating with new fandoms soon, because my garbage brain has gotten hooked on new animes.

[herehavesomeheadcanons]

Thank goodness I only had two NSFW posts here because it took way too long to move just those two... Yeesh. Anyway, they're moved now and I'll be deleting them off this blog. Sorry!

[herehavesomeheadcanons]

Surprise! Back from the dead, again! Another slightly more eventful update, the horny blog has been made, and I will be working on moving the horny things from here to there!

Here it is: @herehavesomespicyheadcanons

Knock yourselves out! (Provided you are over 18)

Will also be updating with new fandoms soon, because my garbage brain has gotten hooked on new animes.

[herehavesomeheadcanons]

Alright, duckies. I'm back with another uneventful update (sorry >~<). I have no inspiration for any actual headcanon posts of any worthwhile lengths, but I am cursed with many incomprehensible horny thoughts about various characters that I don't want to just put on this blog.

So, I might make a second headcanon blog. That's right, a second blog just for my own self indulgent thirsts. I'll probably sprinkle in some imagines, maybe some short drabbles, might answer horny requests from this blog if I find the motivation to write more than 20 words at a time.

I leave this decision up to you, dear followers, because you're probably the only ones that'll even see it.

Shall I make a second headcanon blog just for the stupid horny shit?

Yes, I'd love that!

No, wtf is wrong with you

I don't really care/I'm nosy but don't actually want to participate

Voting ended onDec 15, 2023

[herehavesomeheadcanons]

THE COUNCIL OF DUCKS HAS DECIDED MY FATE. HORNY TIME IT IS. I SHALL PLACE THE NEW BLOG IN THE PINNED POST ONCE I HAVE TIME TO MAKE IT.

[herehavesomeheadcanons]

Alright, duckies. I'm back with another uneventful update (sorry >~<). I have no inspiration for any actual headcanon posts of any worthwhile lengths, but I am cursed with many incomprehensible horny thoughts about various characters that I don't want to just put on this blog.

So, I might make a second headcanon blog. That's right, a second blog just for my own self indulgent thirsts. I'll probably sprinkle in some imagines, maybe some short drabbles, might answer horny requests from this blog if I find the motivation to write more than 20 words at a time.

I leave this decision up to you, dear followers, because you're probably the only ones that'll even see it.

Shall I make a second headcanon blog just for the stupid horny shit?

Yes, I'd love that!

No, wtf is wrong with you

I don't really care/I'm nosy but don't actually want to participate

Voting ended onDec 15, 2023

[westenraskiss]

Normalize going into people’s ask boxes and ask them random ass questions.

Tumblr used to be so much fun with all the asks (anonymous or otherwise), and we need to bring those back, especially now that we finally have a half-decent blocking feature in place.

Ask people things! Message them! Don’t let tumblr inbox die! It’s one of the features that made tumblr tumblr.

[thisgameissonintendo]

omg if you feel like it you can always ask me random questions. i will answer all, this is literally the most fun thing ever (and i’m nice i promise)

[sotwk]

I may not get very many notes on my posts, but I get a decent number of Asks from both Followers and Anons fairly regularly, and I've learned to value that far more than silent Likes.

It's always a nice feeling to know someone cares enough to drop you a line, even about the most random stuff.

I appreciate you dearly, My Frequent Ask Box Visitors! <3

[the-haiku-bot]

I appreciate

you dearly, My Frequent Ask

Box Visitors! <3

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[herehavesomeheadcanons]

Hi!! Hope you enjoy the convention, and also make sure to have fun :D

Why do you fools insist on putting on anon to say nice things? Do you have a reputation as an asshole that you need to maintain? Nobody's gonna know whether you follow me for the fluff or the smut, I promise. Now I have no idea which miscreant to thank for this lovely message. It could be any of you. Thank you anyway, unidentified person XD

[herehavesomeheadcanons]

So, unfortunately, I do not have much content right now. However, I'm very excited to share that this weekend I will be going to my first convention! It's a small one, but I'm sure it will still be fun!

I'm going as Fyodor, and I'm currently hand-sewing my own hat because the one that came with the cosplay is not up to my very picky standards.

[kuroshika]

no, no. these are horrors beyond your comprehension. i understand them, though. i desire them carnally.

[herehavesomeheadcanons]

Me and @feridsluver with Ferid lmao

[herehavesomeheadcanons]

I literally adore the way you write, I've read nearly all of your fics and you are the first blog I turn to when I have brainrot of a specific underrated character . You're also a very sweet person, and I would actually drop kick a man for you :DD

(I know it not the longest message, but still lol)

Aosxsjsjdhwjajdjwkkajdheahxjjkwsjjdjwjsjd 🥺

Thank you anon!!! Are you aware that I would die for you? It always shocks me that my fics mean so much to people because I don't usually write one shots or actual fics, just silly little headcanons. I like to think I'm pretty amusing with my content.