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alexander

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

thesilverhammer

Living.

theblairwitchboy-deactivated201

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

unshaped

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

kuroii98

interstellar-space-cadet

I’m every one in this

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MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

bitchycode

omg

adrianshidden

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

a-creepy-weirdo-has

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

adrianshidden

how is that racist

peachraptor

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

tastefullyoffensive

epic-humor

Animals Growing Up

eatfithappiness

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

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MY HEart JFC

clangnbang

THE TURTLE

foreign-atonement-blog

THE BOXERS omg

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can the united states just chill for one day

hennypendergrass-deactivated201

bitch the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

typhlonectes

easternmediterranean

I can’t believe Beyoncé invented walking

enews

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me, a 21 year old adult, when I go grocery shopping by myself

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The absence of women in history is man made.

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How petty

skeptikhaleesi

just look at babe ruth’s face tho

so confused

so lost

i love it

whatbigotspost

Jackie Mitchell…a bad ass lady I had never heard of.

urulokid

From her Wikipedia page: “Seventeen-year-old Jackie Mitchell, brought in to pitch in the first inning after the starting pitcher had given up a double and a single, faced Babe Ruth. After taking a ball, Ruth swung and missed at the next two pitches. Mitchell’s fourth pitch to Ruth was a called third strike. Babe Ruth glared and verbally abused the umpire before being led away by his teammates to sit to wait for another batting turn. The crowd roared for Jackie. Babe Ruth was quoted in a Chattanooga newspaper as having said:

“I don’t know what’s going to happen if they begin to let women in baseball. Of course, they will never make good. Why? Because they are too delicate. It would kill them to play ball every day.”

Next up was the Iron Horse Lou Gehrig, who swung through the first three pitches to strike out. Jackie Mitchell became famous for striking out two of the greatest baseball players in history.

A few days after Mitchell struck out Ruth and Gehrig, baseball commissioner Kenesaw Mountain Landis voided her contract and declared women unfit to play baseball as the game was “too strenuous.”[5][10] Mitchell continued to play professionally,barnstorming with the House of David, a men’s team famous for their very long hair and long beards.[11] While travelling with the House of David team, she would sometimes wear a fake beard for publicity.”

TL;DR: teenage girl strikes out two of the greatest baseball players ever, teenage girl gets her contract voided, teenage girl plays baseball wearing fake beard