you, me, hearts, minds let's make it happen

[heretic-hound]

✦ ー Fork || 21 yrs || xe/xem + they/them

proship || fictoqueer || polyshipper ー ✦

my selfshipping sideblog for occasional selfshipping posts. I do it mostly for fun but I can get a little serious sometimes

my main f/o is john jones from fortnite. He's very important to me and I am non-sharing. I consider him like an actual partner but in a fun fictional way.

Non-sharing - 💋 | Sharing - 💌 | Crush - 💫

💋 - John Jones (Fortnite) | #⛅| one more try

💌 - Dean Winchester (SPN) | #🌾| i am home

💌 - Nick Valentine (FO4) | #💘| unlikely valentine

💫 - Applejack (MLP:FiM)

[eclipse-selfships]

Hey. Come here. This post is a free ticket to get as unhinged and horny about your F/O(s) on your blog as you want 🎟️

[heretic-hound]

HE'S FINISHED AFTER MUCH PROCRASTINATION

He has been turned into a dog, a golden retriever of course :)

[knightloop]

how to convince myself f/o loves me back tutorial no glue no borax

[son-of-thorin]

Wishing all self shippers with incestuous f/o's a wonderful night. You're so awesome and cool

[heretic-hound]

Person who thinks they are completely unlovable and outcasts themselves from their immediate community and guy who has distanced himself from truly feeling a mutual bond because everyone around him just keeps dying and disappearing

[heretic-hound]

Thought about g/t ship art for a moment 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[heretic-hound]

He's in the tube

[heretic-hound]

He just fucking died

[heretic-hound]

If fort.nite had blood in it, that would have been one hell of a sight I tell you what

Mixed emotions rn everyone give me approximately 2-3 weeks to process that he just got fucking shot and then kicked off a mountain all while serving cunt

[heretic-hound]

He just fucking died

[questions-about-blorbos]

Would your Blorbo ever try and have a pet dragon? *Assuming dragons existed

Yes, for companionship — because they genuinely want a pet

Yes, but only for power, control and authority

No

Voting ended onJun 11

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[aeide]

love is stored in the unromanceable npc

[solitaireships]

Also I am begging people that aren't impacted by orientalism to actually listen to the people who are about why we may not like the term yume. People will come up with every single thing they can to try to justify their use of the term and I'm sorry, but you should maybe stop and think about why it is that you see no issue with it when Asian people have repeatedly explained what the issue with the explosion in popularity of the term yume specifically is. Yume is a specific subculture online but it's an Asian subculture, and a lot of non-Asians have co-opted that while misusing terms related to it. Nobody is going to force you at gun point to stop using the term, but please consider why it is that you might immediately get defensive about your use of it when others have talked about how its popularity is a product of cultural appropriation

[autumnal-selfshipping]

My fellow selfshippers with BPD or rejection sensitivity

Your f/o isn’t leaving you. The idea of being away from you pains them, and they understand it hurts you too. If they go to work or are away for a while, they always come back to you and hold you close as can be, telling you about how much they missed you during their day. All those other people they talked to? Doesn’t matter. Your f/o was still thinking about coming home to you, getting those conversations over with.

You are their number one, now and forever. Even if they’re busy or with other people, they will prioritize you. They don’t think you’re selfish or pathetic or anything negative just for fearing abandonment. And if you need them they will always come back to you to help.

[heretic-hound]

Since fortnite is gonna die in the next 2 years, this is me coming out to say me and john left. Like a long time ago. We fucked right off to a nice little house somewhere on the outskirts of some town in the woods in a very pleasant reality and that's where we live. This has always been the case but I gotta tell everyone in case you were worried about what our plan was when everything gets fucking obliterated.

[questions-about-blorbos]

Do you think you love your Blorbo MORE than the majority of the fandom does?

Yes, I think that

No, I do NOT think that

Voting ended onMay 20

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[canongf-archive]

hey. please be kind to yourself with your self shipping.

your ship content doesn’t have to be perfect. the only way to get better at drawing your f/o is to continue drawing them. the only way to get better at writing your f/o is to continue writing them. 

you can post about your f/o as often as you want. that’s what your blog is for. people don’t have to follow you if it bothers them. 

you’re not betraying any of your f/os by adding new ones, and you’re not hurting anyone by getting rid of old ones. 

there’s nothing wrong with editing canon, or rewriting it completely. 

it’s okay if you only want to talk about one f/o for a while. 

you don’t have to work to be worthy to be with your f/o. you already are.

i know we spend a lot of time trying to censor ourselves in life, to quiet ourselves, to take up less room, to fit in a little better, and i understand. but you don’t have to do that here. let out that breath you’re holding in. let yourself be free.