Lionpunk

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[lion-punk]

URL-change

It's time for a change again. :)

eyes-of-simha -> lion-punk

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[despazito]

Nosy ass plant

[teethsmoothie]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[soapydoll]

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

[soapydoll]

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

[perfectday1972]

they need to invent smudge proof glasses cause i am so tired of it

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Y’all need to stop with this “actors can only play characters that match their identity categories down to their astrological sign” shit cause there’s still some straight actors I wanna see take dick

[werter-herr-goethe]

(schaut sich eine polyam dreiecksbeziehung an) okay, und wer von euch ist die maus, wer ist der elefant und wer ist die ente?

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[wowwforever]

I hate that ‘bad dream’ just means ‘nightmare’ instead of ‘shitty quality dream.’ I had a bad dream last night. It wasn’t scary it just didn’t make a lot of narrative sense

[niceinchnails]

It was a clitorical question

[sailatina3]

Brown is a beautiful color FUCK all the propaganda trying to convince us its ugly.

[pussypopstar]

can I come over and look at you like this

[auniverseforgotten]

[ID: a video shot from the floor of a room. A black cat quickly scoots into frame, staring at the camera with enormous round eyes. End ID.]

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

The least realistic thing about the Lord of the Rings is that a team got together for a group project, decided everything in one meeting, and their plan worked.

[nimium-amatrix-ingenii-sui]

The group abandoned the original plan halfway up Caradhras, split up several times, some group members started looking into different projects, found new partners and ended up doing something else, the original plan was abandoned early on, and the project was salvaged at the last moment by the one group member that didn’t get sidetracked. Sounds like a pretty astute description of teamwork to me

[islamprotestan-blog]

only 5 seconds

[zanyflowerpizzatrash]

i wasn't ready for that..lol

[suffer-no-humiliation]

Immediately recognized that look

[normystical]

> turn on captions

> realize theyre auto-generated

> turn off captions

> realize i Still struggle to understand what everyones saying and unfortunately something is better than nothing at all

> turn on captions

uuUUUUGGHH

[seven-winged-liar]

she butterfly on my effect til i (gravely serious) everything could have been different