Time To Myself

[gagglescorn]

I can’t afford boomerang so I have to do it myself

[grimesdidthat-deactivated201805]

Isn’t boomerang like.. free?

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

She can’t afford it

[gagglescorn]

I can’t afford it

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[shinymanticore]

So yesterday I went to take banana, peeled it, and came back to show my partner because wow, this is a VERY STRAIGHT banana !

Like abnormally straight !

!!!

[official-penis-posts]

Straight bananas are definitely rare on this website

[xantenex]

I have now decided to actually use my X/Twitter I made years ago for anyone that still hangs around this site

x.com

[xantenex]

I have now decided to actually use my X/Twitter I made years ago for anyone that still hangs around this site

x.com

[xantenex]

I have now decided to actually use my X/Twitter I made years ago for anyone that still hangs around this site

x.com

[xantenex]

Anyone still alive out there? 👀

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[softwaring]

this reply kills me 😭

[nohelan-img]

Me @ myself anytime I open my mouth:

[needsomething]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[itznarcotic]

[tayne-dot-exe]

[spirantization]

I see some people in the notes thinking that this is the Death card, but it's not. It's much funnier. It's the Five of Cups, upright, which symbolizes like. Loss. Disappointment. Emotional Suffering. You thought you were going to get something and then you didn't. Even more hilarious than Fox News bringing in a tarot card reader for Trump in 2024 is that same tarot reader immediately flipping over a card that says LOSER.

[deliriumcrow]

The poor woman looks frankly terrified to be sitting there, on that news program, with that card, having to explain exactly what it means to people who really want the opposite outcome. At the same time, what a fucking card to pull there, I love that for him.

[depsidase]

[thoughtstherapy]

@thoughtstherapy

[mysteriousboo]

the urge to share this with every person who has ever hurt me..

[emotion-deluxe]

No offense but where are the male porn bots

[calellon]

..and where are all the gods?

[tokentrans]

where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

[laylamva]

Isn’t there a white guy to clutter up my feed?

[glassmirrormask]

Late at night I scroll and I block and I dream of what I need

[sarakouda]

I need a manwhore! 💥💥💥💥

[emotion-deluxe]

Can someone PLEASE answer my question

[magi-gay]

I’m holding out for a manwhore ‘til the end of the night.

[bestie-chan]

He’s gotta be ripped and he’s gotta be hung but he’s gotta be blocked out of spite!

[emotion-deluxe]

HELLO?

[freddykicksasses]

I NEED A MANWHORE

[eggman-is-fat-mkay]

HOLDING OUT FOR A MANWHORE TILL THE MORNING LIGHT

[emotion-deluxe]

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE 😭

[mrclassyclass]

[theartof-severn]

i can’t breathe

[onlyblackgirl]

Me whenever anyone tried to talk to me

[chulitaaa-deactivated20180311]

LMFAO WTF

[ruinedchildhood]

what's wrong babe? you haven't touched your shrekfast yet

[destinysbow]