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Is Hermes mad at me or is it just his retrograde? I think he can cross with me when I left my cigarette butts in the streets/sidewalk so I told him I'd stop but I forgot and did it again. I wrote him a letter, poured him out a red bull, and been praying often, but my luck and travel have been an absolute nightmare from anxiety, to almost missing my plane, my mom's car stalling, ect. Buuut everyone around me has also been having very bad luck and issues traveling, is it me and Hermes during a rough patch or is it retrograde? Any advice?

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moonlitmagic

A Simple Prayer to Hermes for Safe Travels

Messenger of the Heavens,

Traveler of Gods,

To you I pray.

May you walk alongside me as i carry on my way.

Step by step along my path, I ask for your watchful eye.

Should I be forewarned, send a message from the sky.

Winged Wanderer, I ask for your grace,

Shroud me in protection as I travel place to place.

(Tip Jar)

grimlilli

Hermes

Hermes is the messenger to the Gods and very widely seen as the trickster God. but he also rules over animal husbandry, roads and travel, hospitality, diplomacy, trade, coins, thievery, language, writing, luck, athletic contests, astronomy/astrology, boundaries, gambling, magic, and a guide to the dead. In classic tales, he is said to enjoy gambling and drinking with the humans and then fairs their souls to the Underworld to ensure they make it there safe. He is the son of Zeus and a nymph named Maia. Hermes often stole from the rich and gave to the poor, he was the original Robin Hood.

PLANTS: strawberry trees, crocus, hydrangea, chrysanthemum

ANIMALS: cattle/oxen, turtles/tortoise, hawks, roster, rams, birds of omen, hares, snakes, guard dogs

COLORS: red, purple, silver, gold, copper, black

SCENTS: lavender, strawberries, frankincense, ink on parchment

STONES: marble, amethyst, eisenkiesel quartz, smoky quartz

METALS: copper, silver, gold

FOODS: honey, olives/olive oil, wine, milk, strawberries

OFFERINGS: turtle shells/turtle shaped objects, money, written messages/mail/stories, feathers, dive

Devotion: Writing letters, donating/volunteering with/helping the homeless and their shelters, travel, learn astronomy/astrology, honor the dead, practice magic, make bets, try something that requires luck, play a sport, workout, learn about your ancestors, give coins to the homeless, learn another language, practice speaking, learn about diplomacy or become diplomatic, fight for those with less than you.

Prayer to Hermes Oh protector of travelers Oh king of thieves Oh messenger of the Gods Please hear my praises Please hear my thanks Oh Lord Hermes

Invocation of Hermes I call to the messengers of the blessed Gods, More nimble than the wind Faster than Zeus’s lighting Angelos Athanaton Come on winged feet God of swift feet and messengers I call to the clear-sighted one, The clear-headed schemer, The author of many cunning plans Mechaniotes Come to me by paths the wind Like the writhing belly of a snake God of snakes And those who speak with forked-tongue For I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

The invocation is much longer so if anyone wants the full version than let me know and I’ll send it to you.

hearthfirehandworks

A prayer to Hermes, Greek god of communication and commerce.

kharmophron

beloved, dearest, bright Hermes, luck bringer, blessed helper and cherished guide, i praise and honor you, always caring one, and pray simply to wish you the very best of days

singingatsunset

Hermes sending his worshippers signs like:

incorrectgreekgods

Hestia: Can you, like, stop wanting to die?

Hermes, finger gunning: No can do, buckaroo!

theoi-crow

Me before Hermes: I can hear Aphrodite just fine but I’m having a bit of trouble connecting with Apollo.

Hermes: *Pops out of nowhere* Hi, tired of not being able to connect to your favorite Greek god? Wondering if they are even listening? Well maybe your godphone is missing some bars! Try HERMES’ GODFI, it’s like wifi BUT FOR GODPHONES! All ya gotta do is add Hermes to your altar and…

Apollo’s volume goes from 3% to 💯.

Me: Wow!

*Disclaimer: may work differently for other people*

incorrectgreekgods

Demeter: Is there a word between angry and sad?

Athena: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Hermes: Smad.

godsofhumanity

Hermes: I upset you? I don’t know what to say. I’m at a true ,’ , |,’_’ for words.

Apollo: …How did you do that with your mouth-?

loloisafangirl

Zeus: just a reminder that tomorrow’s trash day

Hermes: *instinctively walks towards the curb*

theoi-crow

Me: *begs Hermes to help on this HUUUGE presentation, does spell work, candles, the works*

Wife: *aids in helping me connect with Hermes*

Hermes: don’t worry boo, I got chu!

Me: *nothing happens for a week, a few days, the day before and morning of presentation* HERMES!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!

Hermes: don’t worry fam, I got dis!

Me: *hypervenalating five minutes before the presentation* Hermes…

Hermes: let a professional handle this baby cakes!

Me: *suddenly feels dizzy and lightheaded. I can feel my body moving and I’m talking and joking and my feet feel like they have wings on them. I tell the host how long my presentation will take (30 minutes) so they can time me. Everyone else took an few extra minutes over or under their limit. The host is shocked my presentation ended the second it hit the 30 minute mark. It freaked her out. Everyone tells me about all these amazing things I vaguely remember doing and how professional and experienced I sounded even though this is all a first for me.*

I’m pretty sure I did it all while possessed by Hermes but hey, a pass is a pass!