Hermit Crabby

A blog with BDSM, witchcraft, BPD, nerdy gamergirl type stuff, and ramblings about my life. 18+ and nudes are on my Fetlife.

[hermit-crabby]

Hey my witches!

Ever wanted to add blood for that extra oomph but blood magic is kinda frowned upon where you're at? Have no fear!

I learned today that pokeweed (also known as poke salad or inkberry) can be used as a blood substitute in ANY spell.

Generally while pokeweed is used to break hexes or make magical ink, I'm all for the opinion that adding the juice of poke berries to my jars in substitution for blood will lead to heightened curses. Just be careful harvesting because it is poisonous.

Have a blessed day!

[sunflorally]

you aren’t an idiot for giving them a chance, a second chance, or a third chance. you aren’t an idiot for trusting them. you aren’t an idiot for wishing things had gone differently. you aren’t an idiot for expecting them to treat you the way you treated them.

[biandprobablyhigh223]

[abandonned-account]

Witch tip: Candle wax is hot. Don’t drip on yourself.

[midiport]

i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good

[midiport]

yea lol

ADHD Medication information sheet

[brazenautomaton]

I have been struggling

For a long fucking time

with why my adderall was having such uneven effects and varying efficacy

and the weird pattern of what made it work and not work and if it was building up in my system or not

and fucking nobody told me I shouldn’t drink a glass of Kool-Aid to take the pills with

or eat fucking Pop-Tarts or Life cereal

this is the most useful information I have ever received from tubr and it seems to be confirmed by several other places upon searching

so this actually should be spread like wildfire like actually

[firebirdscratches]

Me reading this realizing tunglr dawt kom gave me more information about my medication than MYDOCTORRRRRSSSSSS MYYYYYYYY FUCKENNNNN DOCTORSSSSS PLURAL MULTIPLE DOCTORSSSSSSSS

[perpetualanachronisms]

Reblogging to spread this ridiculously important info

[punsbulletsandpointythings]

Generally speaking, your doctors actually may not know these things. This is the kind of stuff to ask your pharmacist about.

[eclectic-fuckin-witch-deactivat]

does anybody know if what connotations squirrels have in witchcraft? thanks, any reply is greatly appreciated <3

[hermit-crabby]

Ah, the breakers of acorns. The Squirrel is a good totem animal to have for a divine witch, as they spend all year predicting and preparing for surviving winter. They also are chattering little things, and stay on high alert for predators. They are symbolic of us needing to prepare for times ahead.

In times past, squirrels have been linked to Hermes or Mercury for their “fleet-footed” nature.

And then there’s the famous Norse squirrel, Ratatoskr, who carries messages along Yggdrasil.

[stormysspellbook]

How to Decorate Your Book of Shadows / Grimoire!

[hermit-crabby]

Sorry I’ve been gone. Had to reset my password from being hacked. Was dating this awesome guy who turned out to be not as great as I had hoped. Happy belated turkey day. My pantheon now consists of Baba Yaga, Bastet, Sekhmet, and Tefnut. Thank you for sticking with me. I will be returning soon.

[everythingfox]

“why wont my milk pour out”

(Source)

[asking-jude]

You shouldn’t have to convince someone to say “yes.” 

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

is this this the whosier guy y’all always talking about ? ngl this is a vibe

[choked-up]

oh I would 100% be lured by a vampire entirely too easy

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What the fuck

[gotterhag]

[panomoly]

i-

….thank you tumblr??

[stankpasta]

hm. 

[krystal-prisms]

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

[tikixreblogs]

Um??? I’m reblogging this??? This can save a life??

[smeghead1851]

This is important stuff … 

[filmgifs]

— If the meds were switched, then when I got them mixed up, I… I accidentally switched them back, so… I gave Harlan… — The correct doses, yes. But not accidentally.

KNIVES OUT (2019) dir. Rian Johnson

[connie-banana]

I love this moment, not just because of the twist, but also because Marta has been dying the whole movie with not only fear and grief, but guilt at having caused the death of her patient, her friend.

For Benoit to take the time to reassure that this was not her fault, in way that is so kind and so clear, was lovely.

“You are a good nurse.” You can tell when he says that the he truly understands what is paining her the most. Just beautiful.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[assassinationtipsforladies]

Fun fact: Dolly Parton is not blonde. All her blonde dos are wigs. When she goes out with her husband, because he doesn’t want to be in the public eye, she has her real hair and wears more typical middle aged southern lady outfits and people just…. Don’t recognise her. She just Clark Kents her way into maintaining a private life.

[accidental-muse]

my respect for this woman is without end.

[ryebreadgf]

you keep sending assassins to kill me but every single one falls in love with me

[everythingfox]

“Ezra the service dog gets a well deserved break to go to meet her favorite character Stitch.”

(via)

[curvyfitmilf]

[medusaveneno]

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