Ryan gosling characters TREMBLING when you peg them. mmm yes ...????? No matter which character--I don't care-- they all are quivering when you're pounding into them. drools okay sorry.
Short Holland March x Reader thingy
Warning: Not proofread! and I don't know how to write NSFW sooo...
Think abt this, Holland March and you are dating OR married, and he forgets that he promised you a date but guess what! This idiot has it slip his mind and decides to go get drunk instead while you're all dressed up and pretty and EXPECTING SOMETHING FROM HIM.
The next day he wakes up in the morning in his car since he forgot he had a room and started freaking out thinking he was homeless. March tries to remember what happened last night and looked down at his "reminder arm" (one of his arms that has things written on it because he doesn't have a watch). Oh god. He forgot about the date.
He is currently tip toeing in the house (after stumbling up the stairs to even get inside) hoping to God the floorboards don't creak, but his knee bumps the coffee table, and he hisses through his teeth. Holland looks up from his soon-to-be knee and see's you in the doorway of the bedroom glaring dagger through his skull. Poor guy is visibly shaking in fear like that one elevator scene. He is STAMMERING over words he didn't even think about saying at first in his head, so it turns out in gibberish.
Next thing he knows--he's against the bed frame and getting painfully edged by you. A little bit of drool in the corner of his mouth and his lip is quivering as he tries to beg for you to let him cum but it just turns out to be helpless whimpers. You didn't tie him up, no that would be too cruel; so you're basically smacking his hand practically every single time he moves his hand just a little bit towards you. You know he won't grab you and top you because he knows he deserves this and he's going to take it. "Speak up baby." you said to him but that only resulted in a louder whimper. "Pleah- pplease let m-me.." "Let you what?" You slow your stroking and keep your hand at his tip. Holland is SQUIRMING more just from that. "PleahseletmeCum-" He said quickly before moaning again. "Slow down your words I can't hear you." That was a huge ass lie and you and him knew that. Butttt....he's still going to do it. "PLEASE..leh- Ngh! m..mph-ME! cum!" Okay that was good enough. So you start going at pace that was fast. Honestly you didn't have to wait for long because after all that edging, he came like 5 seconds after you started speeding up. He throws his head back into the bedframe (ouch) if his chest rising and deflating with every pant of breath he takes. "I..I'm so sorry sugar plu-" You lightly slap him because no way was he calling you sugar plum. "owwww..I'm so sorry- Honey...?"
He prepares for a slap again, but you don't mind that one. "I'll remember next time, pinky promisee!" A corner of your lips quirked up slightly. "You better, or else I'm not letting you cum next time." Holland quickly nods. Smooch on his temple. "Alright I'm tired I waited all night just to catch you sneaking back into the house." Holland laughed, "Did you actually?" "Yeah." "You're soooo committed tooo meeee..." "I'm going to commit." You said before getting off of him and rolling onto your side of the bed.
When Holly, March, and Healy are doing a plan for like. A job. Do you think they've ever said "we need a sacrifice" and Holly and Healy looked at March at the same time as he's scratching his stubble in thought. "Hmm..but which one of us tho.." *March looks at Holly and Healy back and forth* "oh okay. So.."
When Holly, March, and Healy are doing a plan for like. A job. Do you think they've ever said "we need a sacrifice" and Holly and Healy looked at March at the same time as he's scratching his stubble in thought. "Hmm..but which one of us tho.." *March looks at Holly and Healy back and forth* "oh okay. So.."
pride month starts on a Monday. Monday starts with M. Like March...Now hold on. Who has March in their name? HOLLAND MARCH. THIS MEANS HOLLAND MARCH IS A QUEER.
Thinking about Lars Lindstrom like just playing with your chest casually when you guys are in the stage of 'most touch is okay but Lars still has to work out his problem'. Have you seen this guys PAWS bro? No matter how big his hands are wrapping around most of the size.
You just staring up at Lars as his pupils are all big and focused like a cat and he's just pawing at your chest and stuff ohhh my goddd I love this man. Just think about him burying himself in your chest or resting ontop of it.......ohhhtihtiejriee he loves hearing your heartbeat when he can. 9ioeoorier im FuCKING TWEAKING OUT SOMEONE SEDATE ME PHELPEPPEPPEHUFUCKk
Alec Hardy NSFW Alphabet before I GET BURNT OUT FROM SCHOOL.
NSFW and suggestive themes under cut. DUH.
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Alec Hardy will often leave you cleaning up yourself but not purpose! When he can clean you up and take care of you, he will. I don't think you want to force him to take of you because 1. kinda rude but secondly- he's literally panting and his heart is thumping as he lays back in the bed. It will take him some minutes to catch his breath but he will join you in the shower if you haven't gotten out yet.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He seems like the type to not interact with those debates of "Ass or boobs" right? Well...casually; but really but I personally think he likes your ass and thighs. If you wear pants that capture dat ASS or how good your thighs look in that fabric, he will try to stop the devious thoughts in his head or adjust his pants a bit.
Alec knows you love his fingers and he loves using them on you. Fair game.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Alec LOVES seeing his cum on your face or on your tongue. He can't help it; he literally lives for that view (drooolllll....)
D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
This isn't dirty but poor him he thinks it is. Alec wishes that you could take a long break from work and just pay attention to him and take care of him. Lord that would cure his heart (no it wouldn't but it would give his heart a break for once). He has imagined this over and over and if praying would give him what he wants, he would've done that long ago.
Alec has fantasized about you sucking him off under his office desk.
Small addition...he really wants to make you squirt on his tongue or on his fingers. He hopes the day comes.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He isn't so experienced, but he isn't new to it of course. Most he can remember is doing it with Tess and some blowjob when he was drunk out of his mind back in his younger years. He picks it up pretty quickly and will adjust to whatever you two are doing.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Alec isn't so picky with this, but missionary and a side fuck is something he'll chose usually. Missionary because he wants to see your face while he's fucking you and also because this man LOVES kisses. Side fuck because he can get close to you and your scent and maybe play with your chest a little bit...
Those are his favorite but in some cases like rough sex he will shove your face in the pillow as he rails you from behind.
Against the wall is rare but he loves it when you're close against him and he's getting a deep angle.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Alec overall isn't the joking type and during sex he's more focused on your pleasure and how it feels. You though on the other hand, can crack a small joke and he's let out a half-scoffed laugh at it or let out a small grunt in response, but he will lock back in either way.H = Hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He won't have too much of a high sex drive so you doing it is every once in a while, pretty much. With this mind, he isn't groomed all too much but sometimes he'll get out the shower and shrug and trim it a bit so overall...I would say it's kept pretty averagely groomed. Trimming it and all that y'know.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Might just be me but his Scottish accent would make me cum on the spot if he was putting praises in my ear. Alec will groan or grunt during sex and even whisper things in your ear that he means truly to his hear; and that's what makes them special.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Alec hardly (see what I did there) jacks off. He's not the hormone filled young adult or teenager he used to be. Plus, he has other things to focus on. But...a BIG but...if you ever made a video for him of you or sent a picture, he's keeping that hidden and only for him. He'll jack off to that when randomly at home if he feels like it. More likely to happen if you're out of town.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
...Handcuffs. I'm sorry but Alec didn't find out he had this kink until you jokingly suggested it one day or on one of your anniversaries and you actually did it. I might be biased to say this because he's literally works for the law, but he wouldn't mind handcuffs if you two were about to get rough.
Another kink I believe is that he would not mind at all if you used him for your pleasure in bed. He would lay back as you ride him, even if his legs are starting to feel numb.
Don't worry we all know he and his lover have a safe word. He cares.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
He's basic with it, the bedroom. It's comfortable and it has privacy! Alec would make out with you on top of a table in the house if you wanted. Shrug.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Any teasing/suggestive remarks targeted towards him from you is going to make Alec start getting hot and feel his tie get tight. If his partner was an all talk no bite type, that would turn him on further because he knows he could shut you up quick if he wanted.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Anything that would cause you injuries he won't do. He can't see himself even choking you. I know he would care about your pleasure, but he would be hesitant on this subject. He would get scared to do anything to you that would hurt you. Also, just anything gross like piss or shit. Eugh. Sorry had to mention it gang.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
LORD ALEC LOVES WHEN HE'S RECEIVING. Anything on his dick that's yours he will throw his head back in pure bliss. He loves a good blowjob and loves tasting you as well if you want him to put his mouth on it.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Alec is usually at a usual pace and is sensual with it. He wants to take in how it feels and he wants you to feel him as well. On hard days, don't even joke lad because he'll bend you over the desk or drag you into the bedroom and take you on the floor if he's that hungry for that cookie.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
he despises quickies. He doesn't like how much it's in a rush and wants to explore furthermore with you. Hates a time limit when it comes to you.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Anything but public sex he will try depending on what genre it is. One example I can think about is edging. Alec will hate edging if it's on him because he becomes so desperate but edging you, he secretly enjoys seeing you become needy.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
One round or one round and a half he can go for until he needs to take a break because he can hear his heart pounding in his ear. He can last for a good time but if it's one of those days where he's tired and needs some relief, he's going to cum in like 13 minutes.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Toys is not a common thing in his sex life but if his partner brought it up, he would start questioning if he was good enough. Alec would try a toy on you once or twice, but he admits stubbornly that he doesn't like it and well, you two discuss it. He doesn't want to sound jealous over a toy, but he really wants to the only reason you experience pleasure in bed.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Okay so you know how I said that if his partner is all talk no bite and that I talked about him edging you? He loves edging you while backing up every suggestive remark you said before. He will often give you what you want but lord be prepared when he decides to tease.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
We all know he grunts and groans, it's a fact but how loud? That's different because at the beginning it will be quiet and rough but as he's getting closer to his climax, his groans will be shaky and breathless later on.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
If he is great with his fingers. Alec could finger you for a long time if you wanted because his arm would not get tired for a while.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
C'mon, we're talking about David fucking Tennich. For Alec Hardy I believe he would be above average, maybe 6-7 inches. (THAT WAS NOT ON PURPOSE).
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Not too high but when he's horny, he's going to need it quickly. Don't keep him waiting when he gets home because he cannot handle another second near you if he's all worked up.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
After making love, he has to remember that he has work tomorrow and that keeps him up for a while because well, it's reality for him sadly. If he gets laid off for a small number of days and you two do it, he will happily cuddle with you. All tuckered out.
I almost gave up on this. Can you tell near the end when it started getting bad. Fuck my chungus life
>I honestly don't believe that this guy watches anything like a show or movie unless Daisy pulls him into it when she's over.
>Same thing with the movie/show concept but it's also for social media. Sure, he knows the very few social media apps but only because they're usually the apps where they fuck him over and release news about a case he's working on (Cough, twittah, cough). He doesn't even post or comment on these apps, he just has them for no reason.
>So, we all know about the microwaved tea right. Disgusting. At first, he only did it because he was lazy and had to get to work on time, so he just decided to do it. He swore he would only do it once or twice. Dead wrong he was, because he just said, "Oh well, fuck it." and continued with it. Worst part is it doesn't even taste that bad (according to Miller). He knows it's "wrong", but he honestly can't even care at this point with everything else on his mind.
>In his younger years he did indulge in music but fell out of it when he started to get into this serious business. He wasn't crazy about it, but he did enjoy it and had a very specific type of music. (This headcanon isn't much but wtv.) The radio bothers him when he's trying to think and because this guy is thinking ALL the time, he just forgot that cars have radios because of how often his is silent. Miller gets annoyed by this sometimes when she desperately needs music but decides it's best for him (and her sake).
>Whenever he goes to the doctor and they instantly recognize him, he gets so confused because he doesn't go to most of his appointments but in reality, that's the thing that makes him notorious to his doctors.
>He doesn't like buttoning up his suit, it makes him feel restrained and he hates that, especially with his body.
>Only owns one or two ties and both are the same fucking color.
>He used to do some praying in his younger days but realized God wasn't gonna help him and just gave up on it. He knows Paul isn't truly a real vicar but it's not harming anyone and he doesn't want to be a dickhead and steal the only source of faith and hope in this town.
>HAS ACCIDENTALLY TAKEN DRUGS ONCE OR TWICE. TOOK A NERDS ROPE AND DEVOURED IT BEFORE BEING TOLD IT HAS WEED IN IT (Ted Nivison fans Iykyk..). HE PANICKED AFTER THIS AND THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO DIE.
>Wears bracelets that Daisy makes him every once in while, he doesn't want them getting dirty :(.
>HATES JOE MILLER FOR FUCKING MILLER OVER AND EVEN THOUGH HE WANTS TO SEEM PROFESSIONAL AND ACT BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE, HE WOULD BEAT HIM.
>When he sees stray dogs and they're not dangerous, he gets a bit sad that he can't keep them and has to continue walking. If he's alone, he'll pet it. If it follows him home, he gives up, gives the dog a snack, and calls the vet to get the dog.
>He used to be athletic in his younger years like in running but lord he sucked at football and basketball and other sports like it.
>This guy could dance if he put his heart to it.
>Never celebrated Halloween unless Daisy did when he was and wasn't with Tess.
>When he shows his police ID, his grip on it tightens on it slightly because he thinks the person might try and snatch it. Just in case...
>He can pursue a relationship, but he just hopes his partner has time for Daisy and their work at the same time. He's also very awkward at first but he means nothing by it! (Give the poor guy some time please)
>He never tightens his tie enough than he thinks and he has to readjust it sometimes because it's getting loose.
>When he's told to relax and not think about the case or anything else about his past, he can't function, he NEEDS something to do and he WILL start fidgeting.
>His stubble grows fast. IT DOES. Shave it over a break from work and in the morning, it's already growing back in. Yet strangely enough...he can't grow a beard. Huh.
>when he doesn't have his reading glasses, you'll see a funny moment where he's closer to the paper than usual.
>Not too common but sometimes he'll forget he's literally a Scottish man with a heavy accent and when he'll say a specific word that clearly he can't say correctly without his accent messing with it, he'll repeat the word under his breathe or in his head for a moment and think, "That's not how people usually say it.."
>He likes warmth. Sure, he can handle the heat but too extreme he'll get uncomfortable if he's sitting in his sweat. Too cold and he get bothered by how his slightly calloused hands feel.
>When he's yelling, sometimes it'll result in some words being spit at the person and if he notices they're wiping their face at the end, he'll sneak in a quick "sorry" if he really isn't THAT mad at you.
>His clothes are so basic that anybody can instantly know it's his. Though when he was younger, he did have some graphic t-shirts that are now Daisy sometimes wears once in a while. He smiles at the sight because she's carrying a piece of him. Proud father moment.
>Sometimes needs to take eye drops for his fucking eyes. BLINK SCOT BOY, BLINK.
THANK YOU FOR READING! SORRY IF IT'S TOO SHORT! (Did this on my computer but Tumblr wanted me to kms and said there was an error. God.)
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