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I LOVE TALKING. Oh my god... but I have. Major anxiety uhm.
There will be suggestive/NSFW art or writing drabbles in some cases but I do post SFW usually. I will censor my nsfw posts for those that are uncomfortable with it! (Not small posts though like "I need that man to eat me out" or smth like that since you can easily scroll past those.? Maybe. Unless you guys want me to.)
You can call me Tom or Fool! **WE DO NOT SAY THE NAME "SADNESS". THATS A VERY OLD OLD USERNAME...AND I WILL INTERROGATE YOU...**
I like...music and art alot. And I like the color greeen....and purple.....and I have a lovely boyfriendd..👅👅👅👀👀👀.
REQUESTED: Yeparoni
WORD COUNT: 658 words....im so fucking SORRY.
warnings: None, atleast, I don't think??
When it came to Lars dating a male, it really didn’t matter. Sure, there were some “masculine energy” pricks that would give looks or yell out insults from a distance but they wouldn’t act on their words.
The elderly and the rest overall in town are completely fine with it because 1. Why does it matter? And 2. They’re just glad Lars had someone to be with.
Gus was a bit weirded out for a little bit because he always talked about women when they were little, so why was this out of nowhere? Oh well, he’ll have to get over it. (Because I said so.)
His co-worker in his cubicle was really just confused. What did Lars see in men? So yeah, Lars was answering questions all flustered that day; barely any work was done.
Okay, here’s the thing that people forgot. Lars picked a female doll and did actually love her. And after Bianca died, I mean–it took him months to get over it of course. But when you came into the picture, he was drawn to you. It wasn’t because of your gender. It was because of just who you are. Lars might be bisexual (or pansexual if that suits best).
Because you work at a family owned pastry (lets just say this okay..), Lars will come in regularly when it’s near closing time so he can get the left overs he can. Your parents LOVE Lars and treat him so well, happily always making a cake for him when his birthday rolls around. Lars doesn’t very much like surprise parties so you have to tell him when your parents will do it and ask him to act “surprised” so they don’t know you told him.
Seeing you in the kitchen with a flour covered apron and flour covered hands is still enough to make Lars swoon over you. He wants that cookie BAD. And he’s talking about both.
Lars will talk about you when he can and he will always mention how hard you work in the kitchen and outside of the house. Because of people not really hearing the guy cook in the kitchen, they’re a bit caught off guard when they see you at a party or at church selling/giving out pastries. But they don’t mind because these are BOMB!!!
If you're skinny, Lars lends you some of his clothes from when he was younger if he still has them (he keeps some leftover for Karin's child in the future). If you're a bigger person, he loves to lend you his clothes that he wears regularly, he's a bit chub himself so he understands.
He loves wearing suits with you that has matching flowers.
Lars will sometimes ask you to accompany him when he's chopping wood. This is only because he wants to silently brag about how great he is at it.
If you volunteer at any schools to help with children, Lars will watch when he can and imagines how great you'd be if you two ever adopted a child.
If you're into fashion, the ladies at the salon will allow you to come over to the place and help them with some customers as like a half-job if your shift gets taken cared of at the pastry.
Lars seeing you dress up nice for occasions will never ever make him not swoon all over again and harder. Not that he doesn't like seeing your regular clothes, you just look hot, all formal is it.
If you're strong, Lars will silently subconsciously hint that he wants to be carried. (When you two are past the touching stage. Spoiler alert, that can take up months depending on how patient you are. Don't rush him.)
(IM SO SO SO SO SORRY THAT THIS IS SHORT. I REALLY DIDNT WANT IT TO BE AND I HAD SCRAPPED A FIC ON THIS BECAUSE I KNEW I COULDNT COMPLETE IT. I REALLY HOPE THIS IS FINE!!!)
also reminder that I'm way more quicker with art requests so those are preferable for my anxious brain!!!
I feel like I should. say this because I'm worried that people who sent in an ask strapped a bomb to my chest. I'm pushing myself to actually write. the requests! because I've never really written much outside of school. IM WORKING ON THE LARS X MALE READER and hoping it just yeah iidkkd... AND THEN i get to write ANGST. yayy!!
lars x male reader perhaps ? how would you think that’d work ?
Is there a scenario or a type of character you have in mind? I was thinking about Lars and a guy that works at his family-owned pastry shop! If that's not good then maybe you could think of a quick one if that's not too much trouble. I can try to give anything you want a shot even if it's bad.
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Word count: 1.7k
Warnings: Implied SA in childhood. Possibly OOC?? sorry!
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I'm not sure if anon meant sfw or nsfw but I stuck with sfw just incase! if you guys want a nsfw one let me know I guess!
We’ve all seen Lars outfits throughout the movie right??? Okay so…….yknow that blanket that he has that is crocheted? If he had a partner that took that hobby then oh my god he is sobbing whenever you give him anything. You’re a beginner and you make some pasta of yarn? He does not care, he will absolutely adore anything you give him.
Speaking about adoring anything you give him, if you give him something as simple as a rock from the park from when you were on an evening stroll, you bet he’s keeping that in a box right with the other five boxes he has with things you’ve given.
Lars has trouble eating food, he never has an appetite and you’re always worried for him. When you make something he really wants to eat it and sometimes he manages too but usually not often. You understand why he doesn’t but he always feels guilty for not eating something you made for him which makes his appetite even worse.
Lars doesn’t ever let anyone touch his mothers’ blanket. But if he trusted you enough in your relationship, he would give it to you. He never met his mother but he says he has a feeling that she might’ve liked you.
Lars is too forgiving to the point you feel SO BAD after an argument. You try to convince yourself he’s only doing that just to make you feel bad but really you know he’s too much of a sweetheart to do that.
Lars loves it when you trim his mustache for him, he gets to stare at you all focused on him.
Lars always knew something was ‘wrong’ with him when he was old enough to realize that people in town talked about him in a concerned tone. But Lars never really told himself he needed help. That was until after Bianca, when he started to unconsciously reflect on himself with Biancas’ doctor. When it hit him, he stayed in bed thinking to himself about everything in his life and comparing himself to his father. If Gus hated their father, who acted similar to how Lars acts, does Gus hate him? You have to reassure every single minute over and over and practically feed him in bed since he won’t move. Lets just say it takes you two a couple long weeks to get him to even take a step outside.
On a lighter note, SNOW! Yep he LOVES spending the winter with you because he gets to chop wood for you two, see you play in the snow, and go inside and cuddle with you infront of the fireplace.
Yeahhh….he has matching sweaters with you. Honestly Lars is so head over heels for you that he will do anything to make sure the whole goddamn town knows he’s yours and that you’re his.
It takes months for him to get comfortable with skin-to-skin contact with you, maybe even a year. Even if you get through that, he still gets triggered with some textures of skin. For example, if you JUST dried your hands after using the sink and still have that specific texture (iykyk), he will wait until your hands are fully dried.
His gloves are worn down due to him using them all the time in different situations.
Lars is great at awkward singing. Sometimes his voice will crack but it’s more of a shy tone he is
HE LOVES WATCHING YOU DO ANYTHING. Sure Lars sometimes snaps out of it and thinks he’s creepy or disturbing you for watching but he can’t help himself. Right after he snaps out of it he locks right back in instantly.
If you’re a person who loves plushies and keep them in your room all the time, whenever you two are playful with each other he will pretend your plushies are real people.
When it’s summer Lars will sweat fucking BUCKETS no matter if he has clothes on or not.
When Lars got pushed to the ground in that one scene in the movie, he wanted to push Karin off but resisted because that would’ve hurt her (Of course) and most importantly, the baby. He physically remembers how hard it was for him to stay still during that, the pressure on top of him felt almost familiar in the most terrible way which leads into my two next HC’s.
Lars was most likely taken advantage of as a child due to how quiet he was. The abuser knew Lars wouldn’t speak of the situation or even try to fight back. He was a people pleaser. The abuser knew that.
Lars can’t help but flinch by a small amount when Karin hugs him or does anything that adds pressure to his skin, he expects for her to push him to the ground again.
There are rarely times where Lars will snap at you, he’s more frustrated with himself no matter the situation. He will always find a way on how to pinpoint the issue to him. If a co-worker was flirting with you and you didn’t know, Lars will think you did and then blame himself for not being good enough.
Lars closed off with his emotions but he knows someone will find out he’s feeling down in the dumps sooner or later because he’s terrible at hiding it.
Lars doesn’t listen to music often but when he does he prefers the more softer tones. They sound nice and so does other genres of music but those can get a bit overwhelming depending on which genre.
Lars loves helping out the elderly at church and overall people in general. They helped him when he was with Bianca, why not do something for them (He was helping out people even before Bianca, okay-) ? Yeah he’s awkward about it but he gets the job done because he isn’t terrible.
Lars would get bullied at school (verbally) but he didn’t quite catch that and would instead just walk away because why are the other kids talking to him?
If Lars gets a sweater that is uncomfy or itchy on his skin, he will start to tear up and hold back tears since he doesn’t want to seem ungrateful. (The texture of it against his skin is absolutely HORRID for him)
Pastries. Lars. Loves. Pastries. He will munch on those at least 8 times a month.
No matter how cold it is, he will somehow be warm. Lars can be NAKED and he’s warm in the fucking snow.
When Gus left him with his father, he tried his best to hang onto any item he could that was left by Gus or reminded him of Gus. Speaking of family… FAMILY TIME….
RYLAND GRACE, COLT SEAVERS, AND COURT ARE SIBLINGS OF LARS. And before you go after me when it comes to Gus, let's say he’s their half brother.
Everyone else sort of forgot about Gus except Lars because he doesn’t forget people like that..!
Colt and Court took more of the family trauma. Ryland was more in the middle. And Lars was just experiencing the world quietly.
Colt went through a short phase of blaming Lars for their mother being dead (they were kids idk what you expect.) before Court sat down with him and explained it wasn’t Lars’ fault at all. Ryland comforted Lars as best as he could because Court sucked at emotions and Lars didn’t want to see Colt for a tiny bit. Over all, they worked through it but Lars still has that thought every once in a while.
Usually the brothers would go off and get as much food as they could with Court’s money with his job that he was trying to hold and Colt’s money with his summer jobs. When Lars was old enough, he would cook food for the rest with anything they got from the corner store or with what they had in the fridge.
Lars will tell you animal facts he remembered Ryland told him when they were little. Ryland pacing around on the ground as Lars laid on the treehouse floor and looked up at the sky, listening to the facts.
Everyone. I mean everyone in his family agreed to never even tell him how to hold a gun. Court, Colt, and Ryland absolutely agree that Lars can know how to defend himself but never ever give him a gun. Don’t ask why.
Lars almost made mustard gas and also almost made himself pass out from the smell of chemicals layering on top of each other when he was a teenager because he found this one spot on the kitchen floor that was stained. Ryland had come back from wherever he had to go that day and saw the amount of cleaning products surrounding Lars when he entered the kitchen. He noticed Lars’ movement was getting sluggish when he scrubbed and realized ‘holy shit, that’s way too much chemicals layering on top of each other.’ SOUND THE PANIC ALARM.
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Okay end of family time….
Lars is just great at paying attention overall. Forgot something? Yeah okay so you’re going to feel really fucking stupid right now becauseee….Lars remembers EVERYTHING about that in EXACT detail. Sorry…
When Lars is watching something with you and you have snacks, he will try to hint that he wants some too but you have to give out right tell him he can have some or else he’s going to feel bad.
Lars wouldn’t mind a small animal….hrhrhe9eujiejgrokge
When you first came into town, he watched you nervously. It wasn’t your fault. You were new and new means change in his routine and change in routine isn’t good. Turns out nothing changed, just a new face.
Get him any book, he will find a way on how to finish that shit in like 3-4 days (What? He has other stuff to do…).
Lars would love to help you into your halloween costume if you ever needed help. He is GREAT at tying knots so you bet your life that corset never gets loose, it’ll be just right.
Whenever you two go to parties, you always set up a time limit or keep close to him so you can check up on him every couple minutes.
He’s great at picking the right fruit….watermelon? Tell him what type you like or how long until you need that fruit for an occasion…Cut that fucker open and it’s just right on the day.
Can hit a low note if he really wanted to.
Dancing with you is the most romantic thing to him, you two being in sync and so close with just the right music is just perfect for him.
I HAVE THIS LARS LINDSTROM HC REQUEST IM WORKING ON OKAY? ITS JUST GOING TO TAKE A DAY MAYBE? BECAUSE MY SLEEP SCHEDULE SUCKS AND I'M INSECURE ABOUT MY WORD COUNT.
Im sobbing, imagine Lars trying his best not to watch any porn or jerk off ever because he's so loyal to you and wants your touch instead. He will feel so guilty if he does give into his desires. Only time he's ever watching porn is literally if it's with you. "Touch yourself for me Lars.", oh god yes he is. Whimpering mess and begging for you instead, tears running down his cheek.
I'm sobbing at the thought of this. Lars covering his face like an embarrassed child when a sudden sex scene comes up on screen. He's even more flustered because he can hear you laughing at his reaction but not in a mean way.
I'm sorry but if THE Lars Lindstrom put his lips on my teddy bear (that one scene in the movie), I would be all over that fucking plush back at home I'm SO honest with you rn...
when Mexico lost. against england. I never wanted to skin someone more than this. England players, I hope you all pull a muscle, pop a vessel, get jumped, bite the curb, and get lifted into the air by a bull's horns and dragged across the dirt with your stupid fucking red jersey and blood. NORWAY, PLEASE FUCKING WIN FOR US. WE WILL LVOE YOU IF YOU DO..
