hermit-life-musicals

I am very normal about these things so normal that I wrote it into song form this is just where i put the excess normal feel free to leave suggestions or asks

[hermitlifemuicals]

hermitlifemusicals epic quest

this should eventually link to all the epic songs ive made parodies for

and those that i havent made parodies for yet

The Troy Saga

The Horse and the Infant

N/A

Just A Man

Just a toy - toy jimmyempiers s2

Full Speed Ahead

rods straight ahead - grian fishing hc s10

Open Arms

N/A planned: open scars (grian 3rdLife victory song)

Warrior of the Mind

N/A planned: warrior of the skies (Minecraft parkour civilization)

The Cyclops Saga

Polyphemus

N/A idea: scar skulk comic

Survive

N/A

Remember Them

N/A idea: scott victory song?

My Goodbye

N/A

The Ocean Saga

Storm

N/A

Luck Runs Out

Time runes dry - Martyn LimitedLife victory song

Keep Your Friends Close

N/A idea: legundo vampiers song idea: keep your bed safe (hc 10 exile arc)

Ruthlessness

N/A

The Circe Saga

thoughts: cleo victory song

Puppeteer

N/A

Wouldn't You Like

Havnet you had - DocM buttercup hc s9

Done For

N/A

There Are Other Ways

N/A

The Underworld Saga

The Underworld

N/A the goat and scar idea: this wild life (jole victory song?) wip: the nether roof (cleo)

No Longer You

N/A

Monster

villain - scars secret life victory song

The Thunder Saga

Suffering

distraction - Joel lizzie empires s1 corruption au

Different Beast

N/A

Scylla

N/A idea: what if scylla was decked out 2

Mutiny

N/A

Thunder Bringer

N/A idea: hunger bringer - followup

The Wisdom Saga

Legendary

canary - Jimmy canary curse life series song

Little Wolf

N/A Planned: scarlet wolf (pearl victory song)

We’d Be Fine

N/A idea: i see that god in you (sausage pearl hc empiers crossover)

Love in Paradise

N/A wip: build in hermicraft (notes for this parody)

God Games

N/A

The Vengeance Saga

Not Sorry For Loving You

N/A

Dangerous

trial-some - squiddo mace triles lifesteal s6

Charybdis

N/A wip: nether roof idea: scars oddyssey warden encounter idea: the rapture (empiers s1 ending)

Get in the Water

N/A idea: Give me your mustache

600 Strike

N/A idea: if jimmy won wild life

The Ithaca Saga

The Challenge

N/A

Hold Them Down

N/A

Odysseus

N/A

I Can’t Help But Wonder

N/A

Would You Fall In Love With Me Again

N/A

[hermitlifemuicals]

welcome to the life series

parody of welcome to the internet by bo burnham

welcome to the life series, have a look around anyway to die that you can think of can be found we've got mountains of bodies some breathing some dead and if murders not an interest to you, wait till your red

welcome to the life series, come and take a seat would you like a couple nickles to throw at a canary there's no need to panic if you're on a team unless there's boogie men or you're the last green

Welcome to the life series what would you prefer Would you like to fight a king and knight or beat a desert bird Be secret Be wild Be stuck in the past We've got a 3rd a double, limited, last

Welcome to the life series Put your cares aside Here's a group who's baking gluten Here's a bamboozled surprise We’ve got wizards, and rejects, and gem n’ the scotts And a bunch of digital colored drawings Of all the different people in life series killing each other

Welcome to the life series Hold on to your clocks Cause we’re just a couple minutes in and you were killed by scott He was boogie and un-wanting And you just died again From a bedouble O who was try’na befriend

Get some superpowers Get an ally or betrayed Complete secrets that you’re given Give up every friend you made Start a fire, be a liar Send a quota to a buyer So we make a skynet higher Be a spy or build a spire for a Here's a trapped enchanter you should fall into this hole Here's a wither and a warden When we double up our goal Which lifer member did this Ask this quirky quiz And Wild life made evil snails to kill you once again

Could I interest you in every life All of the time Absolutely every life All of the time Victory is tragedy And pacifists a crime Any fight on every life all of the time

Could I interest you in every life All of the time Absolutely every life All of the time Victory is tragedy And pacifists a crime Any fight on every life all of the time

You know, it wasn't always life series Not very long ago Before the virus The second halloween hermit season 6 It was called demise You had one life You couldnt pvp And once you die, you’re a grey life killing . . .

Hahaha Could I interest you in every life All of the time Absolutely every life All of the time Victory is tragedy And pacifists a crime Any fight on every life all of the time

Could I interest you in every life All of the time Absolutely every life All of the time Victory is tragedy And pacifists a crime Any fight on every life And Any fight on every life And Any fight on every life And All of the time

[hermitlifemuicals]

canarie's a mercy upon this life

this is the worst kind of first cause I'm still coming last

[hermitlifemuicals]

not gonna be a full parody, just a line idea i thought of when listening to ruthlessness

[hermitlifemuicals]

canarie's a mercy upon this life

this is the worst kind of first cause I'm still coming last

[hermitlifemuicals]

Cake rule

parody of money game (by ren)

She bakes fresh cakes on the sea sand But the sales of these cakes baked will fall Due the the factors of the need and supply No one wants to buy cake when they look like this guy

Step 1 she must create a sense or urgency People will buy anything if it is something that they need Share with me Bake a bunch of cakes, and pile em high yeah Tower em up until the stack into the sky man

Step 2 you gotta make em actually needed needed, truly needed, if it's all they can eat-ed Influence them, rules in placement, become emperor of this place and If you isnt eatin cake then you’re gonna get slayed man

3 its a bakery, a place to produce cake you sea Plant a lilly pad build a building make it hast-el-ly Cake must bake, you will need a secret recipe Make it look appealing like the streets of the sesame

4 cake stand, cake sand? Cake stand! Other nations will starve without food in their hand

5 why just cakes, what else can you make She bakes fresh cake how bout tours that you fake

6 boats, puns, docks Sell showings of rocks Sell copper to a king Sell maps to the lost

7 sparked up the rockets for the colors of the sea Then run to be the emperor of the entire smp

8 big battle yay! big show takes place Other foods are overrated set the rule for only cake

9 internalize their hunger, walking slower is the way It don't matter if they hate it if they’re all willing to pay

10 it's in your hands, put the crown on your head in the stage where you stand You're a lier, a cheat, a fisher on land, and you bake fresh cake in a cake stand

[trafficblrpositivityproject]

Oooh, for non writing or artists creators, the parodies on @hermitlifemuicals are so good! They scan so well to the original tunes and so many of the lines are so clever! I love them!

@hermitlifemuicals !!!

[hermitlifemuicals]

OMG THANK YOU

[fr3sh-c0rn-2]

what ones getting drawn

martyn

bdubs

Ren

joe

cleo

Voting ended onJan 19

gang what hermit/lifer should I draw over on my art acc (this isn't nessasrily set in stone, but theoretically I could be influenced by the masses)

[joehills]

Three hours remaining! Let’s finish strong!

[hermitlifemuicals]

welcome to the life series, have a look around

anyway to die that you can think of can be found

we've got mountains of bodies some breathing some dead

and if murders not an interest to you, wait till your red

welcome to the life series, come and take a seat

would you like a couple nickles to throw at a canary

there's no need to panic if you're on a team unless there's a boogie or youre the last green

[hermitlifemuicals]

Till Your last life

parody of somethings not right by avidmc

open your eyes, the watchers turn a demise to a slaughter the flashing of a spark, it strikes a lighting just to mark, a life don't stop to count the time you're given the bloodlust it is blind-ing your vision Tearing at the seams but you are still on green

And you’ll risk it in the end

We will fight for the hope that we might stay alive Take a stand and your hand will turn red from the sight Say your prayers in the air like a torch in the night Till your last life

Till your last life The hunger in you starts to rise when everyone is lying Sharpen your speech, Your tongue and teeth They say let the blood flow, Wait on green but red means go When everyone is dying Sharpen your speech, Your tongue and teeth

open your ears, and listen rewrite the words to the mission the whispers they will shake, the frame but maybe we'll escape, the game take cover as the night grows colder your bloodlust will ignite; you'll be bolder won't go till they're dead, you'll be seeing red

And you’ll risk it in the end

We will fight for the hope that we might stay alive Take a stand and your hand will turn red from the sight Say your prayers in the air like a torch in the night Till your last life

Till your last life The hunger in you starts to rise when everyone is lying Sharpen your speech, Your tongue and teeth They say let the blood flow, Wait on green but red means go When everyone is dying Sharpen your speech, Your tongue and teeth

We will fight even tho we may not all survive We will fight even tho we may not all survive We will fight even tho we may not all survive Till your last life

[hermitlifemuicals]

i am no hero im just a solder

you know what they say cut the arm save the shoulder

its just a game, "a game?" thats what they told ya

but if you lose then you're not growing older

come on over take a read of these books

they seem to contain the secrets of ocurhst

all we have to do is find the rest of these books

"seems too simple, we should-" Look.

if we

keep the truth closed and the knowledge here secret

then we'll loose half of all their trust

but if we dont tell a lie, then we can keep it

sometimes honesty a must

[hermitlifemuicals]

feels like you

idea for another gideon life series parody was listening to "taste like you" and thought what if it was double life "feels like you"

anyways:

There's a string that tugs upon my heart it 

Only  tightens when we are apart if

You and i are bound by it regardless

I saw my heart beat rise having to witness

As it tumbled down

Nothing has happened but hearts slip

A game of twisted, twisted tricks

I bite my food, heal up from it 

But it kinda feels like you a bit

Like you (Mm)

Like you (Mhm)

It kinda feels like you (Oh-oh)

Like you (Mmm)

[ghosty-elle-thingz]

Has anyone made a Hermitcraft animatic to the song “Writing on the wall” by Will Stetson yet? Cause I feel like it sorta fits the building vibes of Hermitcraft and would just make a fire animatic over all

[limitedlifethemusical]

Limited Life: The Musical!

Hello! My name is Amelia (Also known as the main writer + creator of this musical), and I am currently making a passion project, a musical based off of Martyn’s POV of Limited Life!

As of right now, My most popular social media is my tiktok account! @ame1la_theexplorer

Q: How far into the musical are you?

A: Currently, The musical is in somewhat-early-middle  development. We have 22 songs written at the moment with more to come, but they all have no instrumentals as we need an instrumentalist 💔 I’m also indecisive as hell and can never be satisfied with the songs I write but currently I am quite happy with how this musical is turning out so far!

Q: Can I audition?

A: YES! Almost every role is available for taking (though, Amelia IS thinking about stealing Jimmy for herself) auditions are more than welcome! 

Q; How can I audition?

A: To audition for a part of the musical, you must join the discord! https://discord.gg/5HYa7cHFwY 

Q: Can I help with the musical in any way?

A: We currently need a digital instrumentalist, or anyone who can help work on instrumentals! We’re looking for about AT LEAST 2 instrumentalists, so any support looking for one/becoming one is more than welcome!

Q: How can I audition to volunteer as an instrumentalist?

A: fill out this form, https://forms.gle/ExP4RKaEZ7fwVtaK6 (may add more questions onto it later) and we’ll decide from there!

I think that should be it for now. I’ll be answering questions/comments as fast as possible so please ask away!

-Amelia

[hermitlifemuicals]

warrior of the skies (wip)

Will you be jumping for the beef or chicken

(parkour check)

Have you forgotten to challenge yourself you should listen

I see the promiss residing inside you

Will you be taking the challenge? If so let me guide you

Parkour is freedom take to the skies Your life has a meaning And its defined by how you climb There stands a tower, A test of skill A central collum, That connects the guilds

One day a boy came, For the thrill A boy who’d change the games

That kept them still

Evbo!

[vicprobably]

// NICE LIFE FINALE SPOILERS //

the Nice Life finale was so amazing, thanks to all the Lifers for such a lovely holiday treat

[hermitlifemuicals]

so.. I was listening to keep your friends close and the line "great doctor legundo" just hit me, like punched me in the face, it's the perfect amount of syllabus and stuff so I started thinking about it and got the lines

"great doctor legundo"

"but our path to home is blocked by an unpassable force field"

"ha ha ha, I am no hero I'm just a soldier,

I do what I must, cut the arm, save the shoulder"

"take a look right here at this book

it's 1 of 3 for a cure of those took

all we gotta do is keep hold of the book

sounds too easy what's the hook"

[lukelemon-art]

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[pepoluan]

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DONT FORGET: THIS ALSO APPLIES TO FANFICTION.

[metalwarrior22]

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DONT FORGET: THIS APPLIES TO LITERALLY ANY KIND OF CREATIVE WORK, ART, FANFICTION, ORIGINAL FICTION, ANIMATION, MUSIC, LITERALLY ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING