Heroes For Hire

Founded by Luke Cage and Iron Fist

[heroesforhirenyc]

Luke Cage here. Me and Danny been planning this for a minute, about time we got this show on the road.

The streets need more than vigilantes. They need people they can count on. They need

Current Heroes:

Power Man - @sweeetchristmas

Iron Fist

Daredevil - @verygoodlawyer

She-Hulk - @attorney-jen-walters

Order - @i-am-order

Nova - @nova-human-rocket

Feel free to call in, we'll get a hero to you ASAP!

Want to join? Send in a request right here!

Notice: Anyone not selected by Luke Cage or anyone that isn't an already established hero will have to go through a different hiring process.

[heroesforhirenyc]

*Everyone recieved a phone call to meet at the Heroes For Hire HQ, AKA a small one-room building in the middle of Harlem. "Start small", the Immortal Weapon billionaire said. When everyone arrives, Luke Cage starts talking*

Thanks for comin. I know it's been a minute, but we got everythin figured out and we're ready to launch this thing. Danny'll get you the paperwork in a second. Any questions?

@verygoodlawyer

@attorney-jen-walters

@i-am-order

@nova-human-rocket

[verygoodlawyer]

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"Is there food here?"

[heroesforhirenyc]

*Danny brings over a half empty bag of chips*

They're kinda stale. We also have water.

[heroesforhirenyc]

*Everyone recieved a phone call to meet at the Heroes For Hire HQ, AKA a small one-room building in the middle of Harlem. "Start small", the Immortal Weapon billionaire said. When everyone arrives, Luke Cage starts talking*

Thanks for comin. I know it's been a minute, but we got everythin figured out and we're ready to launch this thing. Danny'll get you the paperwork in a second. Any questions?

@verygoodlawyer

@attorney-jen-walters

@i-am-order

@nova-human-rocket

[heroesforhirenyc]

So, you’re Heroes For Hire? Can I join? I’m a hero. I’m for hire. Or am I too overqualified?

@nova-human-rocket

Hey, you're Nova! Don't you do, like, space stuff?

[nova-human-rocket]

You know I got my start right here on Earth.

[heroesforhirenyc]

Cool! Let me get... so we don't really have anything for you to sign right now. I think Mr. Cage has just been giving people handshakes, so if you're ready...

*The secretary extends her hand*

[nova-human-rocket]

*Rich shakes it*

Cool. Yeah. If there’s any paperwork in future, I’d be happy to sign.

[heroesforhirenyc]

Yeah, we'll get all of that settled soon. I'm pretty sure this officially starts in a couple weeks.

[nova-human-rocket]

Excellent. I’ll be sure to stay on Earth. Or not. I can open portals to anywhere in space.

I’ll be nice to spend time on Earth again.

[heroesforhirenyc]

Is there a way to contact you while you're in space?

[nova-human-rocket]

Yeah just through here. Worldmind will pick up the messages. If I’m not dealing with an 8X8 or worse, a 9X9, I’ll be there within a few minutes

[heroesforhirenyc]

...Right. Well, I think that's all. Welcome to the team.

[heroesforhirenyc]

So, you’re Heroes For Hire? Can I join? I’m a hero. I’m for hire. Or am I too overqualified?

@nova-human-rocket

Hey, you're Nova! Don't you do, like, space stuff?

[nova-human-rocket]

You know I got my start right here on Earth.

[heroesforhirenyc]

Cool! Let me get... so we don't really have anything for you to sign right now. I think Mr. Cage has just been giving people handshakes, so if you're ready...

*The secretary extends her hand*

[nova-human-rocket]

*Rich shakes it*

Cool. Yeah. If there’s any paperwork in future, I’d be happy to sign.

[heroesforhirenyc]

Yeah, we'll get all of that settled soon. I'm pretty sure this officially starts in a couple weeks.

[nova-human-rocket]

Excellent. I’ll be sure to stay on Earth. Or not. I can open portals to anywhere in space.

I’ll be nice to spend time on Earth again.

[heroesforhirenyc]

Is there a way to contact you while you're in space?

[heroesforhirenyc]

So, you’re Heroes For Hire? Can I join? I’m a hero. I’m for hire. Or am I too overqualified?

@nova-human-rocket

Hey, you're Nova! Don't you do, like, space stuff?

[nova-human-rocket]

You know I got my start right here on Earth.

[heroesforhirenyc]

Cool! Let me get... so we don't really have anything for you to sign right now. I think Mr. Cage has just been giving people handshakes, so if you're ready...

*The secretary extends her hand*

[nova-human-rocket]

*Rich shakes it*

Cool. Yeah. If there’s any paperwork in future, I’d be happy to sign.

[heroesforhirenyc]

Yeah, we'll get all of that settled soon. I'm pretty sure this officially starts in a couple weeks.

[heroesforhirenyc]

So, you’re Heroes For Hire? Can I join? I’m a hero. I’m for hire. Or am I too overqualified?

@nova-human-rocket

Hey, you're Nova! Don't you do, like, space stuff?

[nova-human-rocket]

You know I got my start right here on Earth.

[heroesforhirenyc]

Cool! Let me get... so we don't really have anything for you to sign right now. I think Mr. Cage has just been giving people handshakes, so if you're ready...

*The secretary extends her hand*

[heroesforhirenyc]

So, you’re Heroes For Hire? Can I join? I’m a hero. I’m for hire. Or am I too overqualified?

@nova-human-rocket

Hey, you're Nova! Don't you do, like, space stuff?

[heroesforhirenyc]

Let me learn the Iron Fist, Daniel.

Well, to begin...

- Danny

[heroesforhirenyc]

Prank call deez nuts

Am I allowed to block numbers?

[heroesforhirenyc]

Nerdds

Sorry, Mr. Cage, it's just a prank call.