I am not a vessel for your good intent.

it/we/they. | adult. | plural system. | alterhuman. | jewish-scottish living on apsáalooke and cayuse land. | schizo-autistic. dissociative. | mad. disabled. queer. kinky. pagan. leftist. | objectum. self-shipper.

[rootspan]

pando | we/it/they please. | adult.

we're a plural menagerie of various mythological creatures, real-life animals, beings from fiction, living objects, and even eldritch deities. our existence as individuals is often fluid, as most of us are traits glued together by selfstuff that later gained a sense of identity. the composting of selves and the growth of new ones is simply how we function. nothing is permanent; change is sacred.

headmates sign off with their names, most of the time. they may have their own tags. this place is a bit of a mess. if a post was signed "???" it means it was likely an unknown individual who doesn't care to be identified.

some of the various creatures you will find here include:

aes sidhe (faeries and similar tricksters)

elves

unicorns

half-creatures, like centaurs and minotaurs, as well as dog-boys, cat-girls, and others

eldritch terrors, gods, and other beings incomprehensible to humans

androids, robots, and other mechanical friends

dolls, plushies, and other beloved toys

humans, but only of the fictional variety

headmate blogs:

good boy | wayne | the hand | artemy | merlin | battat | penelope | odysseus | logan | viktor | v1 | michael | syskids/littles blog

we're probably following you for one of the above accounts. our main (this blog) is our general personal dumping ground with no theme.

icon is of an art doll by cryptic-forge, which we consider a collective representation of ourselves.

t 5/26/2026 - top surgery 6/3/24.

currently posting about: daily life diary stuff, malevolent (podcast), the magnus archives (podcast), ultrakill (game), pathologic (game), fear & hunger (game), project hail mary (movie), alterhumanity, plurality, probably more stuff. who cares.

[daily-steiff]

Lumpi Golden Retriever

[tlirsgender]

Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones “fake” is stupid because it’s the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it’s all fuckign carbon

[tlirsgender]

It’s carbon it’s pretty and it didn’t involve slave labor what’s not to love??? Hi I’m having geology opinions tonight apparently. And I’m right

[tlirsgender]

There is so much bullshit in the diamonds industry to be mad about tbh. It also ties into the bullshit of the wedding industry as a whole but we don’t have the time to unpack all that

[val-ritz]

not even going to lie, the day i learned i could get like 15 lab grown rubies the size of dimes for $20 is the day i spent $20 on rubies, and i have never once said to myself “man, i wish this cost $1,600 and the lives of eight children to produce”

[fuckyeahmineralogy]

We are a pro-lab-grown mineral blog here, not only is it massively cheaper but massively more ethical as well in many cases.

[thegreenpea]

another very cool lab grown gem is Moissanite. It has a 9.25 on the mohs hardness scale where diamond is a 10. Moissanote also has a 2.69 refractive index in comparison to diamond’s 2.419 and here is the difference 

and the best thing about moissanite? It is all lab grown and it costs only a fraction of what diamond costs. So fuck the diamond indsutry and buy lab grown gems which cost significantly less

[rubixpsyche]

Also it’s just cool to think of some mad scientist lookin person doing shit against the law of the universe and making pretty gems for you. Like cmon. This shouldnt be allowed probably. But humans really be like on gOD i want some shiny an just started MAKIN em

[zathechaosgod]

for years people wanted alchemy, well now we have alchemy and we’re making gemstones out of it and suddenly “it doesn’t count” anymore

[creekfiend]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[animperfectangelsblog]

[vintagewildlife]

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

[alteredpanel]

[miketon]

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

[aestherians]

So in fanfic terms, the difference between fictionkind and fictives is basically that fictives are portal AUs while fictionkind are modern AUs.

[aestherians]

Sometimes the AUs overlap.

[aestherians]

Fictionkind awakening is like getting a bunch of Slumdog Millionaire flashbacks of a life you never realized was yours. Fictive awakening is like if an elf got run over by a cart and was isekaied into this world.

[straightboyfriend]

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[krasnoarmeyets-deactivated191907]

before there was Online there was lying on the floor and studying the patterns of the carpet and tracing it with your finger

[tokyostreetphoto]

Labyrinth II, Kichijoji 吉祥寺

[a3n3g3el]

the power of 3 / but this time it is coffee and silver (2026)

[bimmyjimmy]

It is the Bimmy Birthday!!

[jimmyhoffathecat]

Happy bappy birthday bimmy jimmy!!!

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[were--ralph]

im not a furry but recently ive been thinking about what if there was a global outbreak of a virus that transforms you into your fursona? so i made one just in case. not because im a furry (im not) but just ouf of safety if i need one in a pinch. he's very cute and fluffy btw

No yeah that makes sense like you always have to be prepared

[drops-of-universe]

Your secret is safe with me (i dissociated mid sentence and didn’t hear a thing you said)

[kedreeva]

your secret is also safe with me (I immediately forgot what you said)