Heroes.in.olympus

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Carter : Can you please stop calling peanut butter that?

Felix : Why? What's wrong with sticky nut juice?

Carter : EVERYTHING! Every. Freaking. Thing.

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Felix : Can I have a piece of cake from the fridge?

Sadie : What's the rule?

Felix, sighing : No cake before dinner

Sadie : That's Carter's rule. Mine is you have to bring me a slice too

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Carter : You shouldn't be using a straw.

Felix : I know it's bad for the environment or whatever.

Carter : No, that's just a weird way to eat spaghetti

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Felix : I bought my mattress on eBay a couple of nights back so I had some money to buy a pet

Felix: My back? Stiff

Felix : Carter? Mad

Felix : My penguin? Sick as fuck

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Felix, holding a pretzel : Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Carter : No, your jokes are terrible

Felix, clutching his pretzel to his heart : I am....in-salted

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Carter : Be the bigger person, Felix.

Felix : Yeah, get really buff and then you can yeet Walt too.

Carter : No-

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Walt : *sulking in a corner*

Sadie : What's wrong, Walt?

Walt : No one believes me

Sadie : Oh that's not- *remembers Walt leaving her at the Ruins of Sais*

Sadie : deserved *walk away*

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Walt : Do you think that there's a time on the clock that we just haven't seen before? Like 7:23?

Sadie : *screaming incoherently*

Carter : IT'S THREE AM WALT GO BACK TO SLEEP

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Jaz : Carter, you're smart. I have a question about outer space.

Carter, points upward : It's up there

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Walt : If I die, you can have what little I own.

Carter : Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?

Walt : My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.

Carter :

Carter : *sighs* Let me call your therapist again.

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my sarcasm has reached such a level where even i don't know if i'm kidding or not

- sadie

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Sadie, in any situation : I girlbossed my way into this, now I gotta girlbossed my way out of this

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Amos : How would you like your pancakes?

Carter : Plain.

Sadie : With sprinkles!

Zia : Chocolate chips.

Walt : Chicken.

*Amos,Carter,Sadie and Zia look at Walt*

Walt : What? They're good

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Carter : I mean small animals are vicious, their anger has less space to be bottled up

Sadie : This is ridiculous, give me one example

Jaz : Wasps

Walt : Felix

Zia : Bes

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Zia : Sadie, where have you been? You left your cell phone on your desk, I assumed you were dead.

Sadie : I would clearly be buried with my phone.

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Zia : Once I overheard these two having a fight and it went like this-

[flashback]

Carter : Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!

Sadie : Carter Kane.

[End flashback]

Zia : To this day I still laugh out loud in inappropriate settings because I randomly think about it

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Jaz : I tried to write "I'm a functional teenager" but my phone changed it to "fictional teenager" and I feel like that's more accurate