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Felix : Why? What's wrong with sticky nut juice?
Carter : EVERYTHING! Every. Freaking. Thing.
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Carter : Can you please stop calling peanut butter that?
Felix : Why? What's wrong with sticky nut juice?
Carter : EVERYTHING! Every. Freaking. Thing.
Felix : Can I have a piece of cake from the fridge?
Sadie : What's the rule?
Felix, sighing : No cake before dinner
Sadie : That's Carter's rule. Mine is you have to bring me a slice too
Carter : You shouldn't be using a straw.
Felix : I know it's bad for the environment or whatever.
Carter : No, that's just a weird way to eat spaghetti
Felix : I bought my mattress on eBay a couple of nights back so I had some money to buy a pet
Felix: My back? Stiff
Felix : Carter? Mad
Felix : My penguin? Sick as fuck
Felix, holding a pretzel : Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Carter : No, your jokes are terrible
Felix, clutching his pretzel to his heart : I am....in-salted
Carter : Be the bigger person, Felix.
Felix : Yeah, get really buff and then you can yeet Walt too.
Carter : No-
Walt : *sulking in a corner*
Sadie : What's wrong, Walt?
Walt : No one believes me
Sadie : Oh that's not- *remembers Walt leaving her at the Ruins of Sais*
Sadie : deserved *walk away*
Walt : Do you think that there's a time on the clock that we just haven't seen before? Like 7:23?
Sadie : *screaming incoherently*
Carter : IT'S THREE AM WALT GO BACK TO SLEEP
Jaz : Carter, you're smart. I have a question about outer space.
Carter, points upward : It's up there
Walt : If I die, you can have what little I own.
Carter : Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?
Walt : My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.
Carter :
Carter : *sighs* Let me call your therapist again.
my sarcasm has reached such a level where even i don't know if i'm kidding or not
- sadie
Sadie, in any situation : I girlbossed my way into this, now I gotta girlbossed my way out of this
Amos : How would you like your pancakes?
Carter : Plain.
Sadie : With sprinkles!
Zia : Chocolate chips.
Walt : Chicken.
*Amos,Carter,Sadie and Zia look at Walt*
Walt : What? They're good
Carter : I mean small animals are vicious, their anger has less space to be bottled up
Sadie : This is ridiculous, give me one example
Jaz : Wasps
Walt : Felix
Zia : Bes
Zia : Sadie, where have you been? You left your cell phone on your desk, I assumed you were dead.
Sadie : I would clearly be buried with my phone.
Zia : Once I overheard these two having a fight and it went like this-
[flashback]
Carter : Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!
Sadie : Carter Kane.
[End flashback]
Zia : To this day I still laugh out loud in inappropriate settings because I randomly think about it
Jaz : I tried to write "I'm a functional teenager" but my phone changed it to "fictional teenager" and I feel like that's more accurate