Modern Monsters and Minecraft Men

Heron (or Bird) - Adult - They/them/whatever idc

[heronblu]

An Introduction

Hi!! Hello!!!! Hey!!!! :D

You can call me Heron or Bird (they/them/whatever floats your boat). I doodle and write and all that jazz, but I'm slow and get self-conscious, so don't...expect much from me. Lol.

Uh! I'm big on hermitshipping and occasionally sketch NSFW stuff, so CCs and minors please don't tread here. Thanks. :)

Additionally, this blog will include dark content (there is a tagging system for it below the cut) and interacts with RPF content (although that won't be posted on this blog). Viewer discretion is advised.

OOOOOOKAY, onto the fun stuff!

Current favourite ships - Smalletho, Ranchers, Smalltek, and pretty much every yuri ship this place has to offer. Everyone is yuri, I don't care. The only ship I don't really enjoy is Scarian, at least from a fanon lens, but I might still rb pretty art <3

Blog tagging system is as follows:

#- get reblogged - Self-explanatory! #- <ship/character> - Self-explanatory! #- heronscratch - My art or writing! #- birdcallin' - Random posts! #- the lore - Important stuff! #- heron ya - ("Hearin' ya"....it's bad, ik) Obligatory ask tag? In case I get those? #- horny heron - General suggestive/NSFW content tag; ranges from suggestive to full nudity to actual porn. Beware. #- don't eat me - General dead dove content tag; for a more in-depth dark content tagging system, check the following:

#- character death - Right there on the tin. #- dubcon / #- noncon - Dubious consent and non consensual respectively. May extend to nonsexual content (I.e human experimentation). #- gore - Blood/injury/etc. in both sexual or nonsexual contexts. More TBA. . .

I'll add to this later lol this is rushed as fuck

[heronblu]

GOD tagging people you don't know is embarrassing

[heronblu]

@grianhole's icon but painted because I thought it would be fun idk

Free to use ig?? I dunno bro

[heronblu]

I only remember this blog exists when I'm too paranoid to do something with my main oops

[heronblu]

Hey man what even is a smallish bean? (Somewhat suggestive below cut)

I'm allergic to references, probably

Joel design somewhat ib the lovely @/tiredfoxtf; tiger Joel my beloved

[tiredfoxtf]

Oh boy. Someone mentioned omegaverse. I will need to remind myself later to do something with the Thought I had just now about omega Tango + Joel and their (submissive, let's be real) alpha Jimmy...

I'm normal, send ask.

I have to pretend I have not thought about it one bit. And I have to pretend that I haven't heard about omegas smalltek with alpha Etho too. And I have to pretend I haven't thought about omegas Tango, Joel and Grian spending their heats together (something I even drawn and I have to pretend that it doesn't exist).

I have to pretend that I am sooooo normal and omegaverse is not on my mind practically everyday, because this is so embarrassing.

[heronblu]

UUUUUGHHHMYGOD DON'T TEMPT ME INTO DOING MORE??? Unofficial Life Series where it's just Third Life but everyone's hormones are amplified and they have to navigate newfound pack dynamics whilst also trying to kill each other and win the whole thing??? Peak trope, and it's on my mind ALWAYS.

I'm a big fan of fantasy biology and psychology and would absolutely love to explore it with this concept someday. Stuff like a group of omegas naturally submitting to the unanimously agreed upon "most dominant" or a pair of alphas bickering over who gets to boss around their token beta. Yeah. YEAH.

Fun stuff lol.

[dear-ao3]

[funkily]

rpf

[funkily]

i endorse this too

[autismking]

yurimaxxing 😭

[floweroflaurelin]

It’s why we’re a good duo, because I like stabbing—and she likes being stabbed.

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ummmm I saw the clip of gem saying that and had to get this out of my system between working on comms….. I love you toxic yuri

[tiredfoxtf]

I got a bit carried away. Anyway finally done that colour palette based art that I asked for like a week ago. I wish I could say that I immediately knew what I wanted to draw for this one, but I actually didn't, I improvised hard. Which ended up creating a story in my head. Original colour palette is down below under the cut.

[heronblu]

"I miss digital painting" <- Guy who Hates Rendering

[tiredfoxtf]

Alex, I'm dunking you in barbecue sauce and (gently) chewing on you rn...your brain is SO BIG.

Smalltek who keep running into each other during their crime sprees. Smalltek who fight over who has to leave at first but eventually realize that working together and splitting the profits works better. Smalltek who are riding the high of several successful heists............

...........Until one of them gets caught, and the other is none the wiser.

At first, it's just confusing. Where's The Other Guy that I'm supposed to be causing a ruckus with? Maybe he just didn't wanna hit this particular location? But no, it doesn't make sense for that to keep happening. Because it does. It keeps happening. Over and over, the remaining fool has to keep doing things solo. Seriously, where is his partner in crime?

Eventually, perhaps, he comes to an unsavoury conclusion: he has been abandoned, and the other isn't coming back.

~ Bird

My brain isn't really big, but yours is, like holy shit. Gah, just the angst of one of them feeling betrayed and abandoned and at the same time very angry at the other and at themselves for trusting or believing the other had felt something for them too. All the while the other couldn’t do anything and they are losing their mind because "they are out there alone and I can't do anything". I'm feeling really emotional about them and this.

[tiredfoxtf]

Oughhhh okay lemme finish my Smalltek yuri sketch and then I'll make the blog.....

~ Bird

Yay clapping and cheering!!

[heronblu]

They are yuri to me...