sometimes the slow burn is so slow that the first kiss doesn’t happen until you’re 259,395 words in
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sometimes the slow burn is so slow that the first kiss doesn’t happen until you’re 259,395 words in
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Anyways right column was the same panel as the on-stage straddling (and the tuck) and the “have I told you yet today that I love you” and the O.O Jensen and after it finished those two went out back and took THIS selfie
with their hair tangled and I want to be freed from this universe once and for all
“Yeehaw fuck the law”
Seen in Portland, Oregon
okay now with this new development we have two exciting new prospects that will drive me equally insane: 1. the cw is doubling down and holding actor misha collins at gunpoint because they know we trust him or 2. some random latin american person is such a destiel shipper that they are probably going to lose their jobs just to give gays their rights. like those are the options. when i say this is the best fandom drama i have EVER witnessed
this is the plot of 5x03
time to rewatch diamond of the day and appreciate how bbc merlin managed to make a gayer finale than spn despite its non-canon gay couple.
Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead
Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement
he’s right
My Mother’s Garden
The garden lasted a few months. Then, an agent of the town’s housing authority found out about it and told my mother it was against the rules. “But no one’s using the land,” I remember her arguing. “The kids in the neighborhood play there.” The response was clear: Get rid of the garden or be evicted. Here was another one of those impossible choices of poverty. This was what my classmates would never understand, as they earnestly debated welfare fraud and the grasping desperation of the undeserving poor.
My mother stopped tending the garden and the next weekend a maintenance worker came and poured something onto the soil that made all the plants die and turned the grass brown.
“Next is what I’m assuming is baby yoda.”
Target is a mobile satellite launch platform, the Lemurian Star. They were sending up their last payload when pirates took them, 93 minutes ago.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. APPARENTLY TUMBLR JUST CRASHED BECAUSE THE SPANISH VERSION OF SUPERNATURAL REVEALED THAT DEAN ORIGINALLY SAID “I LOVE YOU” BACK TO CAS AND THEY CENSORED IT IN THE AMERICAN VERSION??
“Oh, I’ve missed that sound.”
The Doctor Who Festive Special, ‘Revolution of the Daleks’, coming soon to @bbcamerica.
Is Destiel Canon Yet?
11/25/20: Si.
How many people can say they have played rugby with a Beluga whale? 🐳 🏉
I’m putting this back on my radar. I want this life
I believe this is Hvaldimir, who, get this, is believed to be a defected Russian spy. Literally.
He showed up in Norway in April 2019 wearing a camera harness labeled “equipment of St. Petersburg”, has tried pulling ropes on boats, is obviously very familiar with people and prefers to hang with people. While we know Russia has marine mammal government programs (the US does too, but it’s bottlenose dolphins and California sea lions), the extent of their programs is not declassified like the US Navy’s are.
He likes to play fetch and be scratched around the blowhole.
He has taken a diver’s knife out of the scabbard, played with underwater drones, stolen a go pro from a kayaker, and other mischief. Notably, it has been said by the Murmansk Marine Biology Institute, who may have been who trained Hvaldimir, that seals are better equipped to be polar military animals, as they have high professionalism that belugas lack.
Anyhow, enjoy Hvaldimir (the name combines the Norwegian word for whale, Hval, with Vladimir, as in Putin), the defected Russian spy whale.
seals are better equipped to be polar military animals, as they have high professionalism that belugas lack.