The Hero of Luxville!

Ya, you've heard of Wario? Well I beat 'em! That makes me a hero! (Follows from honey-and-berries-pmd)

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The fat garlic man, Wario, grumbled, “Do we really need to do this-a thing?  This is so lame….”

Meloetta squeaked, “N-Now now…we need to get word about the blog out s-somehow, right?  S-So we need this promo!”

Papyrus poses, “I AGREE!  WE MUST SPREAD THE MESSAGE HITHER AND YON SO THAT ALL MAY KNOW PAPYRUS!”

Beppi the clown suddenly pops out of nowhere, “HOWDY-HEY FOLKS!  You lookin’ for a blog packed up with total dorks, dinguses, goobers and fun?  Look no further than the Den of Dorks (patent pending)!  Whether ya wanna ‘poke a mon’ with folks like Meloetta here, or have a look at Wario’s wares, or hey!  You could even hang with me!  I’m down to clown!  You got these options and many more available fer your entertainment!  All ya need to do is just come on down and say ‘Hey!’”

Wario raises a brow, “….you-a really ARE a dork!”

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Company Girls(2) [WarioWare Gold] — Ashley — Company Girls(1) DeviantART - Twitter

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gamesandgarlic‌:

The fat garlic muncher made his way to the door, yelling behind him.

“YEAH!  I KNOW A GOOD PLACE YA CAN STICK THAT TICKET, YA SIREN-BLARIN’ BUM!”

He grumbles.  Dumb cops on his case again.  Whatever, he was used to it.  He just wanted to get home and take a rage nap!

He approached the familiar highly decorated door of his house and grabbed the knob.

“Wait…something’s different….”

He looked at everything…the poster, the decorations.  Did….Did Lulu make this?

“Weh?”

He was taken off guard.  He never celebrated Father’s Day…never had a reason.  But now this was happening…it was all so new.

He snatches the card and pops it open.

The first thing that any sane person would notice was that there was a gift of money in the card. Not too much, but enough for maybe a game or two. Then he would notice the letter written in pencil (with a few eraser marks to explain why she did it in pencil).

“Dear Wario, Kinda weird to be celebrating Father’s Day, but I saw alot of stuff about it when I was helping around town and I figured you deserved something totally AWESOME! Thank you for putting some trust in me as I put my trust in you, living with you and being a part of your family is quite an honor. Here’s a small gift of coins I was able to find, I couldn’t think of what the best gift would be for you so you can decide. Happy Father’s Day! Your daughter Lulu”

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@gamesandgarlic gets a Father’s Day Gift!

Lulu had been preparing it all day so that it could be perfect! She was scouring the city for paint, flowers, and poster paper, all while fighting crime (there had to be some way to fund this project. A giant poster was now on the nose of Wario’s house with different messages varying from the normal “Happy Father’s Day” to challenges such as “You think your dad is awesomer? Well mines a superhero so you’re wrong”. It was decorated with flowers as a border and she pinned a card to the door. And now Lulu waited for her special guest to notice, sitting on the couch, trying her best to contain her excitement.

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bowserjrandfriends‌:

“Awright! Cool! Let’s get going then!” Junior said, feeling happy to have made a friend and also to have now a guide through the city. At least, he felt more confident of where he was going to. “How about we go to the amusement park first?” he said.

“I’ll lead you there then!” She nodded and started walking down the street. “So are you here with family? Meeting with friends? What brings ya to Diamond City specifically?” Lulu decided to make idle conversation as she walked, leading the koopa prince.

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bowserjrandfriends‌:

Junior merely giggled. He was just saying because somehow she looked a bit funny to him. But it wasn’t like he was insulting her. It was just something curious for him.

“Pipes are the common way to move through my world! They’re very easy to use! I could teach you!” the tyke suggested.

“Oh! An amusement park? That sounds like a fun! I love those places! Also the Club Sugar sounds like fun too!” he added, interested in both places.

“Hey, I’ll hold ya to it the next time we meet!” She could become an international superhero with that kind of transportation! How cool would that be?

“As an on-duty hero, I’ll show you the way to both places. They’re thankfully in the same direction from here. You can decide halfway where ya wanna go!”

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bowserjrandfriends‌:

“Heheh, you’re funny!” Junior said, giggling a bit. “That’s nice! He’s not as bad as he seems… or so I think…” the koopa tyke replied. 

“I’m sightseeing. I’m new around. I actually just arrived from a pipe…” he explained. “Is there something fun to do around here?” he asked.

Funny? She didn’t really think that she was funny when telling this story. She decided not to address it. 

“A pipe? Interesting transportation!” She had never been in a warp pipe before but had heard of its existence. She personally prefers balloons. “There’s an amusement park here, Club Sugar if you’re a dance person, and other awesome places!”

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bowserjrandfriends‌:

“Whoah! Heheh nothing weird with what he did! He tends to be like that!” Junior said, giggling at her story. 

“That’s cool! So you beat him for stealing? Interesting!” the tyke said, finding this all amusing.

“I may not look it, but I’m pretty tough! Like a hero needs to be!” She smiled.

“And now I live here! My relationship with Wario has been better.” She’d reveal more to him later. If they crossed paths or proved to be cool and trustworthy. “You lookin’ for anything specific here? Or just figured you’d sightsee?”

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bowserjrandfriends‌:

“Well, he’s usually invited around at our parties and competitions! We have played lots of sports together aswell as participated at the Olympics and other stuff like that!” the young prince explained.

“How did you know him?” he asked curiously.

Lulu couldn’t help but laugh for a moment. Wario in the Olympics?! Did he cheat his way in or something? Anyway, the question at hand. Should she ruin his ‘street-cred’ immediately? Maybe not yet.

“Well I beat ‘em! He stole somethin’ from my hometown, and I fought him and won! Which makes ME stronger than Wario!” She said with pride.

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bowserjrandfriends‌:

“Yeah! A prince!” Junior said to then giggle proudly. “Diamond City? Oh! Isn’t this the home of Wario? I mean, I remember him mentioning that place before!” the koopa prince said, quickly catching the name.

Another visitor that knows Wario! Should she reveal the news? Nah, maybe figure out what he thinks of the biker before saying any shocking news.

“This is that Diamond City! Wario lives here when he’s not adventurin’ and has a videogame company her too!” She answered. “How d’ya know him?”

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bowserjrandfriends‌:

“Oh, I was just curious since I’m visiting… I came here from a far away kingdom!” Junior explained. “Oh! Lulu? Luxeville? That sounds cool! I’m Bowser Jr.! Prince of the Koopas! Heir to the throne of the Koopa Kingdom! Call me Junior for short!” he said, smiling happily.

Oh, a prince! He says it with such official-ness that she didn’t even look shocked. Until it hit her that is.

“A PRINCE?!” This is like a hero’s dream, right?! But he’s just visiting Lulu, calm down. You don’t need to save him yet. “Ahem, I mean, that’s a cool job. Welcome to Diamond City!” Play it cool Lulu.

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*Peeks* "Who are you?" Junior asked curiously while looking at her.

This was not the WEIRDEST creature she’s seen. Diamond City has many crazy creatures of its own, but this one is looking at her like SHE’S the weird thing here!“Who am I? I’m Lulu! The Hero of Luxeville!” She said with pride. Heroing always felt so good!“What’s up? D’ya need somethin’?”

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☕️ Ruffington

“THE GOODEST BOY IN THE WHOLE STINKIN’ WORLD!” She blurts out. “He’s loyal and follows me around on my adventures, gives the best doggy hugs and is SUCH a good boy! I love him!!”

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Design A Dragon Based On Your Muse

Tagged By:@witchofdiamondcity​

Tagging: Anyone who wants to do this!

Hey, look its a dragon!

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gamesandgarlic‌:

“As if YOU have one?”

“Got me there...” She mumbled.

“So what’s your plan now? Can I come with?” She decided to ask, doing her hero’ing. If she had a sidekick partner, it’d be a lot more relaxing and fun to do!

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((Gamesandgarlic)) ☕️ Wario

“He’s greedy and lazy and I need to stop him from doing things that can be considered bad.” She said matter-of-factly.

“But past that...”

“He cares a lot for his friends and family! He’s surprisingly loyal, and he’s a cool dude when he wants to be. He’s m’dad so I gotta appreciate him SOMEWHAT. Soon enough we’ll be fightin’ crime together!” She cheered.

“I have yet to meet his ‘princess girlfriend’ yet though, I’m startin’ to think he made her up!”

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☕️ Ashley

“What a cool person! She’s practically the superest superhero in all of Diamond City! I need to recruit her to be my superhero friend! Maybe she can teach me some spells so I can shoot lasers outta my eyes!” She cheered.