Average Friendly Nerd

Gamer trashling who spends too much of their time replaying games. My ask box is always open ✌

[keybladesoras]

Joker (2019)

[sophaea]

[sassafrasjungle]

#the poison#the poison for kuzco#the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco#kuzco’s poison#that poison

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[dailytwitterposts]

[yizere]

[husbandcinnamon]

me too gurl

[memewhore]

[justiceleague]

— Arthur Fleck in Joker (2019)

[notkatniss]

he really shouldve immediately died for this 

[blu-iv]

All the ghost in the house when she said this

[valtsv]

me trying not to make impulse purchases when i’m sad

[zenmade]

‘  but  you.  what  do  you  really  want  ?  ’  I  DON’T  WANT  ANYTHING.  I  AM  A  MACHINE  —  elijah  kamski  &  rk-800   |  connor  in  ch.  meet  kamski

[spiritontherun-deactivated20210]

Character development

[repmet]

CONTROL MARKUS X | O CONTROL CONNOR

[bonesbuckleup]

My favorite thing about Cheddar the dog is that either Holt or Kevin named him Cheddar and I honestly don’t know which option is funnier.

[roachpatrol]

third, equally funny option: his name was already cheddar when they adopted him. both of them think it’s an absurd goddamn name but neither of them know you can just change an animal’s name if you don’t like it. no one ever told them and they’re both much too proper to even conceptualize this notion on their own. the dog was named cheddar and that’s very unfortunate but cheddar he will remain. 

[angelsarenamederika]

fourth, they were aware you could change an adopted animals name but let it remain Cheddar out of respect for his ‘birth’ parents

[unrealcosima]

Fifth, they named it after the historic village of Cheddar, Somerset in England, unaware people will associate it more with the type of cheese

[dancinbutterfly]

Sixth, they named him after the hard cheese from Cheedar in Somerset, England due the fact there are both orange and off-white types which parallels their pet’s coloring and Kevin and Raymond both appreciate the nobility of a product which is a cornerstone of a multibillion dollar cheese industry and has a history going back to the 12th century and furthermore

[jetzv]

Seventh, Cheddar is the only type of cheese that they both love.

[dancinbutterfly]

Eighth. Cheddar was Kevin’s mother dog, she chose the name and Kevin, dutiful son that he is, took him off her hands when she developed an allergy to dog dander at 78. Can you imagine? What unbridled weakness, and at her age. You see, Santiago, this why early exposure to allergens of all types is crucial for healthy antibody development and why I made a point to have as many encounters with low-level toxins as possible before my immune system was finished developing. You know, now that you and Peralta are discussing reproducing, you should really consider

[aleksanderro2]

This entire thread reads exactly like a conversation that would happen at the precinct before being interrupted by captain holt

[brattylikestoeat]

The “ I vaguely remember these from my childhood but also maybe I just imagined it” foods.

[mercifulangel]

this is missing the holy grail

[skyakafreckles]

He surely doesn’t

[txztxz-deactivated20200602]

Fort worth, Texas 2017

[hex-objekt]

Direct Action in front of the Panda Express

[jaded-not-tragic-mulatta]

I heard Hank Hill’s voice while reading that.

[kidlazer]

florida dad ur doing great sweetie 

k;sdl;ksdlsdk fuck it up!!!

[lolbiit]

BEAT👏ALL👏PEDOPHILES👏

[oppa-homeless-style]

[regtvcritic]

When you first meet vs When you’re comfortable around each other.