HerpsMcD1rt

[unflaggingfervor]

[herpsmcd1rt]

I’m so jonesin’ for that t.a.b.

[theehorsepusssy]

[herpsmcd1rt]

[oviids]

i’m screaming Xena caused the Ides of March

[caparrucia]

God FORBID women do anything!

[occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey]

girl he is BOTCHED and that foundation is pissing me off

[modogoblin]

his georgesantification

[newblvotg]

[girlmostlikely]

Already messed up. 2024 will be my year fr

[mushroomcaphat]

whenever i see people posting like "i jerk off sooo much... sometimes i masturbate multiple times a week... sometimes even every day -_-" it makes me want to scream, not at them just like in general. that is well within the range of normal you have been lied to by a boatload of stigma around sexual desire and arousal and especially jerking off. as long as you are taking care of your other responsibilities and your body and your relationships it is okay to get off when you are horny and in an appropriate setting 👍

[mushroomcaphat]

forgot to mention that is it also okay to jerk off when you are bored or have a headache/cramps or just want to. it's cool 👍

[cherryblush916]

You can also jerk off wherever and whenever you want as long as you say sorry

[herpsmcd1rt]

Especially on bunk beds.

[nayohme]

scientists are blowing up rats and shit in a lab trying to figure out how to make an even more refreshing mint, and they’re starting to get there

[txttletale]

scott adams is an all-time great poster. logs on tells you to kill your son and finger your dad and logs off to write blog posts about sexual hypnosis and donald trumps secret mkultra mind tricks. something about writing dilbert and selling burritos that make you shit yourself turned his brain into a scary goo

[txttletale]

why did he say this

[bigwordsandsharpedges2]

commitment to the bit

[huffylemon]

[powerburial]

what am I supposed to do in a club. I go in them often but never know what to do, it ends up being extremely confusing. What do people do in them??

you may not have the clubber's temperament. perhaps your place is on the battlefield

[girard]

happy new years eve i wish i were them right now actually

[geeksquadgangbang]

[calellon]

i have so much nut to give

[hollowtones]

They’re putting all kinds of stuff in a sandwich recently. 

Check it out when you have the chance.

[ripempezardexerox]

[moviesludge]

life finds a way