Oh hai!

I didnt c u thar

[allteenhumor]

I liked the Harry Potter books and movies but...

I just feel like the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.

[aaronexplainsitall]

[the crowd boos] 

Someone in the back: GET OFF THE STAGE 

[pochowek]

Me: Man I wish you could massage my prostate :/ Monkey paw deep within my ass: (curls finger)

[tinycatpistol-deactivated202105]

i took actual IRL damage from reading this post

[deathclavv-deactivated20180803]

the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast? :(

belle, local furry:

[studthismuffin]

Local furry

[hydro-homies]

Well at least they replied

[parkchanwoohoo]

J.K. Rowling why do you do this to yourself and more importantly to others

[parkchanwoohoo]

PLEASE QUIT THIS SHIT, JOWLING KOWLING ROWLING!! STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS!!

[parkchanwoohoo]

[catchymemes]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvSEeQWJfeT/

[pickledgayswithadashofsalt]

Why did I laugh this hard.

[distinguishedbaloney]

[lubricates]

need this!

[bakedlilbae]

[triplesixyz-deactivated20200529]

+my dogs

[unclefather]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[itchy-blankets]

when he asks if youre ready for anal after deepthroating him

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

When he goes in too fast:

[paramorefan061]

what in gods na……IS THAT FUCKING LUDICOLO??

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

No, it’s me when he goes in too fast.

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

1 reblog = 1 kiss for 1 good boy

[netherstray]

ONE HUNDRED TWELVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHT KISSES FOR GOOD BOY

[taemint67-deactivated20190611]

You might wanna check the notes again my dude lol

[evilrashida]

[andrewlloydwebber]

some woman on the street below just hit an operatic high c and then screamed “i’ll fucking kick your ass”

[syd-the-avenger]

That was the wardrobe from Beauty and the Beast

[andrewlloydwebber]

hey syd-the-avenger, this post has over 50 thousand notes. people have added on that the woman on the street below was brendon urie, christine daae, kristin chenoweth, roger taylor, starkid, “literally me”, and “literally you”. and this is the only valid addition. 

[specialbored]

Sign fell.

[aegeanairways-deactivated202104]

Me, letting my true self out:

[theenlightenmentofsisyphus]

Me when I reach the black out stage of the night