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RULES (PLEASE READ) indie klavier gavin. written by meru

[ooc-charming-david]

SEND ME A SHIP and I’ll tell you:

[astranxmica]

ooc-charming-david:

Who said “I love you” first

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror

Who buys the other cheesy gifts

Who initiated the first kiss

Who kisses the other awake in the morning

Who starts tickle fights

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch

Who was nervous and shy on the first date

Who kills/takes out the spiders

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk

[inmywhipitrust]

herrprosecutor:

“Looks good on your helping-people record, ja?”

“… Consider me not ruining your supossedly cute face as some benevolent enough act in my record.”

[herrprosecutor-blog]

“You think I’m cute?”

[rpmemefairy]

send 💪 to touch my muse’s muscles!

[aceattorneyroleplaydirectory]

roll call~

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Current characters already on the list can be found here!

[herrprosecutor-blog]

{ hi I’m really handsome I think }

[crinosgf]

[private]

[crinosgf]

herrprosecutor:

[[ Conversation with: Seloo ]]

> well hello there miss

> omg you wanna talk about stealing; someone in my district decided to STEAL someone else’s fucking life

> chief came into my office this morning saying a woman was found in a motel room (door unlocked) with her throat and wrists slashed. as if that wasn’t enough, the fucker left 6 bullet holes in the room with her: four in her chest and two in the far wall

> the only statement we have right now is from the a janitor. she saw the door open and peeked inside… the poor woman…

> i’m still standing outside the motel room. i wanted to talk to the janitor more but she’s still sitting in the ambulance with a shock blanket.

[text]: Ah… you still deal with murder cases? :( I’m so sorry for the lady

[text]: Do you want me to come help? Maybe my sense of smell can come in handy

[herrprosecutor-blog]

> i mean... idk how ok the chief would be with that idea

> i know he’d probably say something like “is she a professional? can we provide any sort of proof that she’s a professional?” or something to that tune

> of course, maybe if we demonstrated just how good you are, maybe he’ll be more open to it.

> so yeah, i’d say it’s worth a shot!

[crinosgf]

[private]

@herrprosecutor

[text]: hey [text]: hey  [text]: heyyyyy [text]: dude we haven’t met in ages :’( [text]: do i have to kidnap you on stage [text]: that’s it that’s my new hobby: stealing prosecutors

[herrprosecutor-blog]

[[ Conversation with: Seloo ]]

> well hello there miss

> omg you wanna talk about stealing; someone in my district decided to STEAL someone else’s fucking life

> chief came into my office this morning saying a woman was found in a motel room (door unlocked) with her throat and wrists slashed. as if that wasn’t enough, the fucker left 6 bullet holes in the room with her: four in her chest and two in the far wall

> the only statement we have right now is from the a janitor. she saw the door open and peeked inside... the poor woman...

> i’m still standing outside the motel room. i wanted to talk to the janitor more but she’s still sitting in the ambulance with a shock blanket.

[herrprosecutor-blog]

@dxspereaux

“Why hello there, schatzi.”

“I don’t believe we’ve met. To whom do I owe the pleasure?”

[dxsole]

A cute guy. Calling her…something probably cute in a different language. “I’m Didi– Are you a model?!”

[herrprosecutor-blog]

“You flatter me, fräulein.”

“No, I am not a model. I’m a prosecutor, actually. My name is Klavier.”

[oftophats]

home is where the puzzles are

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ABOUT | RULES | ASK

[herrprosecutor-blog]

Hanukkah means no shitposting after sunset

{ It’s a good thing I don’t celebrate Hanukkah. }

[herrprosecutor-blog]

@inmywhipitrust

“Ah, just the woman I wanted to see.”

“I’ve been looking around the building for the Chief for about fifteen minutes now, but no dice. I need someone with a key to the archive room.”

“You wouldn’t happen to have one, would you, Fräulein von Karma?”

[inmywhipitrust]

Don’t you love when someone needs something from you?

“I might.”

Franziska von Karma did.

“But why would I hand it to you so carelessly? What’s in for me anyway?”

[herrprosecutor-blog]

“Looks good on your helping-people record, ja?”

[herrprosecutor-blog]

@notapollogizing

“Long time no see, Herr Forehead.”

“Still cleaning toilets back at the ol’ home-away-from-home?”

[herrprosecutor-blog]

@dxspereaux

“Why hello there, schatzi.”

“I don’t believe we’ve met. To whom do I owe the pleasure?”

[herrprosecutor-blog]

@inmywhipitrust

“Ah, just the woman I wanted to see.”

“I’ve been looking around the building for the Chief for about fifteen minutes now, but no dice. I need someone with a key to the archive room.”

“You wouldn’t happen to have one, would you, Fräulein von Karma?”

[herrprosecutor-blog]

{ like this post for a starter maybe? }

[objection-edgeworth]

@ capcom

I need Klavier Gavin Investigations

Give it to me

[mangotcha]

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