Person: So yesterday my parents made me take out the trash--
Me: Because you are garbage.
Person: .___.
Me: Yeah. They had you take yourself out.
Me: Because you're that lonely.
Me: Ha. Ha ha. Ha.
Person: .__________.
Me: I'm lonely.
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Person: So yesterday my parents made me take out the trash--
Me: Because you are garbage.
Person: .___.
Me: Yeah. They had you take yourself out.
Me: Because you're that lonely.
Me: Ha. Ha ha. Ha.
Person: .__________.
Me: I'm lonely.
... When a tall person looks at you, and says something kinda derogatory... Look at them will all the dignity and maturity you can muster, and say, 'BITE MY BIG TOE.'"
Vic Mignogna
Just tap his tiny crotch.
Mom: Aren't you too old for those cartoons of yours?
Me:.....
Mom:.....
Me: StAHp.
A Poem.
Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Holy shit--
There’s blood everywhere.
Cri. :’(