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I live comfortably in my home, which is located directly in my town. I have two parents, two hands, two eyes, and two autographed copies of the Phantom Tollbooth. I eat, sleep, and breathe for a living, although I learned a little bit about a great deal of things in my education. My religion is simple - I believe exactly what I think you want me to believe in, although not as devoutly as I wish you thought I cared enough to pretend to believe as dedicated as I think you had hoped I would be. My favorite food is a good book - it helps my digestion! (har har) My favorite movie is the one that will flash before my eyes the moment I die. Or possibly Cloud Atlas. My favorite color is green, although my Tumblr-TARDIS is blue. I am inspired most by people you haven’t heard of, but I’m definitely not a hipster. I told you about stairs, and I reblog whatever the fuck I want.

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I've made a new personal blog essentially continuing what I've done here. Please follow it if you like my blog, as I won't be posting here anymore!

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Comic #3 for International Working Women’s Day.

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International Working Women’s Day was started by the Socialist Party of America to commemorate a wave of spontaneous strikes by first- and second-generation Jewish, Russian, and Italian immigrant teenage girls (as in like, they were 16 years old) in the textile mills of New York City. This was the “Uprising of 20,000” and was one of the most infectious displays of labor militancy in the 20th century. A couple years later Clara Zeitkin, a German Marxist who would be arrested several times for helping to incite the 1919 communist revolution in Germany, brought it to the floor of the Second International and the first Women’s Day celebrations in Europe were held by communist parties and communist women.

This isn’t even like “oh yeah well maybe it kinda had the phrase ‘working women’ in there originally.” It was started by socialists to commemorate daring strike actions led by newly-immigrated teenage girls and then formalized by the international communist movement. Fuck the UN’s tepid IWD celebrations.

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me in ten years sipping a glass of cabernet sauvignon and stroking my blonde husband's hair while reading my old blog posts on my computerized coffee table and sitting on my humane leather couch: oh marshall, look at how foolish i was as a child. it's really too embarrassing dear, don't look. whatever could i have been thinking?

marshall anderson cheveringsley-gore: well dear, we were all "sjws" back then, weren't we

[BOTH LAUGH.]

me: oh goodness, look at the time on our hypoallergenic floral clock. do be a dear marshall and pick up ethylene hyphasia from her traditional greek lyre lessons, it's almost time for her psychodentistry appointment and she has been so petulant lately. two is a terrible age.

marshall [straightening his hand-embroidered silk cravat]: shall i pick up another carafe of calcium-fortified quinoa juice while i'm at it, darling?

me [steadily pouring the bottle of cabernet onto the white ivory floor]: that would be so good of you, marshall

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Things my ex boyfriend texts me

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"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

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this is an important site

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[bumbleshark]

the gay agenda

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bad webcomics are now banned

say goodbye to your precious homestuck >:)

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The power of Cosplay

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wow

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before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

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anxiety: everything ur doing is wrong and everyone who sees you instantly dislikes you

me, a reasonable human being: thats ridiculous and doesnt make any sense and i know this is my anxiety talking

me: and yet

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water is wet

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my university has these toilets and they’re honestly ridiculous

"what is your gender?" “Top hats”

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*walks up to these toilets in a bowler hat and red lipstick*

*panics*

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both of these toilets are for liza minnelli and no one else

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