It's All Okay.

professional wine mom (23)

[witch-of-agnesi]

[witch-of-agnesi]

[ghostlymoonmoth-deactivated2023]

[fearpact]

he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice!

he’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice!

[damianmcgintleman]

🎶 Santa Claus is callin’ you out 🎶

[claricetudor-old]

ig: claricetheillustrator

[louises-belcher]

sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top

[otterbf-deactivated20180205]

oooo its the fuckin wizard

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[lacapitaine-deactivated20120131]

[terriamon]

[skajador]

[sandandglass]

[sharkshavebeenknowntosneeze]

This show holds up. Ironically Sabrina is the least interesting part of the show for me now.

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

me pushing forward with my life even though i didn’t plan to live past the age of 21

[thewhitehairedwitchgirl]

Me: I want to write a thing

Friends: So write it

Me:

[swqadie]

Every one: You have to make time for yourself! me: *stays up until 1 am every night crying* Me time 😍💆

[toastbutteregg]

Cop: Have you been drinking?

Me: I been drankin'

Cop: Surfbort

Me: Surfbort

[thebootydiaries]

someone: are you okay?

me: :)

someone: is that a yes?

me: :)

[megurashkarchived]

i am so gentle and kind hearted

[megurashkarchived]

and stupid

[acoolguy]

he’s licking his lips…

he’s checking it twice…

[the-pesci-mode]

Five minutes left, on his microwave rice

[tradgothwillbyers]

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

[parttimepup]

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/

[dogs4ge]

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[loveamongthesailors]

anybody wanna be friends with detriments? its like friends with benefits but instead of having sex i just do annoying shit like showing up at your house and smoking a joint in the bathroom when you really need to piss and trying to get you involved in multi level marketing schemes