🎃🦇welcome to the 9th circle of hell🦇🎃

try to enjoy your stay :) @wordyyu makes me go uwu because of how much I love him

[skeletortilla]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

you know what day it is

[star-scribbling]

happy first fingers in his ass sunday of 2019

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

This is the first fingers in his ass Sunday I’ve seen since the start of quarantine

[fishiest-fish]

Fingers in his ass sunday has return to tumblr. Nature is healing. Maybe we were the virus all along

[versegm]

Speaking of fate route quotes

Same energy

[number1mongrel]

you know we talk about type-moon fans who wanted nasu’s story but not the h-scenes but we never talk about it the other way like imagine being an eroge player in 2004 and you’re like “oh boy i can’t wait to have sex with two hot mages and female king arthur” and then you spend the next roughly 75 hours in one man’s tolkien-level lore mammoth of a story with the worst sex scenes ever put to cd-rom

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

ohhh my god i need enrichment soooo baddddd....... someone PLEASE throw something strange and new into my enclosure!!!!!

[miniangel]

me

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

"Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!"

- the alien from Alien (1979)

[lesbian-toddhoward]

she never said this. stop spreading misinformation.

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

She was thinking it though.

[penguin-and-kiwi]

Is she comfy like that?...

[mostlycatsmostly]

🍤

[chaofruity]

hey everyone try this

Shut up

[1-800-fuckyou]

[chaofruity]

[1-800-fuckyou]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[theriu]

IT IS VITALLY IMPORTANT THAT YOU UNMUTE!!!!

[metalgearsolid2]

[glazecake]

[forbiddencronch]

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

[gaystation-4]

[lopsided-whiskey-grin]

[garmonbozine-deactivated2021100]

Harvard researchers discover new ways for you to sound like a psychopath weirdo who nobody wants to talk to

[megamycete]

[cargopantsman]

Tell me Will

[luckydreaming]

Don’t post your negativity on a positive post.

[mancomics]

Electrons

[luckydreaming]

I should kick your ass. 

[sunlight-wizard]

[ampervadasz]

[snuv]

manic monday

[rslashrats]

hell on earth

[ratfuck]

Violence

[peridot-log-entries]

^ their names

[lycanthropiclesbian-deactivated]

obsessed with this post they won’t leave my mind’s eye

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[destructozoid]

[iwouldservehim]

I DID NOT FUCKKNG EXPECT-

[versegm]

also @ non-fate followers: the tl;dr of the fate franchise is that it’s a world where you can summon various historical and/or mythological figures to fight. Usually this happens during “holy grail wars,” aka battle royals between mages where the last pair standing (mage + histomythical figure) each gets one wish to come true.

this leads to various fun takes such as “King Arthur was a woman who feels intense guilt over failing her kingdom and wishes to find a better king for britain” or “vlad the impaler was not a vampire, but so many people believe it nowadays that when he gets summoned it’s as a vampire and he fucking hates it.”

As well as pretty neat character interactions like “King Arthur (leader of the wild hunt edition) and Florence Nightingale are married lesbians” or “Billy the Kid and Miyamoto Musashi aggressively flirt by threatening to murder each other”