Welcome to the revived Hetalia Kink Meme! This will be hosted both on Tumblr and on Archiveofourown as a prompt meme challenge. I noticed that trying to only host on Tumblr led to some issues, and a lot of people don't know how to use Dreamwidth nowadays so attempting to host it there doesn't work anymore either.
Now, the Hetalia fandom isn't as big as it once was, but I'm still hoping that we manage to get some participation going.
Please note that this is NOT affiliated with the original Hetalia Kink Meme on Dreamwidth or its corresponding collection on ao3. Their collection is named Hetalia Kink Meme(heta_kink). Ours is HetaliaKinkMeme(Hetalia_Kinkmeme).
Now, here's a quick FAQ and list of rules:
What's a prompt meme?
It's a place where you can suggest things you want to see written in your fandom, or write people's requests if you happen to see one that strikes your fancy! As a requester, click on "prompt form" and fill out the form. The fields with a * next to them are required fields, but you may choose whether to leave the other fields blank or fill them out.
Required fields: Characters(at least 1), Description(Describe what you want and don't want). That's it!
As a writer, you may click "claim" on somebody's prompt to announce your intention to write it.
But OP!! I thought prompts aren't allowed on ao3!!
You're correct. Usually. Many people don't know that there is actually a special collection challenge type on ao3 that is designed for hosting prompt memes just like this one! There is a separate section for prompts where you can upload prompts/requests. Here's a link to ao3's prompt meme FAQ:
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
How many prompts can we request?
I made the limit 15 per account. I think this is more than enough. Of course I can't stop you from requesting from multiple accounts but come on man... (If you want to add another prompt that badly you could also delete one of your old prompts.)
How long should our fills be?
I am unlikely to enforce any minimum, but I personally recommend at least 400 words.
Can I write a fic for a prompt that someone has already claimed?
Yes! Multiple fills per prompt are allowed. Two cakes and all that.
Are requests anonymous? What if I want to de-anon a request?
Requests are anonymous by default, but you may de-anon by unchecking the "semi-anonymous prompt" box at the end of your prompt form.
Are the collection works anonymous? What if I want to de-anon the fic I wrote?
COLLECTION WORKS ARE NOT ANONYMOUS BY DEFAULT. When uploading a fic to fulfill a prompt, you may add it to the "anonymous" collection on ao3 to keep yourself anonymous.
NOTE: You won't be able to click claim on a prompt without revealing your username. Unfortunately anonymous claims aren't possible without making the entire collection anonymous. A work around is to just upload your fic to the collection the old fashioned way and then state the prompt you're filling in your A/N.
I heavily debated whether to make the entire collection anonymous, but I ultimately wanted it to be up to the author as to whether to anon or de-anon without them being forced to leave the collection in order to de-anon.
Rules:
1. Your prompt/request must have at least a BIT of description as to what you want. Posting only something like "cat boy!Ivan x dog boy!Alfred" isn't going to do much to get anybody's imagination running. A prompt as short as the above will be considered spam and deleted. Aim to describe a bit of what you want(just a sentence or bullet points is fine, just at long as it's something) as well as what you DON'T want(any squicks etc.)
2. Requests must be for Hetalia. I'll allow crossovers if it seems like a popular enough property. (I.e. Hetalia x Harry Potter). Hetalia AUs such as cardverse are more than welcome!
3. Both requests and fills may be anonymous as stated in the FAQ. To make your request anonymous, click the "semi-anonymous prompt?" box at the bottom of the prompt form. It should be auto selected already. This will make sure your prompt is posted under "anonymous".
To make your prompt fill anonymous, upload your fic to the "anonymous" collection along with this one. Unfortunately clicking "claim" on a prompt will reveal your username and there's nothing I can do to change this. You can make note of which prompt you fulfilled in your A/N.
4. All characters & ships welcome. All kinks and types of prompts and works welcome.
5. Be nice to each other. Mean-spirited asks, prompts, or fills will be deleted.
Have any questions? Send in an ask!
Prompts and fills may be submitted onto this tumblr as well, but the same rules as above apply. You may submit the same prompt on both ao3 and Tumblr or on only one of them as you wish. Prompts that do not follow the rules will be deleted.
Update: In case it isn't clear, you don't have to specifically fulfill an ao3 prompt to upload to the ao3 collection; it can be a fill for a tumblr prompt as well! You can also send the fic link here and I'll post it.
I would love to see Japan/America size difference. Maybe even with America having gained some weight, so the size difference is even more extreme. Japan has to do most of the work because of higher stamina + flexibility. Bonus points for America feeling emasculated.
Dragon Riders with Bonded dragons, CanAme (Matt tops)
Been reading 4th Wing (who hasn't), but this is similar to what I've read in other series too, like Pern.
So, the dragons chose their Rider. IE. It's completely up to the dragon. And the riders will often be affected/influenced by their dragons thought/feelings. So if a dragon is mated, their rider is probably going to be strongly pulled to the other dragon's rider.
Alfred was super excited to be chosen. Matthew was more nervous. Neither twin expected to be chosen by a MATED pair of dragons.
Feel free to have fun otherwise. 4th for instance they develop signets/powers. Or like, one is a dragon shifter instead of both riders? Or like Pern, the Dragons are not initially mated but do after the boys are bonded? Maybe the boys fight it? Maybe they secretly wanted each other and are relieved? Please have fun with it!
Um, for this one I really want CanAme dragon Riders. BUT I could see someone liking this plot bunny for like RusAme or something. Which is cool and feel free as your own thing, but for the actual filling of this prompt, Matt and Al please!
South Italy has been jealous of Spain and Austria's past marriage for years and finally reaches a breaking point on it. He kidnaps Austria and decides that punishment is long overdue. (Human AU or nationverse! Author can decide if Spain and Austria are currently in a relationship or if it's just the fact that they were that S Italy is jealous of; Author can also decide how S Italy decides to punish Austria (physically/sexually?), all kinks on the table.)
((I do feel like I've read a fic that had this premise before so apologies if it's a repeat...))
This won't be anyone's cup of tea but I would love to read about Arthur and Alfred as father and son. Nation verse preferably, but if not, I want all the drama, daddy issues and angst they bring out. Redemption or not I don't care, I just want that relationship to be well explored because we're missing out on the lord and his prodigy.
I hope I'm doing this right. I would like to read about a deeply lonely and stubborn nation (England) falling in love and being rescued of their loneliness and bitterness. I am partial to UkFr because France would be a bright character to save England or even EngCan, but I wouldn't mind other pairs as long is not usuk or speng. All the love to the person who fills the prompt and hugs to the creators of this blog.
I have had an absolutely terrible time lately, and I would therefore like to request some (human AU) unrepentant twincest with Matthew and Alfred. They're twins, they don't care, and it turns them on. Or, at the very least, feels right to them.
If author wants, it can be primarily Matthew, who basically ends up persuading a nervous and reluctant Alfred. Jealous, possessive Matthew, Alfred is his, claims him and no one else can touch him. Or they can just both be super into it.
Could be omegaverse (alpha Matthew, omega Alfred) or just regular human AU.
Bonus for a line like " he was fucking/getting fucked by his brother' or "he was about to fuck his twin brother" and the one thinking it being incredibly turned on by it.
Shrek crossover with Prussia as donkey, Spain as puss in boots, and, surprise surprise, England as Shrek but it's only the eyebrows that change into green mossy hairs all over. Fiona is France who's quite hairy himself and finds love in a hairy Englishman. Go nuts, make it funny! (Sequels with babies America and Canada would be cute)
I submitted the “American takes the 51st state rhetoric too far” prompt and wanted to leave it to the imagination but a pairing would probably help lol. Sorry!
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Option 1: make it silly, Alfred is obsessed with Manifest Destiny 2.0, stressing he doesn’t need Canada but Canada needs America so they may as well be one.
Option 2: could make it angsty instead. Abusive, controlling tactics. “Look what you made me do.”
Scotland/France, Scotland reclaims his independence and his lover.
Some FrUK is all right but Scotland/France is pre and endgame. I do love Portugal/England so that would be cool too, but that's up to the author. But Auld Alliance being rekindled, both passionately and romantically.
I like Alistair as his human name. I prefer the redheaded, bearded fan version too, but that's just a preference.
