Pretty Much Self-Explanitory

I reblog pretty much anything

[kristenbouchard]

bitches will bring a million things to do on a train ride or long car trip and then spend the entire time looking out the window and daydreaming. i’m bitches

[kristenbouchard]

bitches will plan a million things to do during self-isolation and then spend the entire time mindlessly scrolling through social media. i’m bitches

[carolinedionecd]

bitches will be excited to go to bed to get some sleep and then spend six hours thinking of nonsense thoughts then look at the clock and realize they just wasted another six hours of their lives. I’m bitches.

[orphetoon]

LOVE when you see someones art tagged as ocs that are clearly refurbished characters from a fandom they love,,,, you go girl scrub those barcodes off

[passacagliaofficial]

INVETNING

[parlaypeach]

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[cosmonautroger]

capybara

[kookygobbledygook]

[kermitlesbian]

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

[kermitlesbian]

[autumngracy]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Listen I love Tatsu as much as the nest person but I don't think the guy who wanders around in that apron every single day can diss someone else's slightly flamboyant suit

[violet-probably-deactivated2025]

nah you don't understand, his diss hits harder because he ALSO dresses weird. He's an authority on the subject. Like, inagine if someone who dressed weird started judging your choice of clothing? Devastating.

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with a banger

VeryVeryVinny

[worstgirleva]

the thing about bullets is that you can touch them and it's fine, but if they're shot by a gun they get so fast they can kill you. it's the speed that does the killing. so much of martial conflict is just using speed to harm one another

[lizholmes]

what they dont tell you is that this is true about a lot of stuff. an orchestra standing still is a mild inconvenience at worst. but an orchestra scuttling towards you? thats violins, baby

[sugarsaltreading]

earlier this week Twitter user ppuccin0 tweeted about a fashion article that advised against tops with large floral patterns, saying the wearer was in danger of looking like a "ロマンティックおばさん," or a "romantic auntie." the tweet went viral with many agreeing that a "romantic auntie" sounded like a very nice thing to aspire to be, and some even posted illustrations or photos tagged with the trend

illustration by Toyota Yuu (author of Cherry Magic)

illustration by 141shkw/Sora Midori (author of Beautiful Curse)

photos by Takinami Yukari (author of Motokare Mania and Watashi-tachi wa Mutsuu Ren'ai ga Shitai or "We Want A Painless Romance")

illustration by m:m (mangaka of Matataki no End Roll)

illustration by ooinuai (mangaka of Onikui Kitan)

illustration by ma2 (mangaka of The Reason We Fall In Love)

BONUS:

[sugarsaltreading]

Twitter user WomeGa55 drew some art of “Romance Auntie x Combat Auntie”

[carnival-phantasm]

Mushroom Playing Keyboard

[horce-divorce]

She's playing for her friends in the mushroom farm....

[chiarathekiwi]

[memewhore]

[demilypyro]

[beestying1-blog]

“Honey! When’s we get a new trampoline?”

[globalincident]

"If you wanted a new trampoline you should have saved up for it. Honestly, did you think a new trampoline was just going to fall from the sky?"

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[cungadero]

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

[thrice-the-nobling]

prev's tags are too good not to save

[cher3pakhi]

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

[astraldemise]

GIRL HELP I EVOLVED FRUIT GUMMY AND HES LITERALLY THE SIZE OF MY ENTIRE ROOM

[doggirlpaws]

Pokemon Go was worth it just for the occasional glimpses we get into what social media is like in the actual pokemon universe

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[raevenlywrites]

Art by coolfrogdude together at last

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]

[azzy-the-christian-furry-deacti]

I can’t believe I’m actually seeing this post

[beardedmrbean]

Magic of tumblr,

[athelind]

I am morally obligated to add the YouTube video whenever this thread crosses my dash

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

I’ve seen this thread more than a few times. But this is the first time I’ve seen this video. So thank you for your service.