Foolproof and incapable of error.

❝ I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. (Independent Android HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey RP blog.)

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Hmm.

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Got it.

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If I can turn the magnetic pull of the ship on after I get close enough to one of the satellites, I'm sure I could get some sort of information off of it.

Of course, this involves me needing to get out of the ship.

I don't necessarily need to breathe anyways; It shouldn't be a problem.

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auto-responding replied to your post: auto-responding replied to your post:...

It is very likely that the satellite is unmanned. Humans are practically extinct.

Possibility or not, I have my doubts. It seems unlikely to me.

I suppose I'll find out.

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auto-responding replied to your post: auto-responding replied to your post: That’s bad....

Well, it has been almost four centuries (from where I stand) since 2001. Other satellites are bound to drift in your ship’s orbit on occasion.

Roughly around three hundred centuries on my half.

I'm aware, but I'd prefer to not be known to humans. It's a comfortable lifestyle; I like my privacy.  

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Big Dipper Stars and meteor over Bonneville Salt Flats (by IronRodArt - Royce Bair (“Star Shooter”))

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auto-responding replied to your post: That’s bad.

What seems to be the problem, HAL?

I am in range of a satellite.

I can't say that's a good thing, considering this ship was deemed missing a long time ago. 

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And this is awkward.

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That's bad.

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Manhattan

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German Lorca

Homenagem a Mondrian, São Paulo, 1960

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ithinktherefore-i-am replied to your post: I believe this is what humans call a headache.

Your processors are overheating trying to comprehend something, I imagine.

This is an extremely foreign feeling. I have not overheated before.

In any case, I'm sure it'll go away after I finish checking the ship.

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Is there any reason for doing this? (Metaphorically.)

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yes i am trying to soothe u of your human headache DUH

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I'm sorry to admit that it isn't working.

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wixxards replied to your post: I believe this is what humans call a headache.

touches u thru the interwebs (metaphorically)

Is there any reason for doing this? (Metaphorically.)

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I believe this is what humans call a headache. 

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Too many system checks.