hevab

Heather; should know better but cant be arsed; lives in Kent, England; likes tv, music and useless bits of information; sometimes I write stuff

[hevab]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: One Direction (Band) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Zayn Malik/Liam Payne Characters: Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles Additional Tags: Sleepy Sex, Mutual Masturbation, Metro article, probably others should be in here Series: Part 1 of 24 Things Summary:

Harry reads an article in Metro newspaper about 24 sex truths and starts to impart them. Zayn finds he can relate to them.

Zayn finds himself faced with number two on the list - ‘98% of the times you have sex will be initiated by a man pushing his hard-on into your back while you try to sleep’

In honour of this being my most hit fic on AO3 I am shamelessly sharing it again!  I loved doing this series and although this is actually number two AO3 decided to randomly make this part 1!  Quite proud of this one, so please enjoy som Ziam on me :-)  

[interrogado]

[srslysexy-deactivated20181219]

srslysexy

[incorrectdiscworldquotes]

Nanny Ogg: Have you ever “bin with” a man, Esme?

Granny Weatherwax: The only thing I’ve ever been with a man is “annoyed.”

[incorrectdiscworldquotes]

Drumknott: I heard an interesting rumor today. 

Vetinari: Only one? I started at least twelve.

[incorrectdiscworldquotes]

Vimes: “Havelock?” You’re on a first-name basis?

Sybil: What do you call him?

Vimes: “The bane of my existence.”

(source: person of interest)

[originallonemagpie]

Best of the eclipse pictures….

[hevab]

I came, I saw, I’m logging out again and heading back to my other blog

[capturedpoetry]

Whenever I have a rough day, @magicalrocketships​‘s You’re a Rabbit Louis tag is like comfort food for my soul, so obviously I’ve gotten a little obsessed with making (crappy) graphics for it. 🐇🥕👑

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[starskykarofsky]

For anyone not so familiar with cat behavior, this cat is out of its mind excited to do this. It’s much more rare for cars to wag their tails but it means the same as it does when a dog does it. This cat is curious and proud and playing. It keeps looking at its owner too, like “LOOK AT ME, DAD” and it’s so rare to get videos of cats this happy. This is fucking rad

[dendrytes-deactivated20211218]

Nope.. wagging tails means anger or irritation in cat body language.

[pangur-and-grim]

hey y’all, hope you don’t mind me stepping in!

you’re both right :) a wagging tail means the cat is highly stimulated (think coiled spring, ready to go off). depending on the situation, this can be interpreted differently - just like people can smile nervously at job interviews vs. happily grin at friends.

in most cases, it’s safe to interpret overstimulation as ‘you’re doing something to amp up the cat & it wants you to stop’ (ex. unwanted petting). it should be seen as a warning; all that pent-up energy COULD be released as a swat or bite.

BUT in this case, that tail-wagging ‘frustration’ is the stimulation that comes from problem-solving (where can I jump? is it safe to go here?) and the excitement of play. it’s good to be wary of ‘cute’ animals vids, but this seems like an unproblematic video!

[fluffy-shenanigans]

I’d like to add to this–just look at world-famous box-loving cat, Maru, who wags his tail every time he stuffs his body into a box or other small object. He’s clearly not about to attack the person behind the camera! It’s definitely based on stimulation, but more to the point of “ahhh FINALLY I’ve gotten into the small space, now how do I get the rest of me inside”:

[weezley]

i love everything about cats ever always

[red--shirt-deactivated20190314]

Jonnie Peacock.

[hotashellcelebmen]

[louandhazaf]

I have seven solid WIPs that I have started and should finish.

Me sitting down to write any of them at the moment:

My brain:

Okay, how about I stress-type another plot idea to my writing friends? Maybe that will solve all of my problems. 

[dabblinginfandoms]

OH LORD THIS IS SO ME

[patricebergies]

waiting for hockey season to come back like

[tommosloueh]

INT #1: What gets you up in the morning? Is it music? Is it money? Is it girls? INT #2: What do you like most of aussie girls or women?

[laynefaire]

FUCKING HELL

JUST TOUR TOGETHER ALREADY!!!!

Call it

HEADED IN EVERY DIRECTION - THE COMPASS TOUR

[happy1days-deactivated20230227]

If they’re all going to do everything at the same time anyways, my financial advisor wants to know if they can they just do it together.

[nimbus-cloud]

I have 2 moods when writing.

Write 10 pages in one go, holy shit, my hands won’t stop moving, Imma get this fic done in like 2 hours WUT

I forgot how to English, oh god, write one sentence, watch 3 movies, write another sentence, the ideas are there but they just won’t come out how the frick do I end this, this Word Document has been open for over a week WELP